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One of Chris's most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to adult stuff by its name, Chris often has to resort to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of things a man his age would already be familiar with. While some of them are understandable -- after all, even a decrepit elder would probably feel uncomfortable while talking about his [[Butt garments|diapers]] -- others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", are capable of turning what would otherwise be a normal sentence into something only a retarded manchild like Chris would say. Others are attempts to be clever ([[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|"navy"]] for [[semen]] because it sounds like sea men).  Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics and assburgers, and you get his so-called '''CWCisms'''.
This category, thus, is a brief lexicon of weird shit nobody but Christian would ever say.
[[Category: Chris-chan]]
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

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