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| {{collapsible|Anaxis's summary|A member of the server notes that somebody named "Snoo" was involved in the situation, and might be the same person as Fiona. Recognizing that name, I explain to WCT (who is in shock over the news of the call spreading like wildfire across the Internet) who Snoo is and her past history obsessing over Chris and getting into conflicts with the Watchmen. WCT questions if she was actually the leaker, and I express uncertainty. WCT then states that Fiona was already in the Knights server, which I express confusion over, mistakenly believing that Bella and the "an0nym0us" account were two different individuals who had joined the server. WCT goes to check again, and states that he was wrong (in reality, he wasn't). | | {{Main|Knights Chats - Incest Drama}} |
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| At this point, we learn that Chris had been kicked out of his house and served an [[Emergency Protective Order|emergency protective order]] keeping him away from Barb, and that Bella was the one who Chris had confided his secret to.
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| In an "emergency call" hosted by WCT, we discuss what we knew about the situation. I focus on Snoo and her involvement, noting that she may be the key to all of this. We all have differing opinions over how Chris will be treated by the law and how likely it is that he actually did commit the crime. We listen to the leaked audio again together and comment on it, and I share a video I was given of Snoo cosplaying as Classic Chris and reenacting one of his old trolling videos.}}
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| {{collapsible|#cwc-general (Second Layer)|
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| {{AbsentChris}}
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker = Silvia|time = 07:48 AM|Any news?
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| I feel like it could be a member of praetor}}
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| {{quoteboxwhite|speaker = [REDACTED]|time = 11:55 AM|Apparently someone named Snoo is involved, who's known for wanting to have sex with Chris or something. Chris also mentioned a Fiona in the call and that's supposedly Snoo's name.
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| Someone posted this cap in the CWCki Server, about Snoo editing the call.
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| ''[Broken image attachment]''}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 01:07 PM|''[Replying to "Broken image attachment"]''
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| I KNEW IT}}
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker = Silvia|time = 01:42 PM|PIKCHU NUMBER 2
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| Fucking Helena copycat lol}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:11 PM|Oh no
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| Not Snoo}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 02:11 PM|did chris fuck his mom
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| sorry jusf woke up
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| towelsweat<ref name = "towelsweat">[https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/864796314076577793.png Emote of sweating emoji with a towel on its head.]</ref>}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:12 PM|That's what the entire internet is currently saying
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| The cwcki server is going nuts rn
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| Has Chris said anything?}}
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| {{quoteboxwhite|speaker = [REDACTED]|time = 02:14 PM|Only put out a tweet asking people to withdraw from gossip/rumors.
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| https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1421143897795964936}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 02:14 PM|i thought there was a recording}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:15 PM|He means that this is the only public statement that Chris has made since the recording came out
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| And it's just another tarot reading}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:16 PM|i'm gonna be honest right now:}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 02:16 PM|''[Defunct YouTube link to "Chris Chan Admits to having sex with his Mother" by EllDudeRocks]''}}
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| {{quoteboxwhite|speaker = [REDACTED]|time = 02:17 PM|Apparently there's a social worker at Chris's house. Someone photographed a car there.}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 02:17 PM|chris is pretty dismissive of gossip around him in general, so I don't think he's in a rush to deny it}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:17 PM|''[Replying to "i'm gonna be honest right now:"]''
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| I wouldn't be surprised if more VCs have yet to be leaked.}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 02:18 PM|ok so he did
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| he says it himself}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:19 PM|HOLY SHIT
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| ''[[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857519937686208512/870732269722157066/download.png Cropped screenshot of the title of a YouTube video, reading "Chris Chan Admits to having sex with his Mother."]]''
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| and its trending on Twitter too. lol}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 02:21 PM|could be faked the audio is edited}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:22 PM|there is a full version.
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| holy shit, people have been bombarding my Discord DMs about Chris.
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| me hearing the news after I just got out of bed. -
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| ''[[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857519937686208512/870733424736997426/image0.png Picture of a character from Thomas and Friends, partially in his pajamas with an annoyed/disgusted look on his face.]]''}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:23 PM|Apparently Snoo and Fiona are the same person
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| This is bad}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:24 PM|''[Replying to "This is bad"]''
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| indeed.}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:24 PM|Apparently she was the one who leaked all of this}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:25 PM|do we know anything about her?
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| and what the motives are?}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:26 PM|She's this crazy girl who is obsessed with Chris
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| ''[1 sonichudizzy<ref name = "SonichuDizzy" /> reaction]''
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| Like, wants to fuck him obsessed
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| Idk if you remember, but the first time that Val got banned from the cwcki server was because he doxed her YT channel of her, I think imitating the YandereDev "drink from the cum chalice" thing?
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| And that was because she texted Chris and made that fact known on one of his livestreams
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| After she was banned from the cwcki server, she seemed to get more and more obsessed after the fact, to the point where she would make tik toks dressing up as classic chris and dancing}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:29 PM|''[Replying to "After she was banned from the cwcki server, she seemed to get more and more obsessed after the fact, to the point where she would make tik toks dressing up as classic chris and dancing"]''
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| ''[[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857519937686208512/870733424736997426/image0.png Picture of a character from Thomas and Friends, partially in his pajamas with an annoyed/disgusted look on his face.]]''
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| And she leaks shit because Chris won't fuck her?}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 02:30 PM|is she hot}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:31 PM|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:31 PM|''[Replying to "And she leaks shit because Chris won't fuck her?"]''
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| I'm not certain. If she is Fiona, and they're supposedly planning to share a hotel room together?}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:32 PM|''[Replying to "is she hot"]''
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| Not in my opinion}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:32 PM|''[Replying to "https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/"]''
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| Oh no}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 02:32 PM|okay then i don't care}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:33 PM|''[Replying to "I'm not certain. If she is Fiona, and they're supposedly planning to share a hotel room together?"]''
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| ...
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| uh oh.}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:33 PM|Well, if Chris gets arrested, that may not even come to pass}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:33 PM|Isn't Fiona in this server right now?}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:33 PM|What?
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| Wait
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| One of the Praetors here is bella
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| The other in an0nym0us
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| Who is she?}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:34 PM|let me check my DMs.
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| I might be wrong.}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:35 PM|That would be an insane coincidence if they were the same person, so I'm thinking they aren't}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 02:35 PM|ew he ate out his mom?}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:36 PM|We're not certain of anything at this point except that Chris has been arrested}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:36 PM|''[Replying to "I might be wrong."]''
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| yeah I'm wrong.}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 02:36 PM|not arrested, just kicked out of his house}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:36 PM|''[[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857519937686208512/870736733778628628/df043001-5334-4c43-b973-196511ae7017.png Cropped screenshot of a post by Null on Kiwi Farms, mentioning Bella and Chris's [[Emergency Protective Order]] that bars him from his house.]]''}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:39 PM|Where is he being kept then?}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:41 PM|no idea.
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| Looks like Bella has some explaining to do.}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:46 PM|Well guys.
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| safe to say we didn't see that one coming. }}
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| }}
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| ''NOTE: A call took place between myself and the other Knights and was not recorded, so the only evidence I have of it taking place are these chat transcripts of myself and others who didn't have their mics turned on, reacting to external audio and video. Keep this in mind when trying to evaluate context.''
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| {{collapsible|private-voice-chat (Second Layer)|
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| {{AbsentChris}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 02:57 PM|Emergency call. @everyone}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:57 PM|Hello
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| This has been a day
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| I don't think anyone did}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 02:58 PM|do you have anything important to say or should I continue eating my sandwich and watching minecraft videos}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 02:58 PM|I woke up and the cwcki server was going batshit}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 02:58 PM|i cant talk atm
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| so they don't want responsibility
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| but they want to cause shit
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| they are scumbags
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| it sounds like he was encouraged to fuck his mom}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:01 PM|It's legit in the sense that Chris is the one saying the words
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| His intent however, is a different beast entirely
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| Kicking them out won't accomplish anything
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| If they're here, we can keep an eye on them
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| Yeah
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| Has Chris ever mentioned someone named Snoo before?
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| Hopefully there will be a next time}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:04 PM|i dont think they can just arrest him with no evidence}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:04 PM|You think he's still gonna try and go to Ponycon after this?}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:04 PM|yes}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:04 PM|Or would the police interpret it as him fleeing the state?}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:05 PM|for a misdominer with a max of 1 year? lol}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:07 PM|Yeah, this is biggest spike in traffic the server has ever gotten
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| Especially since the cwcki is down from a huge spike of traffic as well
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| So they have nowhere else to go but here}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:08 PM|this is like the 9/11 of christory
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| but he says it himself}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:08 PM|On the plus side, we reached level 3}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:08 PM|is the real kicker}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:08 PM|We're officially discord.gg/sonichu}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:09 PM|chris RAPES his mom}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:09 PM|We need to ask questions about Snoo once he gets back
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| ''[1 sonichuthink<ref name = "sonichuthink" /> reaction]''
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| She might be the key to all of this
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| Doesn't shock me
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| He's apathetic, I guess}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:11 PM|''[[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858363511691018260/870745411881689088/85e56ec7-094a-4dc4-93a4-0ff54f6d7b64.png Screenshot of a post on Kiwi Farms by user DawnDusk, expressing a belief that Chris's story is too complex and detailed to be made up.]]''}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:11 PM|Can hardly blame him}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:12 PM|it was his mom
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| the entire time (edited)}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:12 PM|The lady friend}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:12 PM|legit?}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:12 PM|The silver fox
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| Or cougar, I guess}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:13 PM|was it really his mom he was talking about?}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:13 PM|no it totally was}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:13 PM|We have no idea}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:13 PM|it makes perfect sense}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:13 PM|There are a lot of players in this situation}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:13 PM|it does...}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:13 PM|Bella, Fiona, anonymous, Barb...
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| The lady friend
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| Oh
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| Wait
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| Who's the second Praetor then?}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:13 PM|come on if chris got a real fuckbuddy he would not be able to not talk about it, unless it was his mom}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:13 PM|Ah, Fifi}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:14 PM|because he knows thats shameful}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:14 PM|she probably isn't saying shit to you until she gets a curated answer from her people}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:14 PM|We should ask the Praetors if they know about Snoo
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| Whether they say shit or not will say a lot
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| Well, those "emergency funds" allocated will sure come in handy now}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:16 PM|snoo}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:16 PM|Doesn't matter, she's elderly and it's still a crime}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:16 PM|Snoorlax}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:16 PM|''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeiymfweViM YouTube link to "leaked chris chan: admits rapng his mother [FULL AUDIO<nowiki>]</nowiki>" by Dr. Retard]]''}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:16 PM|ok}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:17 PM|I'm sure the case will entirely ride on barb's inspection and testimony to the hospital and if they find nothing I'm sure they'll drop it}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:17 PM|Agreed
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| It's too quiet}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:18 PM|its quiet}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:18 PM|Turn up your computer volume
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| Play it
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| Play the video
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| Hm, still quiet
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| Maybe it is a setting on discord}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:20 PM|its better for me}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:21 PM|It's fine}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:21 PM|shes encouraging it
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| who is this whore
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| "incest fanfics have come true"
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| yikeds
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| ''[[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858363511691018260/870748486172311573/1627666556397m-jpg.png Picture of the "Who need they pussy ate" meme, modified so the man is Chris and the woman is Barb, with the man's dialogue altered to read "Who needs their Barbussy ate?"]]''}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:23 PM|Found the infamous video of Snoo
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| ''[Defunct video attachment]''
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| ''[2 sonichudizzy<ref name = "SonichuDizzy" /> reactions]''}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:24 PM|oh yeah that isn't attractive
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| would not have sex with}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:24 PM|is that a guy}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:24 PM|No, it's a girl}}
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| {{quoteboxkiwi|speaker = The Fool|time = 03:24 PM|autistic women look like men}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:25 PM|has a man jaw}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:25 PM|She's just got really short hair}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:25 PM|no "she" looks like an asian male
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| "it took a few tries"
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| oh my fucking god}}
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| {{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:25 PM|''[Replying to "Defunct video attachment"]''
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| CRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNGGGGEEEE
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| ''[[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858363511691018260/870748954831228998/18.jpg Picture of a crested duck.]]''}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:26 PM|Rewind it}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:26 PM|imagine fucking your mom
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| what the fuck
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| exactly
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| WTf}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:27 PM|Not out of the realm of possibility}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:27 PM|This is Disgusting
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| magichan<ref name = "magichan" />}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:28 PM|Indeed
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| There's the mention of "Fiona"
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| Who might be Snoo?}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:29 PM|they go to mcdonalds
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| shes egging him on
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| shes acting as if its a good THING}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:30 PM|The speaker is probably the one who leaked it if this is a one-on-one call}}
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| {{quoteboxonion|speaker = Para|time = 03:33 PM|what happened there
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| lol}}
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Lainchu (Anaxis)|time = 03:34 PM|At least he didn't record himself doing the deed}}
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| ===The WCT's Lost Chat With Chris=== | | ===The WCT's Lost Chat With Chris=== |