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'''New Address''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 27 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] to tell him that he has lost [[Jackie]], who has recently become Chris's [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. He then proceeds to boast about how he will satisfy Jackie's every desire, in an effort to make Lars jealous. The video concludes with Chris warning Lars that if he tries to mess with Jackie, [[Death threats|he will have to deal with Chris]].
'''New Address''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 27 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] to tell him that he has lost [[Jackie]], who has recently become Chris's [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. He then proceeds to boast about how he will satisfy Jackie's every desire, in an effort to make Lars jealous. The video concludes with Chris warning Lars that if he tries to mess with Jackie, [[Death threats|he will have to deal with Chris]].


This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt, [[Chris and hypocrisy|despite his previous video being sponsored by a brand of soap]]. The video is also a fine example of Chris's "smug voice", in which Chris attempts to lower his voice, stretching out certain vowels in the process.
This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt. The video is also a fine example of Chris's "smug voice", in which Chris attempts to lower his voice, stretching out certain vowels in the process.
 
Chris is definitely [[naive|acting like a little kid]] here, boasting that [[Kacey|he's stolen away someone else's girlfriend]] as if he's proud of it. If Chris keeps this up, he will almost certainly find himself in a (potentially IRL) game of [[Kick the Autistic]].


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===Transcript===
{{quote|Now she's with a real man. I will satisfy her needs, and her desires.}}
 
=== Transcript ===


Hello, Lars. I got your email, and I gotta tell you, you're a dang loser for hiding behind a picture of a [[Niggo|black man]]. A dang photograph. Anyway, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|it's over! It's over!]] [[Megan#Epilogue|You've lost!]] [[The Wallflower|You're history]]! You're kaput! You could've-you had your chance with [[Jackie]] but you gonna- YOU LOST, BUDDY, YOU LOST! ''[Holds up toy boat, jabbing it at the camera''] You just kept concentrating on [[ModNation Racers|your daaaayng boats]] all day and all night, ignoring '''HER''' needs, and her desires.
Hello, Lars. I got your email, and I gotta tell you, you're a dang loser for hiding behind a picture of a [[Niggo|black man]]. A dang photograph. Anyway, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|it's over! It's over!]] [[Megan#Epilogue|You've lost!]] [[The Wallflower|You're history]]! You're kaput! You could've-you had your chance with [[Jackie]] but you gonna- YOU LOST, BUDDY, YOU LOST! ''[Holds up toy boat, jabbing it at the camera''] You just kept concentrating on [[ModNation Racers|your daaaayng boats]] all day and all night, ignoring '''HER''' needs, and her desires.


''[Licks lips]'' Now she's with [[Liquid Chris|a real man]]. [[Chris and sex|I will satisfy her needs, and her desires]]. And if you ever wanna be happy with yourself, you ''[Flashes the finger]'' [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP! You grow up! And you stop thinkin' about yourself]], YEEEEAAAAH! ''[Raises arms]'' You grow up, [[Chris and his ego|stop thinkin about yourself]], YEAAH! ''[Throws the miniature toy boat he's holding. It hits the ceiling and lands on the floor behind him. Chris flinches and [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown|ducks]] to avoid his own projectile. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Stares aimlessly for a long moment]].]''
''[Licks lips]'' Now she's with [[Liquid Chris|a real man]]. [[Chris and sex|I will satisfy her needs, and her desires]]. And if you ever wanna be happy with yourself, you ''[Flashes the finger]'' [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP! You grow up! And you stop thinkin' about yourself]], YEEEEAAAAH! ''[Raises arms]'' You grow up, [[Chris and his ego|stop thinkin about yourself]], YEAAH! ''[Throws the miniature toy boat he's holding. It hits the ceiling and lands on the floor behind him. Chris flinches and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|ducks]] to avoid his own projectile. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Stares aimlessly for a long moment]].]''


[[Don't Mess With Me|You mess with me and her]], you're gonna deal with me definitely. Down to [[Chris and health|the last sweat, or breath]].
[[Don't Mess With Me|You mess with me and her]], you're, you're gonna deal with me definitely. Down to [[Chris and health|the last sweat, or breath]].


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*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]


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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-27]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-27]]

Latest revision as of 15:36, 10 September 2021

New Address is a video Chris uploaded on 27 September 2010. In it, Chris addresses Lars to tell him that he has lost Jackie, who has recently become Chris's girlfriend. He then proceeds to boast about how he will satisfy Jackie's every desire, in an effort to make Lars jealous. The video concludes with Chris warning Lars that if he tries to mess with Jackie, he will have to deal with Chris.

This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt. The video is also a fine example of Chris's "smug voice", in which Chris attempts to lower his voice, stretching out certain vowels in the process.

Description

Dude, I will throw you and knock you out as swiftly and easily as I threw that JetSki. Yeah!!!

Video

New Address
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 September 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
Shirt BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png BrickFest 2000
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Anti Troll Movement Video1
next
Lars Is Jivin'.MP4


Now she's with a real man. I will satisfy her needs, and her desires.

Transcript

Hello, Lars. I got your email, and I gotta tell you, you're a dang loser for hiding behind a picture of a black man. A dang photograph. Anyway, it's over! It's over! You've lost! You're history! You're kaput! You could've-you had your chance with Jackie but you gonna- YOU LOST, BUDDY, YOU LOST! [Holds up toy boat, jabbing it at the camera] You just kept concentrating on your daaaayng boats all day and all night, ignoring HER needs, and her desires.

[Licks lips] Now she's with a real man. I will satisfy her needs, and her desires. And if you ever wanna be happy with yourself, you [Flashes the finger] GROW UP! You grow up! And you stop thinkin' about yourself, YEEEEAAAAH! [Raises arms] You grow up, stop thinkin about yourself, YEAAH! [Throws the miniature toy boat he's holding. It hits the ceiling and lands on the floor behind him. Chris flinches and ducks to avoid his own projectile. Stares aimlessly for a long moment.]

You mess with me and her, you're, you're gonna deal with me definitely. Down to the last sweat, or breath.

See also

Anti Troll Movement Video1 Chris's videos Lars Is Jivin'.MP4