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4-cent_garbage.com is Chris's representation of ED and 4chan. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual parody. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.
This business is a scapegoat for CWC's misery. He blames 4-cent for his "break up" with Megan despite the fact that he uploaded a cartoon of him finger-banging her to 4-cent garbage of his own free will. The reason he uploaded this picture was to "protest" allegations of homosexuality.
4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and alcohol is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that only evil people drink. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either cartoon porn or racist humor about Barack Obama.
In Sonichu 8, Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild go to their headquarters to attack Jason Kendrick Howell, the leader of 4-cent_garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for women's rights in the 4-cent building.