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It gets better. You know what. Because... [''Provides the camera with an excellent close up on his [[Man Boobs]]''] Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|Weak as dirt]].
It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|Weak as dirt]].


[''Points upwards''] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''A faint voice, perhaps [[Barb]], says "Hello"'']  
[''Points upwards''] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''A faint voice, perhaps [[Barb]], says "Hello"'']  

Revision as of 13:49, 26 September 2010

What the video is about
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Chris in 20 years today

Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV is a video Chris uploaded on 25 September 2010. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest sweetheart, Jackie. He then proceeds to belittle and disrespect the victims of the Titanic disaster by pretending to sink a LEGO boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.

Video

Lars' Ship has Sunk
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Stardate 25 September 2010
Subject Matter GalpalsGalpals Gal Pals, ViolenceViolence Violence, PowerPower Power
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy, SmugSmug Smug
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
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Transcript

These guys had no idea what was coming

Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [means to say "an obsession"], with model boats! [Presents Lego boat] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!

[Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board]

[High pitched voice] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"

[Wails and breaks boat apart]

It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [Steps on the "ship"] Boom! Boom! [Cackles] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in] Weak as dirt.

[Points upwards] The consequences will never be the same. Lars, you are no match for me and my muscles. [A faint voice, perhaps Barb, says "Hello"]

[Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends]

See also

Song for Jackie.MOV Chris's videos Current