Biology

At one point in his life, Chris believed that it was possible to 'recycle' his Navy by drinking it; while he was technically recycling the nutrients, he didn't understand that during digestion, it would be destroyed rather than re-enter the body the same as when it left.

Biology is the natural science that studies life and living organisms, including their physical structure, chemical processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution. Chris has talked a lot about biology and therefore fails hardest at it. Chris surprisingly accepts biological facts such as evolution and vaccines which many Christians reject. Nevertheless, he still has facts jumbled up and would often end up speaking nonsense when speaking about these topics.

Reproductive biology

One of the most well known fact about Chris is that he drinks his semen, he mixed up his knowledge on the sperm and egg and thinks the sperm count is a fixed number that goes on decreasing every time he nuts, to counter act this supposed decrease he drinks his own semen to make sure he can get 13 year old boys pregnant. He also believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable not knowing the only thing this will do is give him ice cubes to use in his fanta.

Chris also learned that transgender women can get periods from a facebook post which is false. The only way Chris could have blood flowing out his ass is by ramming medallions up there. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this is impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of perids caused due to changes in hormones released by the female brain and uterus since Chris lacks both a uterus and a brain he is imagining his symptoms.

He also listens to certain audio tracks on youtube which claim to magically help sprout a vagina. After a while of listening to them, he felt up his junk and confused his pubic symphysis for a vulva and sliced open his taint. This not only shows his belief in pseudoscience but also proves he has no idea where a vagina is.

Penis

Chris thinks the penis is an outwardly grown clitoris.

Sexual Reassignment

Chris thinks that it's possible to grow a labia underneath ones taint by listening to special audio files and that it can be freed by slicing a hole with a kitchen knife.

Vagina

Mary Lee Walsh's china seems oddly positioned. How to ruin a friendship in the most thorough of ways.

Having been a virgin with rage in the past, Chris's constant involvement with sex dolls and piles upon piles of porn have warped his perception of what a vagina truly is. Having used sex dolls, Chris often locates the vagina as higher than it should be (i.e; below the belly button). In Sonichu and Rosechu's luv shack, one of the photos features Mary Lee Walsh. Walsh is depicted stroking her genitalia, wanting a jerkop slave to lick her pussy. Her vagina is clearly deformed, having the ability to stretch as much as Chris depicted, opening at the diameter of a normal person's hand-span something that can only be achieved through years of fisting, meaning Count Graduon has been of more use to her than once implied.

Another instance of Chris proving his ignorance of basic female anatomy is the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG image. Not only is Megan's torso completely straight and has no waist, but once again Chris makes the vaginal opening far too large and uses blue lines to depict her squirtin', causing it to look like she has blue pubic hair.

Neuroscience

Chris rejects the existence of asperger's syndrome though it is a well proven syndrome in the scientific community. He thinks that people with aspergers steal the limelight from people with autism though this doesn't make any sense since both of them are incredibly similar and on the same spectrum. Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.

Health and Disease

Chris relationship with health and disease is hit or miss that is, he is hit with diseases and misses health.

During the COVID-19 pandemic Chris refused to learn about the symptoms of the virus saying it will make him more prone to being infected. He also watched the anime Cells at Work, a series featuring anthropomorphic blood cells taking care of a human body and claimed it would boost his immune system. Possibly thinking being worried of the disease will weaken his immune system and being happy will increase his immunity.