Hello, my sweety baby
Hello, my sweety baby is a video leaked on 24 February 2014 of Chris singing the Tin Pan Alley song "Hello! Ma Baby" outside his house, in the style of the Merrie Melodies short One Froggy Evening. He also attempts to do Michigan J. Frog's high-step dancing, but instead appears to stupidly jump and prance around.
Presumably he was singing to a heartsweet that he hadn't yet met.
The video is shown to be shot on a high-quality camera above his usual PSEye standards. It is very clearly shot on an iPhone as the Brushfire Video shares the same quality.
Video
| Hello, my sweety baby! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | May 8, 2013 |
| Subject Matter |  Love Quest
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt | White Class of 2000 shirt |
| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Tour of Chris's House II |
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Transcript
[terrifyingly comes close to the camera] A-woooe! [looks at iPod Touch, then does a salute sign and begins attempting to high-step like Michigan J. Frog, while attempting baritone]
Hello! Ma baby,
Hello! Ma money [sic],
Hello! Ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
... you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!
[Looks at his iPod for lyrics, being too lazy to learn them, then begins speaking in a gay voice]
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you’re all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To believe the lies you hand me
You've been out with that girl again
[Chris skips the line "Now do you understand me?"]
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own.
[begins singing in baritone again]
Hello! ma Baby,
Hello! ma honey,
Hello! ma ragtime gal,
I’m sorry that I made you blue
It was a beaut--it was a beastly thing to do
I shouldn’t have upset you like I did
With little blue--with Lil’ the barmaid
[Chris skips the line "If you take me back again"]
I’ll never, ever...wander
‘Cause when I did...I found that absence
Made the heart grow fonda!
Cross my heart and hope to die
I’ll never tell another lie
I’ll mend your broken heart
As good as new
My little cough-drop
Telephone and tell me I'm your own
Hello! Ma baby,
Hello! Ma honey,
Hello! Ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!
References
| ⇐ CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013 | Chris's videos | I Love You, Catherine ⇒ |