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'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!''' [''retarded | [''Starts with Chris standing shirtless, which shows how [[chris and health|woman-esque and unpowerful]] his body is.''] | ||
'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!''' | |||
[''This is followed by a retarded guitar solo, and ending with him befuddled by what to do with the [[gitar of fail|guitar]], considers dropping it, then most likely thinking it will break if done so, ponders aimlessly like a buffoon and drops it anyways adding a few seconds of awkward silence.''] | |||
<u>StrongCWC2</u> (0:16 - 0:38) | <u>StrongCWC2</u> (0:16 - 0:38) | ||
[''We see Chris, still shirtless, standing next to a chair with [[sports bra|Olympic style]] commentary.''] | |||
We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a '''very heavy''' ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]] | We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a '''very heavy''' ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]] | ||
Revision as of 08:11, 25 March 2012
Power is a file, published by The Miscreants, in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.
Video
| Power | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Comedy
|
| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I Got A Fish |
next CWCFlyingElephants |
Transcript
StrongCWC1 (0:00 - 0:15)
[Starts with Chris standing shirtless, which shows how woman-esque and unpowerful his body is.]
I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!
[This is followed by a retarded guitar solo, and ending with him befuddled by what to do with the guitar, considers dropping it, then most likely thinking it will break if done so, ponders aimlessly like a buffoon and drops it anyways adding a few seconds of awkward silence.]
StrongCWC2 (0:16 - 0:38)
[We see Chris, still shirtless, standing next to a chair with Olympic style commentary.]
We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds. [lifts the chair with considerable effort, using mainly his back] Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!! [puts the chair back down]
StrongCWCPower (0:39 - 0:55)
Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.
[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a good view of his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the process- he struggles to lift the chair, and spills a good portion of what appears to be books in the process] HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!! [puts the chair back down very quickly]
See also
External links
| ⇐ I Got A Fish | Chris's videos | CWCFlyingElephants ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
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CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |