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'''Anti Troll Movement Video1''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 26 [[September 2010]]. Despite Chris trying to advertise soap as a product that "gets you nice and clean", he is wearing the same t-shirt he was [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|wearing yesterday]]. | '''Anti Troll Movement Video1''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 26 [[September 2010]]. Despite Chris trying to advertise soap as a product that "gets you nice and clean", he is wearing the same t-shirt he was [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|wearing yesterday]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:24, 26 September 2010
Anti Troll Movement Video1 is a video Chris uploaded on 26 September 2010. Despite Chris trying to advertise soap as a product that "gets you nice and clean", he is wearing the same t-shirt he was wearing yesterday.
Video
Anti Troll Movement Video1 | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 26 September 2010 |
Subject Matter | Trolls |
Performance Style | Smug |
Shirt | BrickFest 2000 |
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Transcript
[Chris turns on the camera and speaks in an odd sing-song rhythm.]
And now, a very, encouraging, song.
[He begins singing.]
Youuuu've beeeen trolled
You've been trolled
You have PROB-ly been told
Don't reply...
[He turns away and reaches for a crudely-drawn picture of a troll, which he holds up through the song an after.]
To this guy
He is just getting a rise
Out of you
Yes, it's true
You responded at his cue
You start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to plaaaay
Then you keep on trying
Endlessly replying
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
Havnicedaaay!
[The singing ends.]
This video, portraying and projecting the Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement...
[He puts down the troll picture.]
...has been brought to you by ModNation Racers and...
[He holds up a box of soap.]
...Oil of Olay brand bar soap, and other things. Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good...
[Chris drops the soap.]
I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To wash myself vigorously! I certainly do not use any animals, my own jizz, or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!
[Chris throws up a Nazi salute and turns off the camera.]
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