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[[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]] | [[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]] | ||
'''The | '''The Moon''' (''Luna''; Σελήνη ''Selene'') is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity that is of comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It also plays an important role in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' universe]]. | ||
==The Moon to Chris== | ==The Moon to Chris== | ||
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==In the | ==In the comics== | ||
[[Image:Damoon.jpg|thumb|...and in the comic. Kinda lost a lot of its splendor, huh?]] | [[Image:Damoon.jpg|thumb|...and in the comic. Kinda lost a lot of its splendor, huh?]] | ||
The Moon first appeared in ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it. | The Moon first appeared in ''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'', where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it. | ||
In ''[[Sonichu 1]]'', the generic, throw-away villain [[Metal Sonichu]] was defeated and tossed into the Moon by [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and Sonichu | In ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', the generic, throw-away villain [[Metal Sonichu]] was defeated and tossed into the Moon by [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and Sonichu. | ||
[[Silvana]] was born and raised on the Moon by [[Count Graduon]], who also [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|gave her a penis for no real reason]]. She is quoted in an interview with ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' as saying that the Moon is "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon". | [[Silvana]] was born and raised on the Moon by [[Count Graduon]], who also [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|gave her a penis for no real reason]]. She is quoted in an interview with ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' as saying that the Moon is "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon". | ||
In ''[[Sonichu 6]]'', magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog [[Patti-chan]] into a sentient being capable of human speech. | In ''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]'', magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog [[Patti-chan]] into a sentient being capable of human speech. | ||
''[[Sonichu 10]]'' indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular | ''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'' indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular Moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances. | ||
Chris has revealed that he will toss Count Graduon into the Moon, and the Count will overshadow Metal Sonichu and be Chris's punching bag for the next few comics. | Chris has revealed that he will toss Count Graduon into the Moon, and the Count will overshadow Metal Sonichu and be Chris's punching bag for the next few comics. | ||
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[[Image:Themfingmoon.jpg|thumb|left|What will inevitably happen if Chris keeps shooting all the bad guys to the moon.]] | [[Image:Themfingmoon.jpg|thumb|left|What will inevitably happen if Chris keeps shooting all the bad guys to the moon.]] | ||
Although he has softened his stance regarding [[alcohol]], Chris remains firmly opposed to tobacky. The | Although he has softened his stance regarding [[alcohol]], Chris remains firmly opposed to [[tobacky]]. The Moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot — not the Sun, according to the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009. | ||
{{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, showing that there is no limit to how stupid he can be.}} | {{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, showing that there is no limit to how stupid he can be.}} | ||
Now, he's definitely [[Honor Roll|confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system,"]] but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. On a similar note, he seems to have missed the memo that Pluto is no longer a planet as of 2006, as he only watches cartoons as opposed to news programs. Also, regarding Chris's claim of tobacky poisoning the solar system, he fails to realize that any matter, let alone tobacco and the chemicals that give it the burning smell, that reaches a distance to the | Now, he's definitely [[Honor Roll|confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system,"]] but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. On a similar note, he seems to have missed the memo that Pluto is no longer a planet as of 2006, as he only watches cartoons as opposed to news programs. Also, regarding Chris's claim of tobacky poisoning the solar system, he fails to realize that any matter, let alone tobacco and the chemicals that give it the burning smell, that reaches a distance to the Sun beyond Mercury's [[Wikipedia:Apsis|perhelion]] is vaporized into hydrogen and helium atoms because of the intense thermoneuclear energy constantly generated by the Sun. However, this fact will not permeate through Chris's hollow skull because he's too retarded to grasp even basic science. | ||
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Revision as of 22:45, 24 September 2010
The Moon (Luna; Σελήνη Selene) is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity that is of comparable size to Chris's ego. It also plays an important role in the Sonichu universe.
The Moon to Chris
While the Moon is generally considered an object of beauty and mystery, Chris sees it as nothing more than a garbage dump/prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables," chiefly tobacky and evil dudes. (See below)
In the comics
The Moon first appeared in Sonichu #0, where Sonichu and Rosechu both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.
In Sonichu #1, the generic, throw-away villain Metal Sonichu was defeated and tossed into the Moon by Sonic and Sonichu.
Silvana was born and raised on the Moon by Count Graduon, who also gave her a penis for no real reason. She is quoted in an interview with Sonichu's News Dash as saying that the Moon is "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon".
In Sonichu #6, magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog Patti-chan into a sentient being capable of human speech.
Sonichu #10 indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular Moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.
Chris has revealed that he will toss Count Graduon into the Moon, and the Count will overshadow Metal Sonichu and be Chris's punching bag for the next few comics.
In reality
Although he has softened his stance regarding alcohol, Chris remains firmly opposed to tobacky. The Moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot — not the Sun, according to the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an IRC chat from January 2009.
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well. | ” |
| Chris, showing that there is no limit to how stupid he can be. | ||
Now, he's definitely confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system," but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. On a similar note, he seems to have missed the memo that Pluto is no longer a planet as of 2006, as he only watches cartoons as opposed to news programs. Also, regarding Chris's claim of tobacky poisoning the solar system, he fails to realize that any matter, let alone tobacco and the chemicals that give it the burning smell, that reaches a distance to the Sun beyond Mercury's perhelion is vaporized into hydrogen and helium atoms because of the intense thermoneuclear energy constantly generated by the Sun. However, this fact will not permeate through Chris's hollow skull because he's too retarded to grasp even basic science.
