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[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.]]
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.]]
[[Image:ECP 00025.jpg|thumb|Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone]]
[[Image:ECP 00025.jpg|thumb|Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!]]


"'''(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise'''" is [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'s version of {{w|Coolio}}'s "{{w|Gangsta's Paradise}}," featured in their second album, ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]''. The song deals with [[Chris]]'s struggle against [[Clyde Cash]] from Clyde's point of view.


"'''(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise'''" is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio's]] "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]", featured in his second album, ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song deals with Chris's struggle against [[Clyde Cash]] from Clyde's point of view.
==Listen==
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==The Song==
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| shirt          =
| previous      = [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]
| next          = [[CWC Like a Virgin]]
}}


==Lyrics==
===Lyrics===
[[Image:Coolio13.jpg|thumb|Coolio's reaction to hearing this song.]]
[''sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"'']
[''sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"'']


As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame<br>
As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame<br>
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here<br>
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here<br>
Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that<br>
Cuz I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that<br>
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
Even my [[Barbara Chandler|mama]] thinks that my [[Chris and psychology|mind is gone]]


 
But I ain't never left my [[computer]], dog gone it<br>
But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it<br>
Me be [[Kick the Autistic|treated like a punk]], I take it out on that guy<br>
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy<br>
[[Chris and hypocrisy|I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it]]<br>
[[Chris and hypocrisy|I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it]]<br>
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz
I am a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] homeboy [[Jail Saga|imprisoned]] in lulz
 


A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense<br>
A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense<br>
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br>
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br>
I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br>
I'm the kinda 'G' no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br>
On my knees in the night ''(sped up)''<br>
On my knees in the night ''(sped up)''<br>
Saying prayers in the LCD light
Saying prayers in the LCD light


We keep spending most of our lives<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradi~ise<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We been spending most of our lives<br>
We been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
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We keep spending most of our lives<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise
Living in a trollsta's paradise


Look at the situation, they got me facin'<br>
Look at the situation, they got me facin'<br>
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street<br>
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street<br>
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash<br>
So I gotta lay it down as [[Clyde Cash|Clyde No-cash]]<br>
Too much internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams
Too much [[Chris and the Internet]] surfin' got me tauntin' dreams


 
I'm an stupid 'lil fool with [[Kimmi|fake sex]] on my mind<br>
I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind<br>
Got my mouse in my hand and a [[Semen|soda]]-stained keyboard<br>
Got my mouse in my hand and a [[Semen|soda]]-stained keyboard<br>
I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger<br>
I'm [[Financhu Crisis|locked in]] [[Punchy|ninja]] ding dang ganger<br>
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G<br>
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G<br>


...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away<br>
[[Bob Chandler|...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away]]<br>
I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say<br>
I'm livin' life, yo, do or die, what can I say?<br>
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!<br>
I'm [[BlueSpike|thirteen]] now, but will I live to see any-moe?<br>
The way things are going I don't know
The way things are going I don't know


 
...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me<br>
...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me ''(sings 2 times faster)''<br>
The... things... we... see... ''(catches up)'' ...hurt are you and me?
The... things... we... see... ''(catches up)'' ...hurt are you and me?


We... we...
We... we...


W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives<br>
W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a [[fail|gang--|trollsta's paradise]]<br>
Living in a gang-trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a grollsta's paradise<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise
Living in a trollsta's paradise


 
[[Power]] and no [[money]], money and no power<br>
Power and no money, money and no power<br>
Minute after minute, hour after hour<br>
Minute after minute, hour after hour<br>
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'<br>
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'<br>
...It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'
... [[Bob Walks In|It's goin' on in the kitchen]], but I don't know what's hangin'
 


They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me<br>
They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to teach me<br>
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me<br>
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me<br>
I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br>
I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br>
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G
 


We been spending most of our lives<br>
We been spending most of our lives<br>
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We keep spending most of our lives<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise
Living in a trollsta's paradise


Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt<br>
Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt<br>
Are you and me? ''(pause)'' Tell me why! We are we!<br>
Are you and me? ''(pause)'' Tell me why! We are we!<br>
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! ''(pause)''<br>
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! ''(pause)''<br>
''(catches up)'' ...ones we hurt are you and me?
''(catches up)'' ...we hurt are you and me?
 
==Covers==
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| name          = (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise cover
| ytid          = 3dSqTxqMlrE
| stardate      = 13 [[February 2015]]
| maker          = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject        = (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise
| type          = Song Cover
| info          = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] (Deluxe Edition).
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| stardate      = 18 [[February 2019]]
| maker          = Smoky Chris
| subject        = (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise
| type          = Song Cover
}}</center>
 
==Link to Download==
*[https://archive.org/details/christianandthehedgehogboyscomeback/Christian+and+the+Hedgehog+Boys+COMEBACK!+-+Track+1+-+(Clyde's)+Trollsta's+Paradise.mp4 Archive]


==See also==
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)]] - The first trailer for this film prominently uses the original version of this song, "Gangsta's Paradise".
*[https://genius.com/17955535 Trollstas paradise] - The [[Honor roll|Genius]] lyrics page for the song.


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Latest revision as of 06:44, 6 March 2024

C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!

"(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise" is Christian and the Hedgehog Boys's version of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise," featured in their second album, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!. The song deals with Chris's struggle against Clyde Cash from Clyde's point of view.

Listen

"(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise"
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate April 2009
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Other AudioAudio Audio
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Lyrics

[sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"]

As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here
Cuz I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy
I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz

A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool
I'm the kinda 'G' no one gives a cryin' dime to care
On my knees in the night (sped up)
Saying prayers in the LCD light

We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash
Too much Chris and the Internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams

I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind
Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard
I'm locked in ninja ding dang ganger
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G

...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
I'm livin' life, yo, do or die, what can I say?
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-moe?
The way things are going I don't know

...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me
The... things... we... see... (catches up) ...hurt are you and me?

We... we...

W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives
Living in a gang-trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise

Power and no money, money and no power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'
... It's goin' on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'

They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G

We been spending most of our lives
Living in the trollsta's paradise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt
Are you and me? (pause) Tell me why! We are we!
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! (pause)
(catches up) ...we hurt are you and me?

Covers

(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise cover
Click to load content
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 13 February 2015
Made By GUWANGE
Subject Matter (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise
Video Type Song Cover
Other Info From the album Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys (Deluxe Edition).
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Trollsta's Paradise
Click to load content
Stardate 18 February 2019
Made By Smoky Chris
Subject Matter (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise
Video Type Song Cover
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Link to Download

See also

Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: Chris • Clyde Cash • Vivian Gee • Ryan Cash • Lordsillynipples • Bryan Bash • Sarah May • BILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:
Coinciding Sagas
ED • PandaHalo • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Tito • Jackie • First Exile

v • d • e  
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
Members
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys
COMEBACK!
Single
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