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<u>StrongCWC1</u> (0:00 - 0:15)
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'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!''' [''retarded "guitar solo"'']
[''Starts with Chris standing shirtless, which shows how [[chris and health|woman-esque and unpowerful]] his body is.'']
 
'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!'''  
 
[''This is followed by a retarded guitar solo, and ending with him befuddled by what to do with the [[gitar of fail|guitar]], considers dropping it, then most likely thinking it will break if done so, ponders aimlessly like a buffoon and drops it anyways adding a few seconds of awkward silence.'']




<u>StrongCWC2</u> (0:16 - 0:38)
<u>StrongCWC2</u> (0:16 - 0:38)
[''We see Chris, still shirtless, standing next to a chair with [[sports bra|Olympic style]] commentary.'']


We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a '''very heavy''' ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]
We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a '''very heavy''' ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]

Revision as of 08:11, 25 March 2012

Power is a file, published by The Miscreants, in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.

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Stardate 27 April 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy
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Transcript

BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!

StrongCWC1 (0:00 - 0:15)

[Starts with Chris standing shirtless, which shows how woman-esque and unpowerful his body is.]

I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!

[This is followed by a retarded guitar solo, and ending with him befuddled by what to do with the guitar, considers dropping it, then most likely thinking it will break if done so, ponders aimlessly like a buffoon and drops it anyways adding a few seconds of awkward silence.]


StrongCWC2 (0:16 - 0:38)

[We see Chris, still shirtless, standing next to a chair with Olympic style commentary.]

We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds. [lifts the chair with considerable effort, using mainly his back] Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!! [puts the chair back down]


StrongCWCPower (0:39 - 0:55)

Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.

[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a good view of his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the process- he struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process] HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!! [puts the chair back down very quickly]

See also

External links

I Got A Fish Chris's videos CWCFlyingElephants

💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪

CWC Update 18 January 2009Chris Destroys His VibratorTake that Page DOWN NOW!PowerChris humps his PS3Sign Destruction VideoChallenge for ClydeChris Loses ItCWC Fighter30 Push-UpsClyde is Weaker than WaterI AM STRONG51 50Sonichu's EdgeDon't Mess With MeTito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!The MovingFoward videosLars' Ship has Sunk.MOVHello, my sweety babyA HikeA WorkoutWeighInWelcometoBollywoodPull-upsVictory RockoutCheerleaderA few kicksLesbian Sex AuditionEid, Pmurt, EidSmashingGet Out, You D*** NazisChris slaps himselfOne-HundredWalking to the post officeOn mah Treadmill, dawgs!