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• CWC's Cool Profile
  [[File:0773-CWC23.JPG|right|thumb|200px|Chris's self-promotional photo.]] ...!]] and his [[Match.com]] profile. The webpage was established in May 2005 and died in October 2008 when its hosting service, [[wikipedia:AOL Hometown|AOL
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• Tagged Flipnote
  ...eople get 'tagged' and write about themselves; Chris provides us with ten "facts" about himself, most of which are blatantly false. It should be noted that This video was removed due to Chris's signature; sharing your True and Honest name is against Flipnote Hatena's rules.
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• December 2017 Patreon posts
  This page is a partial archive of Chris's major [[Patreon]] posts from [[December 2017]]. ...are them was in Page One of the book Two from now. Read and weep: Sonichu and Rosechu; they were both born as Pichus in the year 1992. She’s older tha
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• Autism Tutorial Part 1
  ...o cents. Of note, Chris seems to be aware of the accepted cause of autism, and semi-correctly blames his [[Bob Chandler|father]] for it. ...causes, and treatments and cures. And how we autistics SHOOOULD be treated and respected [''voice deepens with gravelly rage''] ''in real life social situ
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• Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher
  ...] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My ...h of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.}}
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• Jail Letter - 9 May 2022
  On 9 May 2022, Chris had sent '''a letter''' to the fantasy enabler [[Helena Fiorenza]]. ==Chris's Response==
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• Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)
  {{Misinfo| While the letter does strongly imply that Chris prioritizes getting home over his mothers survival, there is no actual evid On 22 July 2022, Chris had sent a '''seventeenth letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] in jail.
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• For Women ONLY
  [[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|Chris's newest attraction photo]] '''For Women ONLY''' is Chris's tenth addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]], posted on 30 [[June 2010]].
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• Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora
  ...h [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fart]], and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wro ...video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.
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• Australatina
  ...conflict was another attempt by [[trolls]] to ignite a feud between Chris and ADF. ...ecimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they wer
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• Kiwi Farms posts (GhostBird50)
  This page is an archive of [[Owls]]' key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]], under the username GhostBird50. Posts a ...luence in it for ulterior motives - namely, trying to build a harem out of Chris's female enablers, asking some to move in with him, which they refused. He'
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• Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)
  ...h Celestia's "self-religion", and applauds her for following her own path. Chris also mentions how he copes in jail by talking to his [[imaginary friends]]. ...be deduced that Chris cherry-picks and ignores parts of the book he likes and dislikes.
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• Owls
  ...posts (Naught)#Orbiter General, post 1]]</ref> with several other obscure Chris orbiters. According to Owls, he had met [[MKRNightVee]] and Talia Nakara in the CWC Rebellion Discord server.
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• July 2012 Facebook posts
  The following page contains Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[July 2012]]. * 1 July - Chris gets the power restored.
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• A message to everyone, and the Haters and Bullies
  ...He especially pays special attention to the trolls, who he claims are weak and unwilling to accept the Merge from happening. He even perverts the teaching | name = A message to everyone, and the Haters and Bullies
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• Rob Bell
  ...d to if it had not been for that [[Michael Snyder|God Damned Manajerk]]!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}} |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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• Dating profiles
  ...mber of profiles for dating websites over the years. Like everything else Chris does, these endeavors are usually made of pure fail. ...y College]], hung out at [[The Game Place]], and wasn't quite so corpulent and maladjusted as he would eventually become. It appears to have been just as
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• Marvin DMs
  This page contains DMs between Chris or [[NightStar2891]] and [[Marvin]]. ...NightStar decided to leak a set of messages held between that account and Chris's CWCSonichu account, in order for them to be posted to [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref
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• November 2017 Patreon posts
  This page is a partial archive of Chris's major [[Patreon]] posts from [[November 2017]]. ...ece with y’all as well. The books for this month will be ordered shortly, and shipped from me to y’all later this month.
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• Colin Chat 2
  '''Colin Chat 2''' covers a chat between [[Chris]] and [[troll|Colin]] on 12 October 2014, a day after the [[Colin Chat 1|previous *Chris called Catie at 4am, disturbing her and [[Colin]].<Br>
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• Jail Letter - 4 July 2022
  ...ared most of the letter, although some segments haven't been published per Chris's request. Eels wrote a summary of the redacted portion of the letter, whic ==Chris's Letter==
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• Twitter Q&A
  On 25 [[February 2019]], Chris responded to a tweet containing 36 questions. ...Skittles, and Kitty]], the new gender preference of [[Reginald Chandler]], and the fact that he still believes in the [[Dimensional Merge]] happening in t
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• Mailbag 51
  ...did not edit, delete, or reject a single email. This was the last Mailbag Chris would answer before the CWCipedia was taken down by a legal challenge from ...onichu 11|Issue Eleven]] being some sort of insane combination of a reboot and a clip show.
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• Biology
  [[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|At one point in his life, Chris believed that it was possible to 'recycle' his [[Navy]] by drinking it; whi ...l processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution.
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• Autism Tutorial Extra
  ...ng, and all of Chris's opinions are correct, simply by the virtue of being Chris's.''|videogamenostalgia, [[YouTube]]}} ...much unbearable "torment" the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronounces Asperger as "Ass Burger" the entire time, [[Jack Thaddeu
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• Jail Letter - 1 June 2022
  ...as received on Helena's behalf by Twitter orbiter @EelsandtheEgman to save Chris the trouble of sending mail internationally to Argentina. ...Mother|incest]] to date, insisting that he never had sex with [[Barbara]] and that his claims of having done so from his [[Incest Call|call with Bella]]
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• Jail Letter - 5 August 2022
  On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a '''twentieth and final letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. ...tters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke [[Wikipedia:Aramaic|Aramaic]] and not the [[Wikipedia:Early Modern English|Early Modern English]] of the [[Wi
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• Cherokian Clan
  ...rokians have heads bigger than their torsos, arms thicker than their legs, and wear Roman-style ceremonial armour at all times.]] ...rvation, yet I think a lot of us Native Americans do live on Reservations.|Chris, [[Regina e-mails]]}}
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• Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2
  ...s Phone Call 2''' is the second phone call between [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Chris]], which occured on 6 [[December 2009]].<ref>Mentions the then-recent uploa ...se]] [[Barbara_Chandler|he]] [[Bob_Chandler|felt]] [[Kimmi|like]], because Chris is too dumb to hang up. Jack also reveals a hypothesis that his mother migh
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• February 2019 social media posts
  ...ments are included and color-coded for reference. Tweets are archived from Chris' new twitter account starting 9 February. The old twitter account can be fo ==Chris Christens the New Account With a Selfie==
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• Jail Letter - 19 January 2022
  ...- 8 January 2022|of letters]]- in response to someone attempting to troll Chris in jail. ''Don't do this.''}} On 19 January 2022, Chris sent an '''eleventh letter from jail''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].
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• Jail Letter - 19 September 2021
  ...lly also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}} [[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|right|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall
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• Mailbag 53
  ...ual. Questions like Evan's statement about going to court were outdated as Chris had already killed off Simonla on 13 February. ...first public indicator that Chris [[Direct2sex|values sex over love]], and Chris saying he's an optimist, as though that somehow overrides mathematical proo
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• Jail Letter - 11 May 2022
  ...te [[Jail Saga#Transfer|being in a mental institution]] for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred. ...propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.
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• Guitar Hero
  [[Image:Chrisguitarhero.png|thumb|Chris, as he imagines himself to look.]] [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|thumb|Chris, as he is in reality]]
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• David Heilberg
  ...ative engagement with others|Heilberg on Chris<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-lawyer-incest-charge-arrest-mental-health-2021-8</ref>}} ...ommunicates with me. HE's frustrated at Region 10 Doing Absolutely Nothing|Chris on Heilberg<ref>In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022‎‎]]</ref>}}
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• Dimensional Merge Announcements
  ...complete, he makes a reference to [[Megan]], claiming she is a CPU goddess and telling the users not to communicate with her while begging her to come to After this video, Chris told [[The Captain]] to text Megan, which he did. He posted about it on [[K
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• Mailbag 8
  ...Cipedia]] in the early hours of 2 [[December 2009]], and was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day. ...his Mailbag also contained one particularly offensive piece of fanart that Chris didn't have to censor, as tinypic beat him to it.
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• 04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless
  ..., doesn't realize that he can't be taken seriously if he is wearing a bra. Chris then begins his protest against other men walking around shirtless, stating ...nd that he applies exactly none of the facts he mentions here to his life. And that he talked in a more monotone voice until he was talking about shirtles
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• Kacey Call 23
  *Chris has given up on his job at [[Target]] - he never received a phone call back *[[Chris]] is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
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• Retroactive continuity in Sonichu
  {{Dated|changes Chris made to Sonichu canon due to the Idea Guys}} ...]]s into the [[Chris and religion|gates of Heaven]] only makes the [[Chris and death|implications]] even worse.]]
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• The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip
  ...t I tried to meet [[Emgo]]. It can be misinterpreted as stalker, obviously|Chris}} ...a fan and financial [[enabler]] intending to resell the items for profit, and to attempt to make an unsolicited visit to [[Emgo316]], a local [[YouTube|Y
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• SHE IS MINE NOW
  ..., he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her. ...forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For Chris No 2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.
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• Magi-Chan
  ...sion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}} ...iverse, original) <br> 14 November 1948 (in universe, [[brainwashed]] into Chris by [[Idea Guys]])<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/987472560114806
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• GiBi
  ...iona under this pseudonym to divert attention from herself and onto Fiona, and GiBi had leaked her phone number in one of his videos. ...KRNightVee]] propagate her spin about [[The WCT]], accusing him of abusing Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAQ1Nz8G1Xc</ref>}}}}
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• Mailbag 42
  ...later. Many of the letters in it were originally placed in [[Mailbag 41]], and were moved in order to make 41 all [[Asperchu]] from start to finish. ...ged shirts in the better part of a week. The rest of it was all the normal Chris BS we've read before.
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• Katie Bay E-mails 4
  This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and Katie Bay on 1-3 [[August 2009]]. {{Email|1=Oh snap! [[Liquid Chris|The impostor]] has accepted your challenge!
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• Mailbag 15
  ...CWCipedia]] early in the morning of 10 [[December 2009]] and answered by [[Chris]] on the 12th. ...plaining why he made [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the image that ruined his life]], and giving the definitive answer on his issue with Asperger's.
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• Family Guy
  [[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]] ...aving, much like its inspiration, ''[[The Simpsons]]''. [[Chris]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|rips it off]] an unbelievable amount in [[Sonichu (comic)|hi
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• June 2017 tweets
  This page archives Chris's tweets from [[June 2017]]. ! Chris
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