Difference between revisions of ""Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!"
(→Video: added correct shirt) |
|||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
'''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' Is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of Damian Antaria to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) his song [[CWC_"Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]], he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and paying $100 to a hooker. (It seems as if he did not actually go through with paying for sex, however, as he still claims he is a virgin.) | '''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' Is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of Damian Antaria to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) his song [[CWC_"Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]], he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and paying $100 to a hooker. (It seems as if he did not actually go through with paying for sex, however, as he still claims he is a virgin.) He repeatedly says "Please," because we all know that women love men who beg. That's a [[lie]], by the way. | ||
Note the lack of medallion and ring, and the many uses of the [[Claw of Fail]], looking as if he were menacing Damian. | Note the lack of medallion and ring, and the many uses of the [[Claw of Fail]], looking as if he were menacing Damian. | ||
| Line 46: | Line 46: | ||
But you know I could do it better<BR> | But you know I could do it better<BR> | ||
He's an imposter, he's a poser<BR> | He's an imposter, he's a poser<BR> | ||
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn pickle suit? | What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle suit]]? | ||
[''The singing mercifully ends.''] | [''The singing mercifully ends.''] | ||
| Line 54: | Line 54: | ||
[''He holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]].''] | [''He holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]].''] | ||
Go as far as pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker. I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? | Go as far as pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker. I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had [[Obesity|heartaches]] since last Wednesday. I've had [[Biological Clock|sleepless nights]]! It really hurts! | ||
[''He clutches at his chest.''] | [''He clutches at his chest.''] | ||
Revision as of 15:44, 14 March 2010
"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! Is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a gal-pal going by the pen name of Damian Antaria to not get a new boyfriend and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing (poorly) his song "Boyfriend", he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and paying $100 to a hooker. (It seems as if he did not actually go through with paying for sex, however, as he still claims he is a virgin.) He repeatedly says "Please," because we all know that women love men who beg. That's a lie, by the way.
Note the lack of medallion and ring, and the many uses of the Claw of Fail, looking as if he were menacing Damian.
Video
| "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! | |
| Stardate | 14 March 2010 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy
|
| Shirt |  The DangerStripe
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! |
next Current |
Transcript
[Chris opens the video with a heavy sigh and removes his glasses. His expression is troubled and grim.]
This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, because... I need you. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that. I mean, you aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! It's better that for a little while. [sigh] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...
[He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old CWC "Boyfriend" video on his TV.]
...I have put together before.
[He begins singing.]
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your boyfriend
da na da, da na da
da da da, da da da
[He begins waving his hands around spastically, which continues through his performance.]
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
He's so troll and stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
That old sumbitch try to take you out of my life
But you know I could do it better
He's an imposter, he's a poser
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn pickle suit?
[The singing mercifully ends.]
C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, how desperate I got!
[He holds up the claw.]
Go as far as pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker. I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! [sigh] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had heartaches since last Wednesday. I've had sleepless nights! It really hurts!
[He clutches at his chest.]
Heartaches are hurt. Think about that.
[He turns off the camera.]
| ⇐ Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris's videos | Current ⇒ |