List of Chris's edits to the CWCki

Summary of the incident.

After Chris discovered the CWCki in March 2010, he demanded that pages related to his family and Gal-Pals be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on 1 April, past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as GodofThunderGodofWar. In true CWC style, his vandalism was less than impressive. In fact, due to the fact that he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian's posts were aimed at altering the articles he vandalized to make the CWCKi seem to be praising him. As usual Chris's tenuous grasp of grammar made his edits stand out like a sore thumb.

Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits glorifying himself.

(Please note that all times listed are EST.)

The edits

12:35

His first action was to edit the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments.

...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of CWCville? ...that Pixelblocks are not to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks? ...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money? ...that Chris has been recording himself as early as 10th grade?

Chris left the following factoids untouched:

• ...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
• ...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD?
• ...that Chris is the Level Up King?
• ...that Virginia is for Virgins?
• ...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?

• ...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is E-Mail My Heart?

• ...that Chris is a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?

Note how he failed to notice the sarcasm in the above comments.

Note: In his original edit, the link "10th grade" linked to a non-existent "10th grade" page.

12:42

He then changed the Article of the Now from Ian Brandon Anderson to himself.

Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.

This edit is stands as perhaps the most condensed essence of Christian to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness ("Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter") Christian pretty much manages to sum up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still inserts links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to stress.

Note: In his original edit, the link "brilliant" linked to a non-existent "brilliant" page.

12:44

A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous CWCRockin4Way.jpg the Picture of the Now.

A recently leaked image shows an illustration by Chris having Sweet, Sweet Sex with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D

Note: In his original edit, the link "Sweet, Sweet Sex" linked to a non-existent "Sweet, Sweet Sex" page.

TL;DR

Chris, despite being given a chance to strike back at trolls directly, managed to fail due to his own ego.

See Also

• List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica
• JenkinsJinkies