2018 Sales Listings

“	[The Idea Guys] were telling him what to sell/urging him to dig through more boxes, etc. in an effort to find things to hawk on eBay to make money for them.	”
Guard Dog The Captain.

This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in 2018. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through Lulu via Patreon.

Chris hit his highest amount of sales revenue during this year, exceeding over $10,000 in sales. The sales were heavily influenced by the Idea Guys saga, as they were alleged to have extorted Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to destroy his imaginary city CWCville. To help raise money to pay them off, Chris sold many items, including several of his Transformers toys, his Amnyfest Ring and ShecameforCWC.JPG, as well as random objects from the Chandler home including Cole Smithey's old homework assignments.

Sales continued after April, when the Idea Guys were removed from power, as the Chandlers were still having financial issues. Chris sold more items during the summer such as Sonichu- and Chris Chan-themed autographed photos, cards, and Fanta cans.

Sales from this year would also start the Guard Dogs and Teen Troon Squad sagas, as Guard Dog The Captain began contact with Chris via purchasing his Amnyfest Ring, and Teen Troon Squad members began contact by purchasing shecameforCWC.JPG.

Month	Sales revenue
January	$350
February	$891.74
March	$625
April	$2,465
May	$790
June	$904.99
July	$1,869.94
August	$1,344.77+
September	$434.82+
October	$209.91
November	$299.94
December	$559.82
Total	$10,745.93

January

Pokemon binders

See also: C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth

Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power

• Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
• Price: $150, free shipping

• Sold: 31 January

Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of Nintendo Power Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, 1999. Thank You. International Shipping is okay with this listing.

Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself

• Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
• Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

• Sold: 31 January

Hey, everyone. I am selling my old Pokémon Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included. Thank you. No international shipping.

lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself

• Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
• Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
• Reduced to $500 on 3 February

• Sold: 3 February

From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion. I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details. Thank you. No international shipping.

February

Binder of UFS cards

• Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
• Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
• Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series (Soulcalibur, Street Fighter, Tekken and Darkstalkers); more funds for my mother’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included. Thank you. No International Shipping with this binder.

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Trashed Sonichu 14 pages

• Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
• Price: $100

• Sold: 22 February

Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)

Pile of bootleg games

Pokemon LeafGreen

• Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
• Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
• Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald

• Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
• Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
• Sold: 27 February

Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)

Note: Chris acquired the games from a ween who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.

it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs

March

Sailor Moon ticket

• Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
• Price: $15, free shipping
• Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater Winchester, VA, USA I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.

Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met someone who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show

It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear

Cole's comic collection

See also: Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)

• Listed: 14 March, eBay
• Sold:

Issue sold	Price
DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1	$15
DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1	$20
Army at War #1	$10
Batman #273	$10
Rima, the Jungle Girl #1	$20
Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1	$20
Shazam! #1	$50
DC Tor The Caveman #1	$10
Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1	$30
Beowulf #1	$10
Batman #289	$15
Stalker #1	$10
Man-Bat #1	$10
Claw The Unconquered #1	$10
Blitzkrieg #1	$25
Dynamic Classics #1	$10
DC Man-Bat #2	$10
Battle Classics #1	$10
Shade, the Changing Man #5	$10
Star Hunters #1	$10
DC Secret Origins #1	$15
The Shadow #1	$15
Secret Society of Super-Villains #1	$15
Sherlock Holmes #1	$15	Total	$375

Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.

Images of Cole's comics

Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC) Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1 Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC) Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975 Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6 Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC) Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC) Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC) Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC) DC The Sandman #1 DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1 Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC) DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1 DC Man-Bat #2 1976 Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC) Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC) Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC) The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC) Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC) DC Secret Origins #1 Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery DC Tor The Caveman #1 Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC) DC Strange Sports #1 Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC) Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC) Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)

Lot of 17 PS2 games

• Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
• Price: $200

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.

Pokéwalker

• Listed: 22 March
• Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
• Sold: 23 March

S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm. Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.

Game Boy w/ Tetris

• Listed: 27 March
• Price: $150
• Sold: 27 March

Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.

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April

More of Cole's stuff

Rocket illustration poster

• Listed: 5 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.

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School papers, awards

• Listed: 5 April
• Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
• Sold: 17 April

Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.

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KISS folder

• Listed: 5 April
• Price: $200
• Reduced to $150 on 6 April
• Sold on 7 April

Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.

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September 1976 Disney Magazine

• Listed: 5 April
• Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
• Sold for $15 on 9 May

Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.

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Lot of 28 Army at War comics

• Listed: 9 April
• Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
• Sold: 25 April

This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.

Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP

• Listed: 5 April
• Price: $20
• Sold for $10 on 13 May

What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.

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Custom Wiimote

• Listed: 9 April
• Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
• Sold: 13 April

Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted Personally owned and painted by me, this is my Wiimote with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.

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Lesbian pride flag

• Listed: 10 April
• Price: $100
• Sold: 10 April

Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.

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Korean church Bible

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $200
• Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.

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Teal hair color

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
• All sold by 21 April

I am totally changing my hair colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.

Transformers

Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys

Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
• Sold: 22 April

G1 Soundwave

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
• Sold: 18 April

G1 - Blaster

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
• Sold: 22 April

G1 Sandstorm

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
• Sold: 26 April

G1 Breakdown

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $25
• Sold: 15 April

G1 Octane

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
• Sold for $20 on 23 May

G1 - Astrotrain

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
• Sold: 23 April

G1 Battletrap

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
• Sold: 27 April

Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
• Sold: 26 April

Cybertron Galvatron

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
• Sold for $30 on 10 May

Animated Grimlock

• Listed: 13 April
• Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
• Sold for $20 on 8 May

Armada Cheetor

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30
• Sold: 27 April

Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
• Sold: 8 May

Cybertron Vector Prime

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30
• Sold: 17 April

Armada Starscream

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30
• Sold: 17 April

G1 Siverbolt

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30
• Sold: 17 April

G1 Tracks

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30

G1 Crosshairs

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30

G1 Sureshot

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30

G2 Sideswipe

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30

G2 Jazz

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30
• Sold: 22 April

Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30
• Sold: 17 April

Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30
• Sold for $20 on 13 May

G1 Kup

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
• Sold: 8 May

G2 Inferno

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $50

G1 Jetfire

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $50
• Sold: 22 April

G2 Megatron

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $50
• Sold for $25 on 15 June

G1 Pretender Bumblebee

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $50
• Sold for $18 on 22 June

Animated Sentinel Prime

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $20

G1 Motormaster

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30

Animated Starscream

• Listed: 17 April
• Price: $30

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Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete

• Listed: 13 April, relisted on 12 June
• Price: $100, slashed to $45 when relisted
• Sold for $45 on 20 June

This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.

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Amnyfest Ring

• Listed: 14 April
• Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
• Shipping: $5
• Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April, having sold it to The Captain for $200 off-site.

Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.

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Wii U fit meter

• Listed: 18 April
• Price: $100
• Sold for $45 on 25 June

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler. Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.

Lot of 32 porn drawings

• Listed: 23 April
• Price: $1,000
• Sold: 24 April
• The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, Lukas Simpkins, aka Twitter user FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can

Chris replied:

I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @wxlfdxg for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of shecameforcwc. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.

This event would later set up the beginning of the Teen Troon Squad saga.

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May

Extra Sonichu license plate

• Listed: 2 May
• Price: $350
• Sold: 2 May, but listing then removed from EBay.

Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.

Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler

• Listed: 8 May
• Price: $500
• Chris cancelled the listing on 9 May for unknown reasons. He later put the listing back up the same day. Chris once again took the listing down on 11 May.

Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so! Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.

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Apple iPhone 6s - 64GB - Silver (Unlocked) Christine Weston Chandler’s

• Listed: 8 May
• Price: $350, later slashed to $300 the next day, slashed to $250 on 20 May, then to $100 on 31 May
• Sold: 31 May, for $100. Buyer was Joshua Moon, owner of Kiwi Farms, who made a thread on the unboxing.

I just managed to upgrade my iPhone from 6s to 8s for free, so I cleared out and I am selling the old one. It is Silver with 64GB capacity and Siri, complete with New, from the new package, stereo earbuds, USB to Lightning Pin Cable and USB Wall Charger. Also, a personally used durable casing for the iPhone. Autographed on the back, personally. Pre-Loaded with matching Wallpapers for Lock and Home Screens in the Photos section, and a Certificate of Authenticity will be included.

June

Nine cards from The Wall of Originals

• Listed: 12 June
• Price: $100
• Sold: 12 June

This is a set of Sonichu cards I made and printed in February, 2004. The set comes as shown, complete with trading card page (A personal Certificate of Authenticity for the set will be included).

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Autographed Johnny Cash photo

• Listed: 18 June
• Price: $200
• Sold for undisclosed amount on 15 August

JOHNNY CASH (1932-2003): 8x10" color photo hand-autographed by one of the most influential music stars of the 20th century. Just an outstanding huge smiling pose of the legendary Man In Black. This is in about very good condition. My mother, Barbara Chandler, went to his concert while he was in Charlottesville, VA in 1985; she enjoyed his music a lot. And she found this photo recently while going through the boxes; she gave me consent to sell it. This makes an Awesome Collectible and Treasure, so Buy It Now, Please! Thank You.

Chris later tweeted that the sale was meant to help fund his trip to TooManyGames:

Sale of the Johnny Cash photo will also go towards my trip. Please, Help Me, so J can see y’all in Pennsylvania this weekend! 😃

He also mentioned an extra detail and offered to include a certificate of authenticity (that the Chandlers owned it):

It was learned that my mother went to his concert in 1985. Also, Buy Now, and you also get a personal Certificate of Authenticity that states this photo belonged to us.

JULAY! autograph

On 18 June, a Twitter ween, @bizzarnage, tweeted, in regards to Chris's autographed photos:

I'll pay $75 if you make it out to JULLAAAYYY

Chris replied:

I’m waiting.

Two days later, Chris decided to go through with offering such an autograph (doubling the price).

• Listed: 20 June
• Price: $150
• Sold for $75, on 20 June.

VERY LIMITED EDITION “JULAY!” Variant Chris Chan Autographed Photo ONLY ONE, THIS ONE, WILL EVER have me Personally write that darned Meme Word on it. Buy It Now for Your Collection. You know you want to, and you Must!

After listing, Chris tweeted:

@bizzarnage has been Infinite-Triple-Dog Dared to Buy It Now.

When the listing sold, Chris tweeted:

Unfortunately, @bizzarnage totally Missed The Boat now.

TMG 2015 signed poster

A fan donated the poster to Chris for him to sell. Note that this is not the year at which Chris had attended TooManyGames.

• Listed: 21 June
• Price: $299.99
• Sold for $200 on 25 June.

TMG 2015 Youtuber signed poster; Alphaomegasin, Game Chasers, Chris Chan + MORE Up for sale is a Too Many Games 2015 poster signed by a gang of famous Youtubers! Includes signatures by: - Bill (AlphaOmegaSin) -Billy and Jay (Game Chasers) - Johnny Millennium (The Happy Console Gamer) - Shane Luis (Rerez) And -Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (me)

Sonichu standee

• Listed: 25 June, on Mercari. Cancelled and moved to Ebay on 27 June.
• Price: $299.99
• Sold on 27 June

• Another one listed on 11 July
• Sold for $199.99 on 5 August

Chris had brought a Sonichu standee to TooManyGames.

After the con, he tweeted:

Hey, Everyone. I still have the extra Sonichu Standee, and it is personally Autographed, and a Certificate if Authenticity WILL be included! Only One is available, so if you would love to display this in your neck of the woods, come buy it now!

Listing description:

Now, for a (very) limited time, ZAP TO THE EXTREME with a limited edition Sonichu Standee, with my personal signature on it. These are made of coroplast, a waterproof material (think lawn signs) and include a stand base for display.

July

Framed Chris autographed photos

Chris raking in the cash on sales of his autograph.

Originally sold on Mercari, Chris transferred the remaining stock to ebay.

• Listed: 1 July, multiple available, with three bonus Sonichu stickers for each
• Price: $50
• First 12 sold out by 6 July

• 10 more were listed on 10 July (sold out by 18 July)

• 10 more were listed on 8 August (sold out by 19 August - 5 at $50, 5 at $24.99)

ZAP IT UP TO THE EXTREME! And get your limited Christian (Christine) Chandler signed photos! This listing is for 1 Signed Photograph and Frame. These are an excellent piece to display in any game room! Measurements are 8 x 10 and will ship in a black frame. (And yes these will ship out on time. These will each be signed as “Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu”; signed as “Christopher”, “Christian” or “Chris Chan” is optional upon request. Be Sure to make the request in the Note upon Checkout. Guaranteed to be shipped out on the following day from checkout. Bonus will include Three Sonichu Stickers with each purchase. Thank you!

TooManyGames Autographed Poster - Chris Chan And YouTubers

• Listed: 6 July
• Price: $200

Here is a 2015 TooManyGames Poster, but this one is one I purchased this year, and had autographed by other YouTube Celebs, as well as myself, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

extra large throw blanket

Main article: My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.

• Listed: 6 July
• Price: $200
• Sold: 15 July to vRS Davison

Four times larger than in the provided photo, this blanket is hand-stitched and homemade. My mother and I don’t know who made it. But she wants to sell it and wants and needs the money. Looks to fit a King Size Bed, or better.

Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Sweetheart Search Meme

• Listed: 10 July
• Price: $100
• Sold: 19 July

Enjoy it for yourself, as only One will ever be signed like this: my photo with the “One Girlfriend, Please” quote, written by myself, complete with personal signature. Zappin’ It Up, and Laughing the Past Off.

Attraction Sign replicas

• Listed: 10 July, 10 available
• Price: $59.99 each, then reduced to $20 each after no takers on the former pricing
• Sold: 10 @ $20 each

Now for Sale, poster size replica of the old Girlfriend Attraction Sign (to be used ONLY for personal entertainment only; Not for actually attracting anyone). The posters will be ready for shipment shortly after the last weekend of July, 2017, and they should be shipped around or on the 30th. Limited Quantity, so Order Yours Now to relive a portion of the old Sweetheart Search days. The poster is 11”X17”

Autograph cards

Chris Chan Autograph Card - WITH Autograph

• Listed: 17 July, multiple available
• Price: $5, then increased to $24.99 the next day
• Sold: 14 at $5, 6 at $24.99 during July; 5 at $24.99, 2 at $19.99 during August; 4 at $24.99 during September; 2 at $24.99 during October; 4 at $24.99 during November; 12 at $24.99 during December; 5 during January 2019; 2 during February 2019 (to same buyer; listing expired mid-month)

Hey, Everyone, I am going ahead and selling off a limited number of my self-designed Autograph Cards on eBay; the remainder Will be available during BronyCon, but for the Low Price, you Can’t Wait to get one of these sent immediately to you in a simple stamped envelope.

CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card - Pickle And BadBear

• Listed: 17 July, 1 Available
• Price: $50
• Sold: 30 July

This ONE Autograph Card is the ONLY ONE I will ever reference with those quotes from the memes.

Chris Chan Autograph Card - Just The card

• Listed: 18 July, multiple available
• Price: $9.99
• Sold: 3 during August, 4 during September, 2 during October; 4 during January 2019; 4 during February 2019; 6 during March 2019; 3 during April 2019; 3 during May 2019; 1 during June 2019

Hey, Everyone, I am going ahead and selling off a limited number of my self-designed Autograph Cards on eBay; the remainder Will be available during BronyCon, but for the Low Price, you Can’t Wait to get one of these sent immediately to you in a simple stamped envelope.

August

Rosechu Cutout Standee

• Listed: 17 August, 1 available
• Price: $99.99
• Sold: 28 September, for undisclosed amount

This is a standee of Rosechu. The standee is made out of the same sturdy material as lawn signs, and will ship with a stand back. The standee will ship with a white background. Further cuts will need to be made to get just Rosechu's shape

Sonichu License Plates - Patriotic; Chris Chan

• Listed: 17 August, 2 available
• Price: $100 each
• Sold: 29 August (both to the same buyer)

My mother just found these; Brand New from 2015; originally meant for the Cadillac, apparently. Autograph, Optional; they EACH will come with a personal Certificate of Authenticity. I Pinkie Promise to ship the following day after purchase. Thank you.

Barb's autographs

See also: Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.

Barbara Chandler Autographed Photos - Chris Chan’s Mother

• Listed: 19 August, multiple available
• Price: $29.99 + $3.50 shipping
• Sold: 2 in August, 2 in December; 1 in January 2019

This is an autographed photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; limited quantity at the moment. No frame included. Size: 8”X10”

Chris Chan and Barbara Double Poster Pack

Initially titled "Barbara Chandler Autographed Poster - Chris Chan’s Mother"

• Listed: 19 August, 4 available
• Price: $60 + $7 shipping
• Sold: 1 during September; 1 during December

This is a lovely large poster photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; autographed. It will be shipped in a large bubble envelope.

Chris then revised the listing to add his poster for sale.

Get your limited edition signed posters by Sonichu creator Chris Chan and her mother! One of each poster, between my mother and I. This is a special double pack sale, where the autographs would usually sell for $80 separately. That's a $20 dollar savings!

Barbara Chandler Autographed Snorlax Plush - Chris Chan

• Listed: 22 August
• Price: $200
• Sold for $100 on 23 August

Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you.

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Sonichu Through the Years poster

• Listed: 19 August, 9 available
• Price: $14.99, then increased to $19.99
• Sold: 1 at $14.99, 2 at $19.99 during August; 2 at $19.99 during September; 3 at $19.99 during October; 1 at $19.99 during November

ZAP TO THE EXTREME with these limited edition posters! Dimensions are 12 x 18 and have a high quality glossy feel! Pinkie Promise that all of these will ship out on time No autographs on this item.

Barbara's Blankets

See also: Barbara's Blankets

• Listed: 23 August, 4 available
• Price: $100 each + $25 shipping
• Condition: Pre-owned
• Sold: 1 on 24 August at $100, purchased by vRS Davison; 2 on 18 November at $75 each, purchased by another buyer; 1 on 23 January 2019, by a third buyer

This is another lovely throw blanket my mother, Barbara Chandler, found in her collection, and now we’re selling it to you. Thank you.

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  Blue, Pink, Purple Large Throw Blanket

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  Pink, Green, Blue Throw Blanket

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  Hearts And Flowers Large Throw Blanket (sold)

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  Red, Black Large Throw Blanket

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Autographed Fanta Orange Can

• Listed: 28 August, 24 available, relisted 14 May 2019
• Price: $29.99 each
• Sold: 1 during August, 8 during September, 2 during October, 1 during November; 4 during December; 2 during January 2019; 1 during March 2019; 2 during April 2019, 4 during May 2019

Alright, everyone! Here’s something memetastic that would be awesome to own. One individual’s trash is another person’s treasure, so I’m offering a few empty Fanta Orange cans with my autograph on them. NOTE: each can will be thoroughly rinsed out and dried before being autographed. And only twelve cans will be available at this time. And each can will be enclosed in a plastic box container, as shown in the photos.

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Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga

• Listed: 28 August
• Price: $300
• Sold for $100 on 10 January 2019, to DarkWestern

ONLY ONE will be available: an autographed photo, with my old name on it, shouting, “MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!” No frame will be included, and the photo will be sandwiched between cardboard and sent in a bubble envelope. Half of the price will be donated to eBay’s charity.

Disco ball

Chris noted that the listing was on behalf of his mother, who claimed to need money for a dental problem.

• Listed: 30 August
• Price: $75 + $13.65 shipping
• Sold: 12 February 2019

12" Mirror Ball with 110 volt Motor NIB Disco dance night club party Another piece from our collection of knick knacks: a Mirror Ball, complete with functioning and working motor with power cord and two ceiling-hanging screws. Makes for a good light display with a light shining off of it at any party or bar.

Bob's lighter

• Listed: 30 August
• Title: VTG RONSON ART DECO VARAFLAME LIGHTER IN ORIGINAL BOX MADE IN ENGLAND
• Price: $29.99 + $7.20 shipping
• Sold: 30 August

Yet another item from our stuff: this Robson lighter was presented to my father some time ago. It was Never Ever Used, no lighter fluid was ever put into it.

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September

Bob's Golden Replicas of US Stamps album

See also: Stamps

To advertise this, Chris proclaimed on Twitter:

There’s GOLD in them thar Stamps of Bob’s!

• Listed: 7 September
• Price: $500

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Here is a most Lovely Collection of Thirty-Five 22Karat Golden Replica US Stamps, previously owned by Chris Chan’s Father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., AKA, the Internet Lumberjack. Gold is always IN and Valuable! And to have this set will make most Christorians mouths water! Either that, or the basic gold value will be good too. Also includes five Elvis Presley Stamp Covers.

October

M&M candy dispensers

Chris prefaced the listings by noting he was selling these on behalf of his mother

Sweet Wheelin' Truck

• Listed: 21 October
• Price: $20
• Sold: 27 October

MISB Limited Edition m&m’s Sweet Wheelin’ candy dispenser. No candy is included.

Blue Nutcracker

• Listed: 21 October
• Price: $20
• Sold: 13 December

MISB Blue m&m’s Limited Edition Nutcracker Sweet candy dispenser. No candy is included.

Red White & Blue Motorcycle

• Listed: 25 October
• Price: $25
• Sold: 16 February 2019

From our small collection, this is the Blue m&m’s Red, White and Blue Motorcycle candy dispenser, complete with listing-only drummer m&m’s plush and “Best Friends” candy holder. Neither candy holding item has been used, and no candy is included.

Fun Machine and Wild Thing

• Listed: 25 October
• Price: $25
• Sold: 1 January 2019

From our small collection, here are two m&m’s dispensers for one price. The Fun Machine is MISB, and the Wild Thing roller coaster is out of box. Neither dispenser has ever been used, and no candy is included.

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  Sweet Wheelin’ Truck

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  Red White & Blue Motorcycle