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In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] Scarlet again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing | In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] Scarlet again. It is revealed here that [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she has a boyfriend]], but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''" to notice. | ||
==Chris | ==Chris draws Sonichu== | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
''[Chris is kneeling down in front of | ''[Chris is kneeling down in front of the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall, where he draws [[Sonichu]]'s head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]'' | ||
Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture. | '''Girl:''' Okay, lemme take a picture. | ||
==Chris | ==Chris fires away== | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
[''Some | [''Some JERK in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing [[Wikipedia:Pat Benatar|Pat Benatar]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Hit Me with Your Best Shot|Hit Me with Your Best Shot]]"''] | ||
Girl: Oh, God.... | '''Girl:''' Oh, God.... | ||
Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero! | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</blue> I'm praying ''[[Guitar Hero]]''! | ||
Girl: [''Laughs''] | '''Girl:''' [''Laughs''] | ||
Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend? | '''Guy:''' So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend? | ||
Girl: That might be a... bad idea. | '''Girl:''' That might be a... bad idea. | ||
Chris: [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song''] | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song''] | ||
Guy: You don't want him to know? | '''Guy:''' You don't want him to know? | ||
Girl: He wouldn't take it real well. | '''Girl:''' He wouldn't [[Noviophobia|take it real well]]. | ||
Guy: Huh? | '''Guy:''' Huh? | ||
Girl: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd''] | '''Girl:''' He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd''] | ||
Chris: [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!''] | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!''] | ||
Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist! | '''Guy:''' We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist! | ||
Girl: [''Laughs and cheers''] | '''Girl:''' [''Laughs and cheers''] | ||
[''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close''] | [''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close''] | ||
Girl: Chris! | '''Girl:''' Chris! | ||
[''The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down''] | [''The one and only creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise finally sits his shameless ass down''] | ||
Girl: [''Laughs''] | '''Girl:''' [''Laughs''] | ||
Chris: [''In a | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''In a Southern accent''] Star power, baby! | ||
Girl: Yep. | '''Girl:''' Yep. | ||
==Chris | ==Chris needs females== | ||
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Chris: [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]] | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]] | ||
Girl: [''laughs''] | '''Girl:''' [''laughs''] So, how does the drink taste? | ||
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] It—it's good. | |||
'''Girl:''' Good? | |||
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious. | |||
Chris: [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
[[So Need a Cute Girl]] | *[[Chris's Big Night Out]] | ||
*[[So Need a Cute Girl]] | |||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A near public apology]]|nextlink=[[Rollin' and Trollin']]|}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A near public apology]]|nextlink=[[Rollin' and Trollin']]|}} | ||
Revision as of 13:27, 21 May 2011
In Chris's Big Night Out II, Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Scarlet again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing Guitar Hero" to notice.
Chris draws Sonichu
Transcript
[Chris is kneeling down in front of the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a © under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]
Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture.
Chris fires away
Transcript
[Some JERK in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]
Girl: Oh, God....
Chris:</blue> I'm praying Guitar Hero!
Girl: [Laughs]
Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?
Girl: That might be a... bad idea.
Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]
Guy: You don't want him to know?
Girl: He wouldn't take it real well.
Guy: Huh?
Girl: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]
Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]
Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!
Girl: [Laughs and cheers]
[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]
Girl: Chris!
[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]
Girl: [Laughs]
Chris: [In a Southern accent] Star power, baby!
Girl: Yep.
Chris needs females
| “ | All female hands on me! | ” |
Transcript
Chris: All female hands on me!
Girl: [laughs] So, how does the drink taste?
Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.
Girl: Good?
Chris: [sounds a bit rapey] Delicious.
See also
| ⇐ A near public apology | Chris's videos | Rollin' and Trollin' ⇒ |