Don't Trust Any Homos Over There
Chris uploads an "Audio Only" video despite him holding a sign the entire time. He imitates Uncle Ruckus, a self-hating black character from The Boondocks, and sings "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There", his own rendition of "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There". Chris often confuses the lyrics with the original song, with mention of their "nigga fingas" on the "trigga" and numerous black stereotypes attributed to homosexuals. Two hours later, Chris made another video called, "I'm sorry, Dude", apologizing to an acquaintance who saw this video (or at least, Chris thinks he did) and was offended.
This is the second time Chris imitates Uncle Ruckus, the first time being the BlueSpike PSN Chats.
The differences between both of these songs is that Chris replaced "Nigga" with "Homo", left the offending lyrics intact and added homophobic lyrics. The parallels between Uncle Ruckus and Chris are uncanny. Uncle Ruckus is a self-hating black man, who frequently denies his blackness at every given opportunity. Chris finds every opportunity to show off his homophobia and deny his homosexuality.
Video
| Don't Trust Any Homos Over There | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 15 June 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos,  Music
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| Other |  Audio
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| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 |
Transcript
Hello, my name ain't Uncle Ruckus, no relation. I'm going to sing y'all a song I just made up. It's called "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There." Sing along if you know the words.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Don't trust any homos over there
Leavin' their homo stank in the air
Them sappy lappy dumb homos
With their nigga finger on the trigga'
Don't trust any homos over there!
Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda
They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda!
Don't trust any homos
With their jabba flippin' jabber
Don't trust any homos over there
Woman and man make da baybies
Straight way is the way to play
No ifs, or buts, or maybes
Man plays with pussy to get that ticket to heaven
They stay true from 69 to 11
We be playin' hos over bros everyday
We get full pleasure and no sin and pain
Give no pity to them homos they going straight to hell
Don't trust any homos over there
Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda
They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda
Don't trust them any homos
With their jibber jabba flippin' jabber
And a nigger finger at the trigger!
Don't trust any homos over there
Whaaa!
Source
See also
| ⇐ Chris's Big Night Out | Chris's videos | I'm Sorry, Dude ⇒ |