Difference between revisions of "RuleCWC"
| Line 4: | Line 4: | ||
Ignoring, for a moment, the hijacking of another setting, even the very name given to this setting is an example of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|arrogance]] and also his complete lack of [[Chris and art|creativity]]. Rather than creating an original name, he simply opted to slap his initials on it, much in the same way as he did to his [[CWCville|primary setting]]. It should also be noted that the name of the setting is about as [[SingStar Challenge|pleasing to the ear as the screams of burning children]]. If Chris were capable of even the slightest degree of phonetic savvy he may have opted for a more pleasing yet no less self-glorifying, "[[Autism|Highfunctioningrule]]". | Ignoring, for a moment, the hijacking of another setting, even the very name given to this setting is an example of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|arrogance]] and also his complete lack of [[Chris and art|creativity]]. Rather than creating an original name, he simply opted to slap his initials on it, much in the same way as he did to his [[CWCville|primary setting]]. It should also be noted that the name of the setting is about as [[SingStar Challenge|pleasing to the ear as the screams of burning children]]. If Chris were capable of even the slightest degree of phonetic savvy he may have opted for a more pleasing yet no less self-glorifying, "[[Autism|Highfunctioningrule]]". | ||
RuleCWC is ruled by a childless King and Queen, who adopted [[Zelina Rosechu|Zelina]] when she hatched as a [[Rosee]] in their court, and made her their successor. She grew up to become [[Zelina Rosechu]] (a ripoff of [[Amy Rose]], [[Raichu]], [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Princess Zelda]], and [[Wikipedia:Morgana Macawber|Morgana Macawber]]). Meanwhile, Darkbind Sonee hatched in RuleCWC forest - he evolved into [[Darkbind Sonichu]] (a ripoff of [[Sonic]], [[Pikachu]], [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]], and [[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|Darkwing Duck]]). He was trained by a "rogue master swordsman" and an owl named King Alistair. | RuleCWC is ruled by a childless King and Queen, who adopted [[Zelina Rosechu|Zelina]] when she hatched as a [[Rosee]] in their court, and made her their successor. She grew up to become [[Zelina Rosechu]] (a ripoff of [[Amy Rose]], [[Raichu]], [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Princess Zelda]], and [[Wikipedia:Morgana Macawber|Morgana Macawber]]). Meanwhile, Darkbind Sonee hatched in RuleCWC forest - he evolved into [[Darkbind Sonichu]] (a ripoff of [[Sonic]], [[Pikachu]], [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]], and [[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|Darkwing Duck]]). He was trained by a "rogue master swordsman" and an owl named King Alistair.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref> | ||
[[Clawdorf]] (a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Ganondorf|Ganondorf]]) also lives in RuleCWC. | [[Clawdorf]] (a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Ganondorf|Ganondorf]]) also lives in RuleCWC, and placed eternal sleep over the princess, until Ultra Sonichu woke her. | ||
Aside from being the initial location of two of the [[Sonichu Balls]], RuleCWC serves absolutely no importance to the storyline whatsoever. Its backstory/subplot, first opened in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], remained unaddressed until [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when [[Ultra Sonichu]] descended on Zelina in a cloud of glory and woke her from her coma with his deus ex machina powers. Chris did this in response to wide accusations by [[trolls|fans]] that the subplot was left hanging, but rather than wrap up the useless stump he chose to [[fail|leave it open]] by awakening Clawdorf. | Aside from being the initial location of two of the [[Sonichu Balls]], RuleCWC serves absolutely no importance to the storyline whatsoever. Its backstory/subplot, first opened in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], remained unaddressed until [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when [[Ultra Sonichu]] descended on Zelina in a cloud of glory and woke her from her coma with his deus ex machina powers. Chris did this in response to wide accusations by [[trolls|fans]] that the subplot was left hanging, but rather than wrap up the useless stump he chose to [[fail|leave it open]] by awakening Clawdorf. | ||
Revision as of 16:20, 27 September 2010
RuleCWC (pronounced [ˈruːlkwɪk]) is Chris's idiotic version of Hyrule, a fictional country depicted in The Legend of Zelda series of games.
Ignoring, for a moment, the hijacking of another setting, even the very name given to this setting is an example of Chris's arrogance and also his complete lack of creativity. Rather than creating an original name, he simply opted to slap his initials on it, much in the same way as he did to his primary setting. It should also be noted that the name of the setting is about as pleasing to the ear as the screams of burning children. If Chris were capable of even the slightest degree of phonetic savvy he may have opted for a more pleasing yet no less self-glorifying, "Highfunctioningrule".
RuleCWC is ruled by a childless King and Queen, who adopted Zelina when she hatched as a Rosee in their court, and made her their successor. She grew up to become Zelina Rosechu (a ripoff of Amy Rose, Raichu, Princess Zelda, and Morgana Macawber). Meanwhile, Darkbind Sonee hatched in RuleCWC forest - he evolved into Darkbind Sonichu (a ripoff of Sonic, Pikachu, Link, and Darkwing Duck). He was trained by a "rogue master swordsman" and an owl named King Alistair.[1]
Clawdorf (a ripoff of Ganondorf) also lives in RuleCWC, and placed eternal sleep over the princess, until Ultra Sonichu woke her.
Aside from being the initial location of two of the Sonichu Balls, RuleCWC serves absolutely no importance to the storyline whatsoever. Its backstory/subplot, first opened in Sonichu #6, remained unaddressed until Sonichu #10, when Ultra Sonichu descended on Zelina in a cloud of glory and woke her from her coma with his deus ex machina powers. Chris did this in response to wide accusations by fans that the subplot was left hanging, but rather than wrap up the useless stump he chose to leave it open by awakening Clawdorf.
