CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers
CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers is a series of three videos posted on 10 July 2009 by Chris for three individuals: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. Their accounts were already closed when the videos were posted.
Deemed "Too Hot for YouTube" for Chris's very blunt and inflammatory rhetoric (calling individuals retards, telling individuals to kill themselves, etc), it lead to an immediate suspension of his account. Luckily a brave patriot discovered them when they were new and found them lulzy enough to mirror, allowing them to then be archived by the TheCWCvilleLibrary. Each video begins with Chris holding up a piece of paper with the user's name written on it and playing the same recorded disclaimer in the background.
Ironically, Chris called the users "naïve" and revealed his particular disdain for this word calling it "The most cruelest of words", and then he proceeded to rape its definition by saying it meant being stupid. It has been speculated on PVCC that he might have been slightly intoxicated when making the videos. He also threatens one user with a detective. Considering that his demands were not met, and we never heard from this detective again, there was surely no detective.
CWC Calls Out ShmionSonozaki
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
Transcript
[The screen shows a piece of paper with the name ‘ShmionSonozaki’ written on it in felt tip pen.]
The following is addressed to this individual whose YouTube account is this only. The opinions and if- feelings and emotions expressed in this video are not res- are not representative towards any persons other then this one. Thank you very much.
[camera cut to Chris]
Hellooo. Hmm… You hide under a veil. I don’t know, are you a pretty woman? Or are you a, or do you hide a beard underneath that veil. Or do you hide that beard. Perhaps you are actually a dude, or even worse, a hermaphrodite. You know what, you get not much of response from me, because, you even delete your own account. You are such a cowardly naïve retarded individual. Naïve is the cruelest of words cause it questions ones intelbi- intelligence... and that’s why I’m calling you… naïve retard.
[camera cut]
And also, I know you live… in Pennsylvania.
CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
Transcript
[The screen shows a piece of paper with the name ‘sonichuizcool’ written on it in felt tip pen.]
The following is addressed to this individual who's YouTube account is this only. the opinions and if- feelings and emotions expressed in this video are not res- are not representative towards any persons other then this one. Thank you very much.
[camera cut to Chris]
Hmm... I don’t know... You seem to hide behind a face mask... and a beanie. Who do you think you are? Tuxedo Kamen? Aehh, you’re so naïve and slow in the mind, I couldn’t even give a dang about you. And if you want my trust you’re gonna have to do some earning bang, you’re gonna have to come out and into the open. You godda come out where I can meet you. Aehh? Aehh? Dumbass.
CWC Calls Out oxycleanfanatic2264
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
Transcript
[The screen shows a piece of paper with the name ‘oxycleanfanatic2264’ written on it in felt tip pen. Below it says 'not a YouTube handle...something']
The following is addressed to this individual whose YouTube account is this only. The opinions and if- feelings and emotions expressed in this video are not res- are not representative towards any persons other than this one. Thank you very much.
[camera cut to Chris]
Hey! You! I know you. I have your name! You live in Sacramento California. I have a detective on the case and I am going to send him against you as soon as possible. Which that would be in the next few days, or tomorrow when I can get in touch with him. And I will get in touch with him. And you think you’re sooo [sic] smart and you think you’re sooooo corny by doing the things that you have done so far, mister hackerrrr! You think you’re so smart? Well you know what? you’re just a naïve retard! And naïve is my least favorite word because it sounds like nails on a chalkboard. You naïve retarded bastard! [...] You should just go ha- you should go hang yourself after you have given me back what you have stolen from me. Do it now! Give’m back to me! Or I will send the detective and the po-lice on your case. You bastard you, naïve retarded bastard.
[camera cut]
And not only that but your are such a coward you dare not even show your face like others have done partially on their youtube videos. You are such a cowardly naïve retarded bastard!
[camera cut]
That’s right, I’m calling you out!