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On this page is a collection of Chris's orders from '''Netflix''', a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the [[Nintendo|Wii]], the [[Xbox 360]] and the [[PS3]]. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. | On this page is a collection of Chris's orders from '''Netflix''', a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the [[Nintendo|Wii]], the [[Xbox 360]] and the [[PS3]]. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''. It's no wonder that Chris is infamous for never updating his crap. | ||
However, between some obvious Chris favorites, the list contains some surprises; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It is likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma classic. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'' - unless he has become a connoisseur of French erotic arthouse cinema from the [[1970s]], Chris likely chose this based on its description. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'' ... hell, the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is probably only if they've got nude scenes. Also of note is that he got both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of [[Transformers]] made by The Asylum, a film studio known for both intentionally making "mockbusters" to dupe unsuspecting autistic manchildren, and for making ''Sharknado'' and other trashy movies on the Syfy network. | |||
Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos|message of tolerance]]. | Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos|message of tolerance]]. |
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On this page is a collection of Chris's orders from Netflix, a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the Wii, the Xbox 360 and the PS3. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent more than six and a half hours a day watching Keeping Up Appearances and South Park. It's no wonder that Chris is infamous for never updating his crap.
However, between some obvious Chris favorites, the list contains some surprises; notably, Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy pops up. It is likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma classic. As for Story of O - unless he has become a connoisseur of French erotic arthouse cinema from the 1970s, Chris likely chose this based on its description. Not to mention En la cama, Battle in Heaven, Grande École ... hell, the only reason why Chris watches foreign films is probably only if they've got nude scenes. Also of note is that he got both of the Transmorphers movies, cheap knockoffs of Transformers made by The Asylum, a film studio known for both intentionally making "mockbusters" to dupe unsuspecting autistic manchildren, and for making Sharknado and other trashy movies on the Syfy network.
Chris also watched the South Park episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", but did not seem to take to heart its message of tolerance.
Instant streaming history
Date | Title | Time |
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11/13/09 | Monty Python: And Now for Something Completely Different | 01:35:29 |
11/13/09 | Carrie | 01:40:04 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: A Christmas Story | 00:01:45 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Casablanca | 00:01:02 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Brokeback Mountain | 00:01:02 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Caddyshack | 00:02:17 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Superman | 00:01:01 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Office Space | 00:01:10 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Raiders of the Lost Ark | 00:01:02 |
11/13/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: The Ring | 00:01:05 |
11/13/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "A Bon Vivant Buffet" | 00:29:05 |
11/13/09 | Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy | 00:43:44 |
11/13/09 | The Red Skelton Collection: "Freddy the Freeloader's Christmas Dinner" | 00:52:02 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "God Is Our Pilot" | 00:23:14 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Mutilation Ball" | 00:22:02 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Miss Galaxy 5000" | 00:22:36 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Sidewalk Soiler" | 00:24:16 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster" | 00:22:11 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "Totally Recalled" | 00:22:24 |
11/14/09 | Tripping The Rift: "2001 Space Idiocies" | 00:21:46 |
11/14/09 | Therese and Isabelle | 02:04:46 |
11/14/09 | The Pigkeeper's Daughter | 01:23:41 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Fight Club | 00:02:03 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Christmas Vacation | 00:01:13 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Borat | 00:01:03 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Bond | 00:02:44 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Spider-Man 1 & 2 | 00:01:06 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2 | 00:01:02 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: March of the Penguins | 00:01:02 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Die Hard | 00:03:05 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Napoleon Dynamite | 00:01:42 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Saw | 00:03:24 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: The Grudge | 00:01:28 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Kill Bill | 00:01:45 |
11/14/09 | 30-Second Bunnies: Snakes on a Plane | 00:01:55 |
11/15/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T" | 00:56:32 |
11/15/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar" | 00:29:03 |
11/15/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home" | 00:29:19 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Let There Be Light" | 00:32:37 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Sea Fever" | 01:23:05 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "A Very Merry Hyacinth" | 00:30:37 |
11/18/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Riparian Entertainments" | 00:29:17 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Weight Gain 4000" | 00:23:56 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Volcano" | 00:37:17 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" | 00:37:38 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" | 00:15:20 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Death" | 00:23:22 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Starvin' Marvin" | 00:23:00 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" | 00:28:23 |
11/19/09 | South Park: "Mecha-Streisand" | 00:30:36 |
11/21/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "Angel Gabriel Blue" | 02:29:18 |
11/21/09 | Keeping Up Appearances: "How to Manage a Family Christening" | 00:30:12 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" | 00:27:08 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut" | 00:29:33 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Chickenlover" | 00:23:11 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Ike's Wee Wee" | 00:30:35 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "Conjoined Fetus Lady" | 00:23:01 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" | 00:25:09 |
11/21/09 | South Park: "City on the Edge of Forever" | 00:47:11 |
Date | Total Time |
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11/13/2009 | 5:30:48 |
11/14/2009 | 6:30:28 |
11/15/2009 | 1:54:54 |
11/18/2009 | 2:55:36 |
11/19/2009 | 3:39:32 |
11/21/2009 | 6:25:18 |
Total | 26:56:36 |
Average | 2:59:37 |
Queues on 21 November 2009
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his video-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible romance films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some mass debating material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that Fritz the Cat, a film with an extreme amount of yiffing, is on the list, despite Chris claiming that he doesn't support bestiality.
Instant Queue
Position | Title | Rating |
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1 | The Babysitters | 3.036 |
2 | The House Bunny | 3.239 |
3 | This Girl's Life | 2.928 |
4 | Carrie | 4.0* |
5 | Transmorphers | 1.887 |
6 | 9½ Weeks | 3.174 |
7 | Dangerous Beauty | 3.79 |
8 | Dangerous Liasons | 3.753 |
9 | And Now for Something Completely Different | 5.0* |
10 | 30-Second Bunnies Theatre: Season 3 | 3.0* |
11 | Fear Dot Com | 2.633 |
12 | I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. | 3.05 |
13 | Story of O | 2.748 |
14 | En la cama | 2.859 |
15 | Battle in Heaven | 2.222 |
16 | Grande École | 2.735 |
17 | Heavy Metal | 5.0* |
18 | Virtual Girl | 2.231 |
19 | Species – The Awakening | 2.786 |
20 | Frozen River | 3.395 |
21 | Bushwhacked | 3.39 |
22 | Keeping Up Appearances | 5.0* |
23 | The Red Skelton Collection | 5.0* |
24 | American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile | 3.353 |
25 | Sex and Breakfast | 2.318 |
26 | Thérèse and Isabelle | 5.0* |
27 | Virgin | 2.604 |
28 | Foreplay | 1.778 |
29 | Strictly Sexual | 3.011 |
30 | Sleepless in Seattle | 3.863 |
31 | Tender Is the Heart | 2.206 |
32 | Better Than Sex | 2.999 |
33 | If Lucy Fell | 2.996 |
34 | Nice Guys Sleep Alone | 2.924 |
35 | Shut Up and Kiss Me | 2.392 |
36 | Lovelife | 2.714 |
37 | Daffy Duck's Quackbusters | 3.803 |
38 | The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie | 4.047 |
39 | The NeverEnding Story | 3.913 |
40 | Inspector Gadget | 3.739 |
41 | The Nightmare Before Christmas | 3.953 |
42 | The Inspector | 3.696 |
43 | MythBusters: Big Blasts Edition | 4.213 |
44 | MythBusters: Collection 1 | 4.21 |
45 | Tripping the Rift: Season 1 | 3.317 |
46 | Monty Python's Flying Circus | 3.901 |
47 | American Swing | 2.673 |
48 | Indie Sex | 3.276 |
49 | Species III | 2.938 |
50 | Quarantine | 3.048 |
51 | Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie | 3.103 |
52 | The Animatrix | 3.686 |
53 | The Pigkeeper's Daughter | 4.0* |
54 | Video Vixens | 1.883 |
55 | I Want Candy | 2.534 |
56 | National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7 | 1.917 |
57 | Cartoon Noir | 2.427 |
58 | Memories | 3.667 |
59 | Read or Die | 4.054 |
60 | Air TV | 3.87 |
61 | Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles | 3.665 |
62 | Dead Space: Downfall | 3.277 |
63 | South Park: Season 1 | 4.151 |
64 | South Park: Season 2 | 3.904 |
65 | Tripping the Rift: Season 2 | 3.622 |
66 | South Park: Season 3 | 4.043 |
67 | Tripping the Rift: Season 3 | 3.392 |
68 | South Park: Season 4 | 4.127 |
69 | South Park: Season 5 | 4.2 |
70 | South Park: Season 6 | 4.267 |
71 | South Park: Season 7 | 4.207 |
72 | South Park: Season 8 | 4.24 |
73 | South Park: Season 9 | 4.154 |
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.
DVD Queue
Position | Title | Rating |
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1 | Sonic X: Season 5: Disc 2 | 3.519 |
Position | Title | Rating |
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1 | Sonic X: Season 6, Disc 1 | 3.562 |
2 | Sonic X: Season 6, Disc 1 | N/A |
3 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 1 | 3.838 |
4 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 2 | |
5 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 3 | |
6 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 1, Disc 4 | |
7 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 2, Disc 1 | 3.963 |
8 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 2, Disc 2 | |
9 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 3, Disc 1 | 3.965 |
10 | Transformers: Beast Wars: Season 3, Disc 2 | |
11 | Beast Machines: Disc 1 | 3.762 |
12 | Beast Machines: Disc 2 | |
13 | Beast Machines: Disc 3 | |
14 | Beast Machines: Disc 4 | |
15 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1 | 3.493 |
16 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2 | |
17 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3 | |
18 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4 | |
19 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 1 | 3.464 |
20 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 2 | |
21 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3 | |
22 | Transformers: Armada: Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4 | |
23 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 1 | 3.436 |
24 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 2 | |
25 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 3 | |
26 | Transformers: Energon: Vol. 4 | |
27 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 1 | 3.357 |
28 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 2 | |
29 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 3 | |
30 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 4 | |
31 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 5 | |
32 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 6 | |
33 | Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 7 | |
34 | Transmorphers | 1.887 |
35 | Transmorphers: Fall of Man | 2.26 |
36 | Carrie | 3.746 |
37 | Zombie Strippers | 2.556 |
38 | Twilight | 3.8 |
39 | Evan Almighty | 3.488 |
40 | Adult Swim & Stones Present: Mad Villain | 2.393 |
41 | Slayers Return | 3.858 |
42 | Another 9½ Weeks | 2.351 |
43 | The First 9½ Weeks | 2.835 |
44 | Angels & Demons | 3.757 |
45 | Angels & Demons: Bonus Material | 2.933 |
46 | The Ring | 3.552 |
47 | The Ring Two | 3.0 |
48 | Are You Being Served? | 3.31 |
49 | Species II | 2.979 |
50 | Species | 3.131 |
51 | Fritz the Cat | 3.012 |
52 | The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat | 2.934 |
53 | Very Private Lesson' | 2.92 |
54 | Kekko Kamen Surprise! | 2.216 |
55 | Kekko Kamen Returns! | 2.339 |
56 | Kekko Kamen New! | 2.361 |
57 | Kekko Kamen Strikes Back! | 2.559 |
58 | Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1 | 3.978 |
59 | Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2 | |
60 | Nana Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 3 | |
61 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 1, Vector One | 4.17 |
62 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 2, Vector Two | |
63 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 3, Vector Three | |
64 | Elfen Lied: Vol. 4, Vector Four | |
65 | Shaun of the Dead | 3.959 |
Stuff
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