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'''The Moon''' is the only natural satellite of Earth. It is also the only entity that is a comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] ego. It also plays an important role in the Sonichu Universe. | '''The Moon''' is the only natural satellite of Earth. It is also the only entity that is a comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It also plays an important role in the Sonichu Universe. | ||
==The Moon to Chris== | ==The Moon to Chris== | ||
Revision as of 01:18, 27 November 2009
The Moon is the only natural satellite of Earth. It is also the only entity that is a comparable size to Chris's ego. It also plays an important role in the Sonichu Universe.
The Moon to Chris
While the Moon is generally considered an object of beauty and mystery, Chris sees it as nothing more than a garbage dump/prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables"; namely, tobacky and evil dudes. (See below)
In the Comics
The Moon first appeared in Sonichu 0, where Sonichu and Rosechu both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.
In Sonichu 1, the generic, throw-away villian Metal Sonichu was defeated and tossed into the Moon by Sonic and Sonichu. He is supposedly still operational, and foreshadowed to return in later comics.
Silvana was born and raised on the Moon by Count Graduon, who also gave her a penis for no real reason. She is quoted in an interview with Sonichu's News Dash as saying that the Moon is "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon".
In Sonichu 6, magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog Patti-chan into a sentient being capable of human speech.
Chris has revealed that he will toss Count Graduon into the Moon, and the Count will overshadow Metal Sonichu and be Chris' punching bag for the next few comics.
In reality
Although he has softened his stance regarding alcohol, Chris remains firmly opposed to tobacky. The moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot - not the sun, according to the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an IRC chat from January 2009.
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy | ” |
| This is what Chris actually believes. | ||
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