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'''Netflix''' is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (later known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on [[Xbox]] and [[PlayStation]] consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with [[Chris and television|television]], [[Chris]] was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during [[2009]]. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched [[Obesity|regularly]].) | |||
As the list shows, Chris spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he had on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail. | |||
While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian [[wikipedia:Troma Entertainment|Troma]] movie. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'', Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of [[1970s]] French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'', etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen [[china]] somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of ''[[Transformers]]'' made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films. | |||
Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos|message of tolerance]]. | |||
==Instant streaming history== | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
!Date | |||
!Title | |||
!Time | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''[[Monty Python]]: [[Random-access humor|And Now for Something Completely Different]]'' | |||
|01:35:29 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''[[The High School Story|Carrie]]'' | |||
|01:40:04 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:30-Second Bunnies Theatre|30-Second Bunnies]]'': ''A Christmas Story'' | |||
|00:01:45 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]'' | |||
|00:01:02 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Homos|Brokeback Mountain]]'' | |||
|00:01:02 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]'' | |||
|00:02:17 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Superman]]'' | |||
|00:01:01 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Office Space|Office Space]]'' | |||
|00:01:10 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Raiders of the Lost Ark|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]'' | |||
|00:01:02 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Sex toys|The Ring]]'' | |||
|00:01:05 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "A ''Bon Vivant'' Buffet" | |||
|00:29:05 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' | |||
|00:43:44 | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/09 | |||
|The [[Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner" | |||
|00:52:02 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Tripping The Rift|Tripping The Rift]]'': "God Is Our Pilot" | |||
|00:23:14 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Mutilation Ball" | |||
|00:22:02 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Miss Galaxy 5000" | |||
|00:22:36 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Sidewalk Soiler" | |||
|00:24:16 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''Tripping The Rift'': "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster" | |||
|00:22:11 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Totally Recalled" | |||
|00:22:24 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''Tripping The Rift'': "2001 Space Idiocies" | |||
|00:21:46 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Therese and Isabelle|Therese and Isabelle]]'' | |||
|02:04:46 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:The Pigkeeper's Daughter|The Pigkeeper's Daughter]]'' | |||
|01:23:41 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]]'' | |||
|00:02:03 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Christmas Vacation'' | |||
|00:01:13 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Borat (film)|Borat]]'' | |||
|00:01:03 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Bond'' | |||
|00:02:44 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Man 1 & 2]]'' | |||
|00:01:06 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean (series)|Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2]]'' | |||
|00:01:02 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:March of the Penguins|March of the Penguins]]'' | |||
|00:01:02 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Die Hard|Die Hard]]'' | |||
|00:03:05 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]'' | |||
|00:01:42 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Saw (film)|Saw]]'' | |||
|00:03:24 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Asperchu#Trial_and_execution_of_Asperpedia_staff|The Grudge]]'' | |||
|00:01:28 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]'' | |||
|00:01:45 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/09 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Snakes on a Plane|Snakes on a Plane]]'' | |||
|00:01:55 | |||
|- | |||
|11/15/09 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T" | |||
|00:56:32 | |||
|- | |||
|11/15/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar" | |||
|00:29:03 | |||
|- | |||
|11/15/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home" | |||
|00:29:19 | |||
|- | |||
|11/18/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Let There Be Light" | |||
|00:32:37 | |||
|- | |||
|11/18/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Sea Fever" | |||
|01:23:05 | |||
|- | |||
|11/18/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "A Very Merry Hyacinth" | |||
|00:30:37 | |||
|- | |||
|11/18/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Riparian Entertainments" | |||
|00:29:17 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Wikipedia:Weight Gain 4000|Weight Gain 4000]]" | |||
|00:23:56 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Volcano (South Park)|Volcano]]" | |||
|00:37:17 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Barbara|An Elephant]] [[Hanky-panky|Makes Love to]] [[Jerkop|a Pig]]" | |||
|00:37:38 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Homos|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]" | |||
|00:15:20 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Death]]" | |||
|00:23:22 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "Starvin' [[Niggos|Marvin]]" | |||
|00:23:00 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]" | |||
|00:28:23 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Mecha-Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]]" | |||
|00:30:36 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Angel Gabriel Blue" | |||
|02:29:18 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "How to Manage a Family Christening" | |||
|00:30:12 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut]]" | |||
|00:27:08 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut]]" | |||
|00:29:33 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[IRC (27 December 2008)|Chickenlover]]" | |||
|00:23:11 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "Ike's [[Pickle|Wee Wee]]" | |||
|00:30:35 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Conjoined Fetus Lady|Conjoined Fetus Lady]]" | |||
|00:23:01 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka|The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]" | |||
|00:25:09 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/09 | |||
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:City on the Edge of Forever|City on the Edge of Forever]]" | |||
|00:47:11 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Runaway Racoon” | |||
|00:23:38 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabbit Town” | |||
|00:23:27 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rhino Melancholy” | |||
|00:23:36 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Dolphin Daydream” | |||
|00:23:32 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Greedy Bears” | |||
|00:23:36 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Fox Waltz” | |||
|00:23:32 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Easy Albatross” | |||
|00:23:32 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “The Mole Rat Speaks” | |||
|00:23:32 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Human Scapegoat” | |||
|00:23:30 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Rabid Wolf” | |||
|00:23:34 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “A Beastly Feast” | |||
|00:23:36 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|''BNA: Brand New Animal'': “Anima-City” | |||
|00:23:34 | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
!Date | |||
!Total Time | |||
|- | |||
|11/13/2009 | |||
|5:30:48 | |||
|- | |||
|11/14/2009 | |||
|6:30:28 | |||
|- | |||
|11/15/2009 | |||
|1:54:54 | |||
|- | |||
|11/18/2009 | |||
|2:55:36 | |||
|- | |||
|11/19/2009 | |||
|3:39:32 | |||
|- | |||
|11/21/2009 | |||
|6:25:18 | |||
|- | |||
|7/3/20 | |||
|4:42:49 | |||
|- | |||
|Total | |||
|31:39:25 | |||
|- | |||
|Average | |||
|4:31:21 | |||
|} | |||
==Queues on 21 [[November 2009]]== | |||
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his [[video]]-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible [[Sex|romance]] films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that ''Fritz the Cat'', a film with an extreme amount of [[Bestiality|yiffing]], is on the list. | |||
===Instant Queue=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
!Position | |||
!Title | |||
!Rating | |||
|- | |||
|1 | |||
|[[Abusive babysitter|''The Babysitters'']] | |||
|3.036 | |||
|- | |||
|2 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The House Bunny|''The House Bunny'']] | |||
|3.239 | |||
|- | |||
|3 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:This Girl's Life|''This Girl's Life'']] | |||
|2.928 | |||
|- | |||
|4 | |||
|[[The High School Story|''Carrie'']] | |||
|4.0* | |||
|- | |||
|5 | |||
|[[Transformers|''Transmorphers'']] | |||
|1.887 | |||
|- | |||
|6 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:9½ Weeks|9½ Weeks]]'' | |||
|3.174 | |||
|- | |||
|7 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Beauty|Dangerous Beauty]]'' | |||
|3.79 | |||
|- | |||
|8 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Liaisons|''Dangerous Liasons'']] | |||
|3.753 | |||
|- | |||
|9 | |||
|[[Monty Python|''And Now for Something Completely Different'']] | |||
|5.0* | |||
|- | |||
|10 | |||
|''30-Second Bunnies Theatre'': Season 3 | |||
|3.0* | |||
|- | |||
|11 | |||
|[[Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_Luv_Shack|Fear Dot Com]] | |||
|2.633 | |||
|- | |||
|12 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:I Still Know What You Did Last Summer|''I Still Know What You Did Last Summer'']]. | |||
|3.05 | |||
|- | |||
|13 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|''Story of O'']] | |||
|2.748 | |||
|- | |||
|14 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:En la cama|''En la cama'']] | |||
|2.859 | |||
|- | |||
|15 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Battle in Heaven|''Battle in Heaven'']] | |||
|2.222 | |||
|- | |||
|16 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Grande École (film)|''Grande École'']] | |||
|2.735 | |||
|- | |||
|17 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Heavy Metal (film)|''Heavy Metal'']] | |||
|5.0* | |||
|- | |||
|18 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Virtual Girl|''Virtual Girl'']] | |||
|2.231 | |||
|- | |||
|19 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Species – The Awakening|Species – The Awakening]]'' | |||
|2.786 | |||
|- | |||
|20 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Frozen River|''Frozen River'']] | |||
|3.395 | |||
|- | |||
|21 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Bushwhacked (film)|''Bushwhacked'']] | |||
|3.39 | |||
|- | |||
|22 | |||
|''Keeping Up Appearances'' | |||
|5.0* | |||
|- | |||
|23 | |||
|[[Red Skelton|''The Red Skelton Collection'']] | |||
|5.0* | |||
|- | |||
|24 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile|''American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile'']] | |||
|3.353 | |||
|- | |||
|25 | |||
|[[Christian%27s_sex_joke|Sex and Breakfast]] | |||
|2.318 | |||
|- | |||
|26 | |||
|''Thérèse and Isabelle'' | |||
|5.0* | |||
|- | |||
|27 | |||
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] | |||
|2.604 | |||
|- | |||
|28 | |||
|''Foreplay'' | |||
|1.778 | |||
|- | |||
|29 | |||
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|''Strictly Sexual'']] | |||
|3.011 | |||
|- | |||
|30 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Sleepless in Seattle|Sleepless in Seattle]]'' | |||
|3.863 | |||
|- | |||
|31 | |||
|''Tender Is the Heart'' | |||
|2.206 | |||
|- | |||
|32 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Better Than Sex (film)|''Better Than Sex'']] | |||
|2.999 | |||
|- | |||
|33 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:If Lucy Fell|''If Lucy Fell'']] | |||
|2.996 | |||
|- | |||
|34 | |||
|[[Virgin_with_rage|''Nice Guys Sleep Alone'']] | |||
|2.924 | |||
|- | |||
|35 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Shut Up and Kiss Me (film)|''Shut Up and Kiss Me'']] | |||
|2.392 | |||
|- | |||
|36 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Lovelife|''Lovelife'']] | |||
|2.714 | |||
|- | |||
|37 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Daffy Duck's Quackbusters|''Daffy Duck's Quackbusters'']] | |||
|3.803 | |||
|- | |||
|38 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie|''The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie'']] | |||
|4.047 | |||
|- | |||
|39 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The NeverEnding Story (film)|''The NeverEnding Story'']] | |||
|3.913 | |||
|- | |||
|40 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|''Inspector Gadget'']] | |||
|3.739 | |||
|- | |||
|41 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|''The Nightmare Before Christmas'']] | |||
|3.953 | |||
|- | |||
|42 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The Inspector|''The Inspector'']] | |||
|3.696 | |||
|- | |||
|43 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|''MythBusters'']]: Big Blasts Edition | |||
|4.213 | |||
|- | |||
|44 | |||
|''MythBusters'': Collection 1 | |||
|4.21 | |||
|- | |||
|45 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 1 | |||
|3.317 | |||
|- | |||
|46 | |||
|[[Monty Python|''Monty Python's Flying Circus'']] | |||
|3.901 | |||
|- | |||
|47 | |||
|''American Swing'' | |||
|2.673 | |||
|- | |||
|48 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Indie Sex|Indie Sex]]'' | |||
|3.276 | |||
|- | |||
|49 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Species III|Species III]]'' | |||
|2.938 | |||
|- | |||
|50 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Quarantine (film)|''Quarantine'']] | |||
|3.048 | |||
|- | |||
|51 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie|''Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie'']] | |||
|3.103 | |||
|- | |||
|52 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The Animatrix|''The Animatrix'']] | |||
|3.686 | |||
|- | |||
|53 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Harry Novak|''The Pigkeeper's Daughter'']] | |||
|4.0* | |||
|- | |||
|54 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Video Vixens|''Video Vixens'']] | |||
|1.883 | |||
|- | |||
|55 | |||
|[[Obesity|''I Want Candy'']] | |||
|2.534 | |||
|- | |||
|56 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:List of National Lampoon films|National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7]]'' | |||
|1.917 | |||
|- | |||
|57 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Cartoon Noir|Cartoon Noir]]'' | |||
|2.427 | |||
|- | |||
|58 | |||
|[[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|Memories]] | |||
|3.667 | |||
|- | |||
|59 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Read or Die|''Read or Die'']] | |||
|4.054 | |||
|- | |||
|60 | |||
|Air TV | |||
|3.87 | |||
|- | |||
|61 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles|''Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles'']] | |||
|3.665 | |||
|- | |||
|62 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Dead Space: Downfall|''Dead Space: Downfall'']] | |||
|3.277 | |||
|- | |||
|63 | |||
|''[[South Park]]'': Season 1 | |||
|4.151 | |||
|- | |||
|64 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 2 | |||
|3.904 | |||
|- | |||
|65 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 2 | |||
|3.622 | |||
|- | |||
|66 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 3 | |||
|4.043 | |||
|- | |||
|67 | |||
|''Tripping the Rift'': Season 3 | |||
|3.392 | |||
|- | |||
|68 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 4 | |||
|4.127 | |||
|- | |||
|69 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 5 | |||
|4.2 | |||
|- | |||
|70 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 6 | |||
|4.267 | |||
|- | |||
|71 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 7 | |||
|4.207 | |||
|- | |||
|72 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 8 | |||
|4.24 | |||
|- | |||
|73 | |||
|''South Park'': Season 9 | |||
|4.154 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk. | |||
===DVD Queue=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
!Position | |||
!Title | |||
!Rating | |||
|- | |||
|1 | |||
|''[[Sonic]] X'': Season 5: Disc 2 | |||
|3.519 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
!Position | |||
!Title | |||
!Rating | |||
|- | |||
|1 | |||
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1 | |||
|3.562 | |||
|- | |||
|2 | |||
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1 | |||
|N/A | |||
|- | |||
|3 | |||
|''[[Transformers]]: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 1 | |||
|3.838 | |||
|- | |||
|4 | |||
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|5 | |||
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 3 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|6 | |||
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 4 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|7 | |||
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 1 | |||
|3.963 | |||
|- | |||
|8 | |||
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|9 | |||
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 1 | |||
|3.965 | |||
|- | |||
|10 | |||
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|11 | |||
|[[Transformers|''Beast Machines'']]: Disc 1 | |||
|3.762 | |||
|- | |||
|12 | |||
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|13 | |||
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 3 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|14 | |||
|''Beast Machines: Disc 4 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|15 | |||
|''[[Transformers]]: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1 | |||
|3.493 | |||
|- | |||
|16 | |||
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|17 | |||
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|18 | |||
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|19 | |||
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 1 | |||
|3.464 | |||
|- | |||
|20 | |||
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|21 | |||
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|22 | |||
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|23 | |||
|''[[Transformers]]: Energon'': Vol. 1 | |||
|3.436 | |||
|- | |||
|24 | |||
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|25 | |||
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 3 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|26 | |||
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 4 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|27 | |||
|''[[Transformers]]: Cybertron'': Disc 1 | |||
|3.357 | |||
|- | |||
|28 | |||
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|29 | |||
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 3 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|30 | |||
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 4 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|31 | |||
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 5 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|32 | |||
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 6 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|33 | |||
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 7 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|34 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers|''Transmorphers'']] | |||
|1.887 | |||
|- | |||
|35 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers: Fall of Man|''Transmorphers: Fall of Man'']] | |||
|2.26 | |||
|- | |||
|36 | |||
|[[The_High_School_Story|''Carrie'']] | |||
|3.746 | |||
|- | |||
|37 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Zombie Strippers|''Zombie Strippers'']] | |||
|2.556 | |||
|- | |||
|38 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Twilight (film)|''Twilight'']] | |||
|3.8 | |||
|- | |||
|39 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Evan Almighty|''Evan Almighty'']] | |||
|3.488 | |||
|- | |||
|40 | |||
|[[Adult Swim]] & Stones Present: Mad Villain | |||
|2.393 | |||
|- | |||
|41 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Slayers Return|''Slayers Return'']] | |||
|3.858 | |||
|- | |||
|42 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Love in Paris|''Another 9½ Weeks'']] | |||
|2.351 | |||
|- | |||
|43 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The First 9½ Weeks|''The First 9½ Weeks'']] | |||
|2.835 | |||
|- | |||
|44 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Angels & Demons (film)|''Angels & Demons'']] | |||
|3.757 | |||
|- | |||
|45 | |||
|''Angels & Demons'': Bonus Material | |||
|2.933 | |||
|- | |||
|46 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring (2002 film)|''The Ring'']] | |||
|3.552 | |||
|- | |||
|47 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring Two|''The Ring Two'']] | |||
|3.0 | |||
|- | |||
|48 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Are You Being Served? (film)|''Are You Being Served?'']] | |||
|3.31 | |||
|- | |||
|49 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Species II|''Species II'']] | |||
|2.979 | |||
|- | |||
|50 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Species (film)|''Species'']] | |||
|3.131 | |||
|- | |||
|51 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Fritz the Cat (film)|''Fritz the Cat'']] | |||
|3.012 | |||
|- | |||
|52 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat|''The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat'']] | |||
|2.934 | |||
|- | |||
|53 | |||
|''Very Private Lesson' | |||
|2.92 | |||
|- | |||
|54 | |||
|''[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]] Surprise!'' | |||
|2.216 | |||
|- | |||
|55 | |||
|''Kekko Kamen Returns!'' | |||
|2.339 | |||
|- | |||
|56 | |||
|''Kekko Kamen New!'' | |||
|2.361 | |||
|- | |||
|57 | |||
|''Kekko Kamen Strikes Back!'' | |||
|2.559 | |||
|- | |||
|58 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Nana (manga)|''Nana'']] Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1 | |||
|3.978 | |||
|- | |||
|59 | |||
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|60 | |||
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 3 | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|61 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Elfen Lied|''Elfen Lied'']]: Vol. 1, Vector One | |||
|4.17 | |||
|- | |||
|62 | |||
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 2, Vector Two | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|63 | |||
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 3, Vector Three | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|64 | |||
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 4, Vector Four | |||
| | |||
|- | |||
|65 | |||
|[[Wikipedia:Shaun of the Dead|''Shaun of the Dead'']] | |||
|3.959 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
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[[Category:Websites]] | |||
Latest revision as of 18:50, 26 April 2023
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Netflix is a streaming service which allows one to watch movies and TV shows over the internet, previously known for their DVD rental-by-mail service (later known as DVD.com). Netflix is also available on Xbox and PlayStation consoles, among many other platforms. Being obsessed with television, Chris was an avid consumer of Netflix. The following is a collection of his orders and streams during 2009. (His watch history ever since is unknown, but it can be safely presumed he still binge-watched regularly.)
As the list shows, Chris spent an awful lot of time watching stuff he had on his watchlist, whether they be classic BBC sitcoms or adult cartoons. On two occasions, he actually spent more than six and a half hours a day watching Keeping Up Appearances and South Park. These long binge-watching periods are also notable in how Chris got into Netflix's streaming service a few years before it really exploded into popularity, and when they primarily still offered DVD by mail.
While Chris's list has some obvious favorites, there are also some surprising oddities; notably, Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy pops up. It's likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma movie. As for Story of O, Chris probably chose it based on its description, not because he is a connoisseur of 1970s French erotic arthouse cinema. Not to mention En la cama, Battle in Heaven, Grande École, etc. Hell, probably the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is if they've got some on-screen china somewhere. Also of note is that he rented both of the Transmorphers movies, cheap knockoffs of Transformers made by The Asylum, a film studio known for making low-budget mockbusters to dupe unsuspecting buyers and piggyback the success of other films.
Chris also watched the South Park episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", but did not seem to take to heart its message of tolerance.
Instant streaming history
Date | Title | Time |
---|---|---|
11/13/09 | Monty Python: And Now for Something Completely Different | 01:35:29 |
11/13/09 | Carrie | 01:40:04 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: A Christmas Story | 00:01:45 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Casablanca | 00:01:02 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Brokeback Mountain | 00:01:02 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Caddyshack | 00:02:17 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Superman | 00:01:01 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Office Space | 00:01:10 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Raiders of the Lost Ark | 00:01:02 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: The Ring | 00:01:05 |
11/13/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "A Bon Vivant Buffet" | 00:29:05 |
11/13/09 | Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy | 00:43:44 |
11/13/09 | The Red Skelton Collection: "Freddy the Freeloader's Christmas Dinner" | 00:52:02 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "God Is Our Pilot" | 00:23:14 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Mutilation Ball" | 00:22:02 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Miss Galaxy 5000" | 00:22:36 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Sidewalk Soiler" | 00:24:16 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster" | 00:22:11 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Totally Recalled" | 00:22:24 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "2001 Space Idiocies" | 00:21:46 |
11/14/09 | Therese and Isabelle | 02:04:46 |
11/14/09 | The Pigkeeper's Daughter | 01:23:41 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Fight Club | 00:02:03 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Christmas Vacation | 00:01:13 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Borat | 00:01:03 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Bond | 00:02:44 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Spider-Man 1 & 2 | 00:01:06 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2 | 00:01:02 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: March of the Penguins | 00:01:02 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Die Hard | 00:03:05 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Napoleon Dynamite | 00:01:42 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Saw | 00:03:24 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: The Grudge | 00:01:28 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Kill Bill | 00:01:45 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Snakes on a Plane | 00:01:55 |
11/15/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T" | 00:56:32 |
11/15/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar" | 00:29:03 |
11/15/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home" | 00:29:19 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Let There Be Light" | 00:32:37 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Sea Fever" | 01:23:05 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "A Very Merry Hyacinth" | 00:30:37 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Riparian Entertainments" | 00:29:17 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Weight Gain 4000" | 00:23:56 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Volcano" | 00:37:17 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" | 00:37:38 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" | 00:15:20 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Death" | 00:23:22 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Starvin' Marvin" | 00:23:00 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" | 00:28:23 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Mecha-Streisand" | 00:30:36 |
11/21/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Angel Gabriel Blue" | 02:29:18 |
11/21/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "How to Manage a Family Christening" | 00:30:12 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" | 00:27:08 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut" | 00:29:33 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Chickenlover" | 00:23:11 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Ike's Wee Wee" | 00:30:35 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Conjoined Fetus Lady" | 00:23:01 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" | 00:25:09 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "City on the Edge of Forever" | 00:47:11 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Runaway Racoon” | 00:23:38 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Rabbit Town” | 00:23:27 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Rhino Melancholy” | 00:23:36 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Dolphin Daydream” | 00:23:32 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Greedy Bears” | 00:23:36 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Fox Waltz” | 00:23:32 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Easy Albatross” | 00:23:32 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “The Mole Rat Speaks” | 00:23:32 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Human Scapegoat” | 00:23:30 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Rabid Wolf” | 00:23:34 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “A Beastly Feast” | 00:23:36 |
7/3/20 | BNA: Brand New Animal: “Anima-City” | 00:23:34 |
Date | Total Time |
---|---|
11/13/2009 | 5:30:48 |
11/14/2009 | 6:30:28 |
11/15/2009 | 1:54:54 |
11/18/2009 | 2:55:36 |
11/19/2009 | 3:39:32 |
11/21/2009 | 6:25:18 |
7/3/20 | 4:42:49 |
Total | 31:39:25 |
Average | 4:31:21 |
Queues on 21 November 2009
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his video-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible romance films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some mass debating material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that Fritz the Cat, a film with an extreme amount of yiffing, is on the list.
Instant Queue
Position | Title | Rating |
---|---|---|
1 | The Babysitters | 3.036 |
2 | The House Bunny | 3.239 |
3 | This Girl's Life | 2.928 |
4 | Carrie | 4.0* |
5 | Transmorphers | 1.887 |
6 | 9½ Weeks | 3.174 |
7 | Dangerous Beauty | 3.79 |
8 | Dangerous Liasons | 3.753 |
9 | And Now for Something Completely Different | 5.0* |
10 | 30-Second Bunnies Theatre: Season 3 | 3.0* |
11 | Fear Dot Com | 2.633 |
12 | I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. | 3.05 |
13 | Story of O | 2.748 |
14 | En la cama | 2.859 |
15 | Battle in Heaven | 2.222 |
16 | Grande École | 2.735 |
17 | Heavy Metal | 5.0* |
18 | Virtual Girl | 2.231 |
19 | Species – The Awakening | 2.786 |
20 | Frozen River | 3.395 |
21 | Bushwhacked | 3.39 |
22 | Keeping Up Appearances | 5.0* |
23 | The Red Skelton Collection | 5.0* |
24 | American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile | 3.353 |
25 | Sex and Breakfast | 2.318 |
26 | Thérèse and Isabelle | 5.0* |
27 | Virgin | 2.604 |
28 | Foreplay | 1.778 |
29 | Strictly Sexual | 3.011 |
30 | Sleepless in Seattle | 3.863 |
31 | Tender Is the Heart | 2.206 |
32 | Better Than Sex | 2.999 |
33 | If Lucy Fell | 2.996 |
34 | Nice Guys Sleep Alone | 2.924 |
35 | Shut Up and Kiss Me | 2.392 |
36 | Lovelife | 2.714 |
37 | Daffy Duck's Quackbusters | 3.803 |
38 | The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie | 4.047 |
39 | The NeverEnding Story | 3.913 |
40 | Inspector Gadget | 3.739 |
41 | The Nightmare Before Christmas | 3.953 |
42 | The Inspector | 3.696 |
43 | MythBusters: Big Blasts Edition | 4.213 |
44 | MythBusters: Collection 1 | 4.21 |
45 | Tripping the Rift: Season 1 | 3.317 |
46 | Monty Python's Flying Circus | 3.901 |
47 | American Swing | 2.673 |
48 | Indie Sex | 3.276 |
49 | Species III | 2.938 |
50 | Quarantine | 3.048 |
51 | Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie | 3.103 |
52 | The Animatrix | 3.686 |
53 | The Pigkeeper's Daughter | 4.0* |
54 | Video Vixens | 1.883 |
55 | I Want Candy | 2.534 |
56 | National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7 | 1.917 |
57 | Cartoon Noir | 2.427 |
58 | Memories | 3.667 |
59 | Read or Die | 4.054 |
60 | Air TV | 3.87 |
61 | Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles | 3.665 |
62 | Dead Space: Downfall | 3.277 |
63 | South Park: Season 1 | 4.151 |
64 | South Park: Season 2 | 3.904 |
65 | Tripping the Rift: Season 2 | 3.622 |
66 | South Park: Season 3 | 4.043 |
67 | Tripping the Rift: Season 3 | 3.392 |
68 | South Park: Season 4 | 4.127 |
69 | South Park: Season 5 | 4.2 |
70 | South Park: Season 6 | 4.267 |
71 | South Park: Season 7 | 4.207 |
72 | South Park: Season 8 | 4.24 |
73 | South Park: Season 9 | 4.154 |
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.
DVD Queue
Position | Title | Rating |
---|---|---|
1 | Sonic X: Season 5: Disc 2 | 3.519 |
Position | Title | Rating |
---|---|---|
1 | Sonic X: Season 6, Disc 1 | 3.562 |
2 | Sonic X: Season 6, Disc 1 | N/A |
3 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 1 | 3.838 |
4 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 2 | |
5 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 3 | |
6 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 4 | |
7 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 2, Disc 1 | 3.963 |
8 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 2, Disc 2 | |
9 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 3, Disc 1 | 3.965 |
10 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 3, Disc 2 | |
11 | Beast Machines: Disc 1 | 3.762 |
12 | Beast Machines: Disc 2 | |
13 | Beast Machines: Disc 3 | |
14 | Beast Machines: Disc 4 | |
15 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1 | 3.493 |
16 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2 | |
17 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3 | |
18 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4 | |
19 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 1 | 3.464 |
20 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 2 | |
21 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3 | |
22 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4 | |
23 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 1 | 3.436 |
24 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 2 | |
25 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 3 | |
26 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 4 | |
27 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 1 | 3.357 |
28 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 2 | |
29 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 3 | |
30 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 4 | |
31 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 5 | |
32 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 6 | |
33 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 7 | |
34 | Transmorphers | 1.887 |
35 | Transmorphers: Fall of Man | 2.26 |
36 | Carrie | 3.746 |
37 | Zombie Strippers | 2.556 |
38 | Twilight | 3.8 |
39 | Evan Almighty | 3.488 |
40 | Adult Swim & Stones Present: Mad Villain | 2.393 |
41 | Slayers Return | 3.858 |
42 | Another 9½ Weeks | 2.351 |
43 | The First 9½ Weeks | 2.835 |
44 | Angels & Demons | 3.757 |
45 | Angels & Demons: Bonus Material | 2.933 |
46 | The Ring | 3.552 |
47 | The Ring Two | 3.0 |
48 | Are You Being Served? | 3.31 |
49 | Species II | 2.979 |
50 | Species | 3.131 |
51 | Fritz the Cat | 3.012 |
52 | The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat | 2.934 |
53 | Very Private Lesson' | 2.92 |
54 | Kekko Kamen Surprise! | 2.216 |
55 | Kekko Kamen Returns! | 2.339 |
56 | Kekko Kamen New! | 2.361 |
57 | Kekko Kamen Strikes Back! | 2.559 |
58 | Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1 | 3.978 |
59 | Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2 | |
60 | Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 3 | |
61 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 1, Vector One | 4.17 |
62 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 2, Vector Two | |
63 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 3, Vector Three | |
64 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 4, Vector Four | |
65 | Shaun of the Dead | 3.959 |
|