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"'''iPods Down and Listen Up'''" (known as "'''iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV'''") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which Chris [[fail|fails]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|once again]] at <s>rapping</s> life. He refers specifically to "Jungle Fever" in the video, apparently unaware that this refers to an attraction from a white man to a [[niggos|black woman]]. That or there is a new black [[sweetheart]] we are unaware of.
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"'''iPods Down and Listen Up'''" (known as "'''iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV'''") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which [[Chris]] fails once again at rapping and life.  


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The rap itself appears to be improvised (though knowing Chris, he could just as easily have come up with such terrible lyrics beforehand, since he doesn't have enough of a quality filter on any aspect of his life for it to stand out), and Chris apparently alludes to what most people would call [[rape]]. It is unclear as to what precisely Chris is under the [[Alcohol|influence]] of, or how he [[Chris's Big Night Out|obtained it]].


===Transcript===
The title is [[Things Chris has ripped off|derivative]] of a line from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]".


[''Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video'']
==Video==
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Yo, what is up, homies, and homes, and home-misses... dudettes and dudates.  This ain't no update on da Sonichu thang; still workin' on it, but listen [''tries to turn this into a song''] up, up-up, up, up, up-up!  Listen up!  Put down your iPods, and listen up!  I had a test that shows... the [[Duck|stock market]] had a risin', hooooooes! I tell you what now.  Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).
{{quote|Stock market had a rise in hoes!}}


[''a momentary pause to recollect'']
=== Transcript ===
[''Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video'']


Momentary pause to recollect.  I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game.  Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)!  I'm the la—I am the man—the '''tiga''' man (the tiga)!  [[Lies|Beautifully sexy]] panther!  [[Chris_and_Sex#Chris_and_rape|I pounce on, and you run away]].  I haven't missed that chase, anyway!  And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then you pound [[Chris and Sex|(pound-pound, pound, pound, pound-pound)]] until we'll be have our little [[Crystal Weston Chandler|tiga-panther cubs]]!
Yo, what is up, homies, and [[14 Branchland Court|homes]], and home-misses... dudettes and dudates.  This ain't no [[Captain's Log|update]] on da [[Sonichu]] [[duck|thang]]; still [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|workin' on it]], but listen [''tries to turn this into a song''] up, up-up, up, up, up-up!  


Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Misses Claus.  I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... Viagra.  Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-ho.
<poem>
Listen up!
Put down your iPods, and listen up!
I had a test that shows...  
Stock market had a rise in [[Hooker incident|hooooooes]]!
I tell you what now.  
Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).


...Word!  I have a confidence booster... and my confidence is at the max!  So... there.  That's the word of the day.  Still an update on the CWCipedia, eyyyy?
[''a momentary pause to recollect'']
 
Word up.  Peace out.
 
==Analysis==


This is a song about Viagra and rape. Chris appears to have been prescribed Viagra by a doctor, or has obtained and ingested what he thinks is Viagra.
[[Autism|Momentary pause to recollect.]]
I tell ya what, [[Boyfriend-free girl|ladies]], I have a game.
Let's play [[Niggos|Jungle Fever]] (Jungle Fever)!
I'm the la—I am the manly '''tiga''' (manly tiga)!
You're the sleek, sexy panther!
[[Rape|I pounce on you, you run away]].
I haven't missed, but-I-chase, anyway!
And we chase for a while (a, a while),
and then you wear out, and you
take it like a [[Gal-pal|gal]] (gal),
And then we pump [[Chris and sex|(pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump)]]
until we'll be have our little [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|tiga-panther cubs]]!


Chris also seems to confuse tigers and panthers, which are different species (panthers being a mutation of either leopards or jaguars). Although there have been attempts to mate male tigers with female panthers (to produce tiger/panther cubs), this has only produced stillborns. The hypothetical offspring would be called [[Wikipedia:Panthera_hybrid#Tigard|"Tigards"]], if they lived.  Similarly, Chris's potential offspring would be called CWCtards.
Or for—since it's [[Christmas]] time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Mrs. Claus.
I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... [[Wikipedia:Viagra|Viagra]].
Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, [[Pokémon|ho-OH]]!


Alternately, Chris has indeed fallen in love with [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|a black woman]], and chooses to express this through creepy furry big cat metaphor.  She is the panther and he is the tiger, a profoundly disturbing image of his depraved, subhuman sexuality. Just in case the woman is not turned on by the idea of big cats having inter-species sex with each other, Chris amps up the horror by revealing that he has sexual fantasies about being Santa Claus (or "santasies").
...Word!
I have a confidence booster...
and my confidence is at the max!
So... there. That's the word of the day.  
Still an update on the [[CWCipedia]], eyyyy?
</poem>


Either way, he plans to rape this woman, and fails to realize that using Viagra isn't something about which one brags.
Word up. Peace out.
{{clear}}


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"iPods Down and Listen Up" (known as "iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which Chris fails once again at rapping and life.

The rap itself appears to be improvised (though knowing Chris, he could just as easily have come up with such terrible lyrics beforehand, since he doesn't have enough of a quality filter on any aspect of his life for it to stand out), and Chris apparently alludes to what most people would call rape. It is unclear as to what precisely Chris is under the influence of, or how he obtained it.

The title is derivative of a line from the Family Guy episode "Prick Up Your Ears".

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iPods Down and Listen Up
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“ Stock market had a rise in hoes! ”

Transcript

[Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video]

Yo, what is up, homies, and homes, and home-misses... dudettes and dudates. This ain't no update on da Sonichu thang; still workin' on it, but listen [tries to turn this into a song] up, up-up, up, up, up-up!

Listen up!
Put down your iPods, and listen up!
I had a test that shows...
Stock market had a rise in hooooooes!
I tell you what now.
Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).

[a momentary pause to recollect]

Momentary pause to recollect.
I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game.
Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)!
I'm the la—I am the manly tiga (manly tiga)!
You're the sleek, sexy panther!
I pounce on you, you run away.
I haven't missed, but-I-chase, anyway!
And we chase for a while (a, a while),
and then you wear out, and you
take it like a gal (gal),
And then we pump (pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump)
until we'll be have our little tiga-panther cubs!

Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Mrs. Claus.
I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... Viagra.
Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH!

...Word!
I have a confidence booster...
and my confidence is at the max!
So... there. That's the word of the day.
Still an update on the CWCipedia, eyyyy?

Word up. Peace out.

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