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In it, Chris | '''That Goatee WILL Grow Back''' (officially '''Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back''') is a [[video]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 31 [[July 2009]]. In it, [[Chris]] goes back to his old self after concerns regarding him being a [[Clown shirt|stripe]]less, [[medallion]]less, goatee-sporting [[Ian Brandon Anderson|impostor]] by violently failing at shaving while Christian pop-rock blares in the background for emotional effect. | ||
If Chris were smart and knew how to shave properly, he would have used shaving cream (or at least some olive oil), soap, a mirror, and water, or at least buy an electric razor - but because he's Chris, he instead chose a method that probably gave him at least two weeks' worth of razor burn. That he isn't at all bleeding from the aggressive dry-shaving he does probably attests to [[Chris and health#Hygiene|how greasy his skin is]]. | |||
Chris did regrow the goatee for a time later in the year, but not for long, and it wasn't styled quite the same way. Over a decade later, Chris would grow a full beard while in [[jail]], as depicted in [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"I Had Returned Home", undated|one piece of artwork]]. Chris shaved his beard immediately upon release. Considering Chris's [[transgender]] lifestyle change, it probably will never come back to stay. | |||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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| name = Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back | | name = Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back | ||
| | | ytid = fZ4A_Wr90L4 | ||
| stardate = 31 [[July 2009]] | | stardate = 31 [[July 2009]] | ||
| style = {{Crazy|text}} | | style = {{Crazy|text}} | ||
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=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
[''Chris removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by {{w|Planetshakers}} plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phrase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE", which he shows to the camera and then discards. He begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with a razor with alarming force and without any cream, soap, or water. The head launches off from the handle, and he picks it back up, reattaches it, and resumes. After a few more strokes, the head pops out again. After further scraping, he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. We jump cut to Chris with the new razor, and the head pops out before just barely touching his face. He reattaches it and continues. After more shaving, he stops to check for unshaven areas; he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends''.] | |||
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Latest revision as of 05:13, 9 November 2024
That Goatee WILL Grow Back (officially Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back) is a video uploaded to YouTube on 31 July 2009. In it, Chris goes back to his old self after concerns regarding him being a stripeless, medallionless, goatee-sporting impostor by violently failing at shaving while Christian pop-rock blares in the background for emotional effect.
If Chris were smart and knew how to shave properly, he would have used shaving cream (or at least some olive oil), soap, a mirror, and water, or at least buy an electric razor - but because he's Chris, he instead chose a method that probably gave him at least two weeks' worth of razor burn. That he isn't at all bleeding from the aggressive dry-shaving he does probably attests to how greasy his skin is.
Chris did regrow the goatee for a time later in the year, but not for long, and it wasn't styled quite the same way. Over a decade later, Chris would grow a full beard while in jail, as depicted in one piece of artwork. Chris shaved his beard immediately upon release. Considering Chris's transgender lifestyle change, it probably will never come back to stay.
Video
| Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 31 July 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Liquid Chris
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| Shirt |  The Classic
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC Update 29 July 2009 |
next SingStar Challenge Announcement |
Transcript
[Chris removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by Planetshakers plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phrase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE", which he shows to the camera and then discards. He begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with a razor with alarming force and without any cream, soap, or water. The head launches off from the handle, and he picks it back up, reattaches it, and resumes. After a few more strokes, the head pops out again. After further scraping, he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. We jump cut to Chris with the new razor, and the head pops out before just barely touching his face. He reattaches it and continues. After more shaving, he stops to check for unshaven areas; he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends.]
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