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*'''[[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]''' ''06 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(0:50)</small> {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris transparently tries to net himself china by announcing a sleepover at his house.
*'''[[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]''' ''06 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(0:50)</small> {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris transparently tries to net himself china by announcing a sleepover at his house.
*'''[[Announcement and update 1/12/2016]]''' ''12 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(1:57)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}}<br/>


*'''[[Update 01/12/2016]]''' ''12 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(3:09)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.
*'''[[Update 01/12/2016]]''' ''12 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(3:09)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.


*'''[[Update 1/17/2016]]''' ''17 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(2:01)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}}<br/> Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his
*'''[[Update 1/17/2016]]''' ''17 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(2:01)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Selling Out}} {{Tomgirl}} {{BlueClopperShirt}}<br/> Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his


*'''[[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]''' ''22 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(6:11)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris discusses a few new items for his Etsy shop.
*'''[[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]''' ''22 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(6:11)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris discusses a few new items for his Etsy shop.


*'''[[Update 1/25/2016]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(2:03)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.
*'''[[Update 1/25/2016]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(2:03)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.


*'''[[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(2:50)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} {{BlueTurtleneck}}<br/> Chris clarifies that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie.
*'''[[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]]''' ''25 [[January 2016]]'' <small>(2:50)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{BlueTurtleneck}}<br/> Chris clarifies that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie.


==February 2016==
==February 2016==


*'''[[Apologies for offending people]]''' ''12 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(3:38)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris apologizes for offending people. To whom he's actually apologizing to is unknown.
*'''[[Apologies for offending people]]''' ''12 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(3:38)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris apologizes for offending people. To whom he's actually apologizing to is unknown.


*'''[[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(0:51)</small> {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Business}}<br/> Chris welcomes Julia to the LGBTQ group.
*'''[[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(0:51)</small> {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{Business}} {{Thepromoter}}<br/> Chris welcomes Julia to the LGBTQ group.


*'''[[Update 02/16/2016]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(7:24)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Politics}} {{Reason}} {{Business}}<br/> Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.
*'''[[Update 02/16/2016]]''' ''16 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(7:24)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Politics}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{Thepromoter}}<br/> Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.


*'''[[Update: 2/25/16]]''' ''25 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(7:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Tragedy}} {{Comedy}} {{Business}} {{BigRedSweater}}<br/> Chris complains about not getting what he wanted for his birthday.
*'''[[Update: 2/25/16]]''' ''25 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(7:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Tragedy}} {{Comedy}} {{Selling Out}} {{BigRedSweater}}<br/> Chris complains about not getting what he wanted for his birthday.


*'''[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]''' ''26 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(1:54)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Leaked}}<br/> Chris shows us his recently frozen [[semen]].
*'''[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]''' ''26 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(1:54)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Leaked}}<br/> Chris shows us his recently frozen [[semen]].


*'''[[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]''' ''28 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(4:02)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Business}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris denounces Francine for selling merchandise based on Chris's infamous catchphrases.
*'''[[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]''' ''28 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(4:02)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Selling Out}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris denounces Francine for selling merchandise based on Chris's infamous catchphrases.


*'''[[Happy Pokémon Day.]]''' ''28 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(8:40)</small> {{Video games}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris rants about Sonichu after briefly acknowledging the 20th anniversary of the Pokémon video game series.
*'''[[Happy Pokémon Day.]]''' ''28 [[February 2016]]'' <small>(8:40)</small> {{Video games}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{The Happy Hag}}<br/> Chris rants about Sonichu after briefly acknowledging the 20th anniversary of the Pokémon video game series.


==March 2016==
==March 2016==


*'''[[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast]]''' ''6 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(3:39)</small>{{Video games}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Comedy}} {{Reason}} {{Business}}<br/> Chris test-drives the new Playstation Camera he received from Kagney Lynn Moore.
*'''[[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast]]''' ''6 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(3:39)</small>{{Video games}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Comedy}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{BlueClopperShirt}}<br/> Chris test-drives the new Playstation Camera he received from Kagney Lynn Moore.


*'''[[Happy Birthday Tom]]''' ''6 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(1:17)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}}<br/> Chris wishes a late birthday to Thomas, which takes the form of a terrible Master Shake impression and shaking some amiibos around.
*'''[[Happy Birthday Tom]]''' ''6 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(1:17)</small> {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Selling Out}} {{Business}} {{BlueClopperShirt}}<br/> Chris wishes a late birthday to Thomas, which takes the form of a terrible Master Shake impression and shaking some amiibos around.


*'''[[Happy Women's Day]]''' ''9 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(1:13)</small>  {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}}<br/> Chris wishes us a happy [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]], and encourages us to "free the nipple".
*'''[[Happy Women's Day]]''' ''9 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(1:13)</small>  {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris wishes us a happy [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]], and encourages us to "free the nipple".


*'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Let's Play|Yugichris]]''' ''12 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(60:46)</small> {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Business}}<br/> For one hour, Chris silently plays a children's card game with [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]].
*'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Let's Play|Yugichris]]''' ''12 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(60:46)</small> {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}}<br/> For one hour, Chris silently plays a children's card game with [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]].


*'''[[CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary|CWC's Autism Tutorial HD with Commentary ]]''' ''22 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(44:13)</small> {{Galpals}} {{Reason}} <br/> Chris comments over the 2011 [[Autism Tutorial]], which he recently set up on his new PS4.
*'''[[CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary|CWC's Autism Tutorial HD with Commentary ]]''' ''22 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(44:13)</small> {{Galpals}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}}<br/> Chris comments over the 2011 [[Autism Tutorial]], which he recently set up on his new PS4.


*'''[[CWC`s Destiny Start]]''' ''23 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(44:13)</small> {{Video games}} <br/>  
*'''[[CWC`s Destiny Start]]''' ''23 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(44:13)</small> {{Video games}} {{Selling Out}}<br/>  


*'''[[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream]]''' ''24 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(44:13)</small> {{Video games}} {{Reason}} <br/>  
*'''[[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream]]''' ''24 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(44:13)</small> {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/>  


*'''[[Nerdy Q&A]]''' ''27 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(8:14)</small> {{Sex}} {{Reason}} <br/> Chris answers questions from an [[Christopher's_name_change#Christopher_as_a_separate_personality|associate]] regarding being a "nerd girl".
*'''[[Nerdy Q&A]]''' ''27 [[March 2016]]'' <small>(8:14)</small> {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris answers questions from an [[Christopher's_name_change#Christopher_as_a_separate_personality|associate]] regarding being a "nerd girl".


==April 2016==
==April 2016==


*'''[[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]''' ''5 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(5:41)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} <br/> Chris performs a breast massage routine [[CWCFlyingElephants|completely nude]], fondling his man-boobs in their [[obesity|terrifying]] glory.
*'''[[My Breast Massage Routine 18+]]''' ''5 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(5:41)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}}<br/> Chris performs a breast massage routine [[CWCFlyingElephants|completely nude]], fondling his man-boobs in their [[obesity|terrifying]] glory.


*'''[[Happy Birthday, Martin.]]''' ''5 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(0:35)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{The Happy Hag}} <br/> Chris wishes an Australian fan a happy birthday.
*'''[[Happy Birthday, Martin.]]''' ''5 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(0:35)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{Business}} {{The Happy Hag}} <br/> Chris wishes an Australian fan a happy birthday.


*'''[[Please, Donate]]''' ''12 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(9:05)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Comics}} {{Reason}}<br/> Chris channels his inner Jimbo Wales and begs for donations in exchange for increasingly lackluster gifts.
*'''[[Please, Donate]]''' ''12 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(9:05)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris channels his inner Jimbo Wales and begs for donations in exchange for increasingly lackluster gifts.


*'''[[Announcement 04/16/2016]]''' ''16 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(8:24)</small> {{Autism}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{CapitalVenture}} <br/> Chris announces the formation of [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]] and whines about his autism.
*'''[[Announcement 04/16/2016]]''' ''16 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(8:24)</small> {{Autism}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{CapitalVenture}} <br/> Chris announces the formation of [[Sonichu Entertainment of America]] and whines about his autism.


*'''[[Donation Request]]''' ''24 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(0:57)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} <br/> Chris once again desperately begs for donations.
*'''[[Donation Request]]''' ''24 [[April 2016]]'' <small>(0:57)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris once again desperately begs for donations.


==May 2016==
==May 2016==


*'''[[Proposition to Sega]]''' ''14 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(5:30)</small> {{Comics}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} {{CapitalVenture}}<br/>  Chris offers Sega a small amount of control over his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] in exchange for a laundry-list of demands.
*'''[[Proposition to Sega]]''' ''14 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(5:30)</small> {{Comics}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Selling Out}} {{CapitalVenture}}<br/>  Chris offers Sega a small amount of control over his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] in exchange for a laundry-list of demands.


*'''[[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.]]''' ''23 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(1:16)</small> {{Video games}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}} <br/> Chris introduces us to his anime bodypillow, Naru, and begs for donations. He also announces he'll be streaming Uncharted 4 later that night.
*'''[[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.]]''' ''23 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(1:16)</small> {{Video games}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Blue and White Striped Dress}} <br/> Chris introduces us to his anime bodypillow, Naru, and begs for donations. He also announces he'll be streaming Uncharted 4 later that night.
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*'''[[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]''' ''28 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(12:21)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}}<br/> Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named [[Johan]] after getting a lesbian couple to accept fathering his baby.
*'''[[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]''' ''28 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(12:21)</small> {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}}<br/> Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named [[Johan]] after getting a lesbian couple to accept fathering his baby.


*'''[[CWC vs Johan vote link]]''' ''31 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(1:29)</small> {{Sex}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} <br/> Chris directs us to a poll asking whether Chris or Johan has the better sex moves, and requests we vote for him.
*'''[[CWC vs Johan vote link]]''' ''31 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(1:29)</small> {{Sex}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris directs us to a poll asking whether Chris or Johan has the better sex moves, and requests we vote for him.


*'''[[IMG_3207]]''' ''31 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(1:16)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} <br/> Chris shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation
*'''[[IMG_3207]]''' ''31 [[May 2016]]'' <small>(1:16)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} <br/> Chris shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation
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*'''[[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|Happy Cat, Pollo kiss kiss]]''' ''4 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(1:58)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} <br/> A redo of the previous video. Chris babbles to Pollo for around two minutes.
*'''[[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|Happy Cat, Pollo kiss kiss]]''' ''4 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(1:58)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} <br/> A redo of the previous video. Chris babbles to Pollo for around two minutes.


*'''[[Happy Birthday, Jonathan]]''' ''11 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(0:38)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{WhiteTankTop}}<br/> Chris congratulates one Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish.
*'''[[Happy Birthday, Jonathan]]''' ''11 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(0:38)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Business}} {{WhiteTankTop}}<br/> Chris congratulates one Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish.
 
*'''[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]''' ''11 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(3:26)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Crazy}} {{Selling Out}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{WhiteTankTop}}<br/> Chris announces to the viewers that his Etsy is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon
 
*'''[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]''' ''14 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(0:48)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/>Chris shows Barb looking nearly dead on the couch, asking for $100 for asthma medications.


*'''[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]''' ''11 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(3:26)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Cwcville Shopping}} {{Crazy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{WhiteTankTop}}<br/> Chris announces to the viewers that his Etsy is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon
*'''[[Donations Requested, Please]]''' ''14 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(0:50)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> Chris yet again asks for donations, with Barb making another appearance, in apparent need of asthma medications.


*'''[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]''' ''14 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(0:48)</small> {(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/>Chris shows Barb looking nearly dead on the couch, asking for $100 for asthma medications.
*'''[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]]''' ''17 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(19:27)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris spends twenty minutes reads a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.


*'''[[Donations Requested, Please]]''' ''14 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(0:50)</small> {(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> Chris yet again asks for donations, with Barb making another appearance, in apparent need of asthma medications.
*'''[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]''' ''19 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(16:03)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}}<br/> Chris spends sixteen minutes reading chapter 2 of a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.


*'''[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]]''' ''17 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(19:27)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> Chris spends twenty minutes reads a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.
*'''[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]''' ''22 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(2:05)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Tomgirl}} {{TurquoiseTankTop}} {{Leaked}}<br/> A leaked video of Chris offering sex to any woman for ludicrous fees.


*'''[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]''' ''19 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(16:03)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}}<br/> Chris spends sixteen minutes reading chapter 2 of a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.
*'''[[Announcement 06292016]]''' ''29 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{White Tomgirl with Heart}}<br/> Chris begs for more donations and then apologies to the entire [[JERKS|male population]].


*'''[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's]]''' ''22 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(2:05)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Leaked}}<br/> A leaked video of Chris offering sex to any woman for ludicrous fees.
*'''[[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|Announcement 06292016-2]]''' ''29 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(1:41)</small> {{Autism}} {{Crazy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{White Tomgirl with Heart}}<br/> Chris claims to be cured of autism by watching a [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|"subliminal video"]].


*'''[[Announcement 06292016]]''' ''29 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{White Tomgirl with Heart}}<br/> Chris begs for more donations and then apologies to the entire [[JERKS|male population]]. He also claims to be cured of autism by watching a [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|"subliminal video"]].
*'''[[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3]]''' ''29 [[June 2016]]'' <small>(14:55)</small> {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{White Tomgirl with Heart}}<br/> Chris spends fifteen minutes reading the third chapter of a boring book. He ends the video by begging for donations.

Latest revision as of 10:58, 15 April 2018

January 2016

  • Update 01/12/2016 12 January 2016 (3:09) TrollsTrolls RageRage TragedyTragedy TomgirlTomgirl The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.
  • Update 1/17/2016 17 January 2016 (2:01) TrollsTrolls HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness TomgirlTomgirl The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his
  • Update 1/25/2016 25 January 2016 (2:03) Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.

February 2016

  • Update 02/16/2016 16 February 2016 (7:24) Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping HandoutsHandouts PoliticsPolitics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The PromoterThe Promoter
    Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.
  • Update: 2/25/16 25 February 2016 (7:57) Video gamesVideo games Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping TragedyTragedy ComedyComedy BusinessBusiness Big RedBig Red
    Chris complains about not getting what he wanted for his birthday.
  • Happy Pokémon Day. 28 February 2016 (8:40) Video gamesVideo games Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris rants about Sonichu after briefly acknowledging the 20th anniversary of the Pokémon video game series.

March 2016

  • Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast 6 March 2016 (3:39)Video gamesVideo games Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping ComedyComedy ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Chris test-drives the new Playstation Camera he received from Kagney Lynn Moore.
  • Happy Birthday Tom 6 March 2016 (1:17) Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness BusinessBusiness The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Chris wishes a late birthday to Thomas, which takes the form of a terrible Master Shake impression and shaking some amiibos around.
  • Nerdy Q&A 27 March 2016 (8:14) SexSex ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris answers questions from an associate regarding being a "nerd girl".

April 2016

  • Please, Donate 12 April 2016 (9:05) HandoutsHandouts ComicsComics ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris channels his inner Jimbo Wales and begs for donations in exchange for increasingly lackluster gifts.
  • Donation Request 24 April 2016 (0:57) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris once again desperately begs for donations.

May 2016

  • Proposition to Sega 14 May 2016 (5:30) ComicsComics Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Deal MakerThe Deal Maker
    Chris offers Sega a small amount of control over his Sonichu in exchange for a laundry-list of demands.
  • CWC vs Johan vote link 31 May 2016 (1:29) SexSex TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris directs us to a poll asking whether Chris or Johan has the better sex moves, and requests we vote for him.
  • IMG_3207 31 May 2016 (1:16) SexSex CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl
    Chris shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation

June 2016

  • Happy Cat kisses 4 June 2016 (1:58) CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl
    Chris attempts to take a video of his cat Pollo, while "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is playing. About 6 seconds in, it freezes on Chris's chest and starts glitching out, making static noises several times.
  • Happy Birthday, Jonathan 11 June 2016 (0:38) HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl BusinessBusiness White Tank TopWhite Tank Top
    Chris congratulates one Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish.
  • Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation 11 June 2016 (3:26) HandoutsHandouts Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis White Tank TopWhite Tank Top
    Chris announces to the viewers that his Etsy is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon
  • Donations Requested, Please 14 June 2016 (0:50) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    Chris yet again asks for donations, with Barb making another appearance, in apparent need of asthma medications.