Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV
Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV is a video Chris uploaded on 25 September 2010. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest sweetheart, Jackie. He then proceeds to belittle and disrespect the victims of the Titanic disaster by pretending to sink a LEGO boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.
Video
| Lars' Ship has Sunk | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Gal Pals,  Violence,  Power
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Smug
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  BrickFest 2000
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Transcript
Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [means to say "an obsession"], with model boats! [Presents Lego boat] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!
[Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board]
[High pitched voice] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"
[Wails and breaks boat apart]
It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [Steps on the "ship"] Boom! Boom! [Cackles] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in] Weak as dirt.
[Points upwards] The consequences will never be the same. Lars, you are no match for me and my muscles. [A faint voice, perhaps Barb, says "Hello"]
[Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends]
See also
- Jackie
- Twin Falling Towers, in which Chris mocked another tragedy
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