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'''Greetings to Kaceys | '''Greetings to Kaceys folks''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] where, being an [[Niggos|old-fashioned]] kinda guy, impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] introduces himself to [[Kacey]]'s parents. In order to present himself as a [[List of Chris's Lies|decent human being]], he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own [[fail]]ures, [[Autism|shortcomings]], and [[Chris and anger|serious anger management issues.]] He also appears satisfied with his [[CWC 30 Push Ups|recent video demonstration that he cannot do push-ups.]] | ||
"A Whole New World" from Disney's ''Aladdin'' plays throughout, leftover from [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|his previous video]] which was directed to Kacey. | |||
== Video == | ==Video== | ||
{{quote|Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Dee, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo.|Ian's description text for the video}} | |||
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===Transcript=== | |||
[''"A Whole New World" is heard in background''] | |||
Good day, Mr and Mrs ''Dee'', [[Kacey]]'s parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video directed to... yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the uh, [[real Chris|previous Chris]] that uhh, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|ya'll got to know]]. Who recently went a little cra- he recently went ''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|crazy]]''... and all that, but- but this is not about tha- this is not about him, this is about me. I am 27 years old, I stand a good 5'10". I am [[Power|very strong]], a matter of fact [[CWC 30 Push Ups|I just did thirty push-ups]] which you can see in a recent [[YouTube]] video on this same YouTube account. | |||
I feel like I am [[honest]], [[List of Chris's lies|loyal]] and [[Monthly tugboat|reliable]]. I like to- I prefer to keep a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|soft]] [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|spoken]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|tone]] [[Sign Destruction Video|of]] [[Chris Loses It|voice]]. Bu- but when I have to, I can be [[Chris and anger|argumentative and... d-such]]. I like pu- I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes sometimes takes me a while to think about things, but yeah like you know if it doesn't take much thought or if I can come up with a decision my way and [''click''] quick as- quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, it definitely took a while, you know, to get to know Kacey to realize that I that I loved her- that I care about her very much and I [[love]] her. | |||
But anyway. I feel like I am of [[April 16 Fetish Vids|good boyfriend material]]. Like I said because of my honest- my honesty and reliability and b- and my loyalty. So, uh, so hopefully with your consent, uhh... ya'll will allow me to, uh, get me [[Fuck quest|closer with your daughter]] in communication and in... you know, [[china|location]]. She and I have already met in person, s-she can tell you herself about her first impressions o-of me and as well as seconds impressions because we met a second time as well. Hmm. But anyway, there was a but anyway, I-anyway when the time comes I look forward to meeting you both. So.. I bid y'all a safe and pleasant day. Thank you. | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] | |||
*[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|SHE IS MINE NOW]] | |||
{{Sweetheart Videos}} | {{Sweetheart Videos}} | ||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
Revision as of 15:15, 31 October 2009
Greetings to Kaceys folks is a video uploaded on 31 October 2009 where, being an old-fashioned kinda guy, impostor Ian Brandon Anderson introduces himself to Kacey's parents. In order to present himself as a decent human being, he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own failures, shortcomings, and serious anger management issues. He also appears satisfied with his recent video demonstration that he cannot do push-ups.
"A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin plays throughout, leftover from his previous video which was directed to Kacey.
Video
| “ | Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Dee, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo. | ” |
| Ian's description text for the video | ||
Transcript
["A Whole New World" is heard in background]
Good day, Mr and Mrs Dee, Kacey's parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video directed to... yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the uh, previous Chris that uhh, ya'll got to know. Who recently went a little cra- he recently went crazy... and all that, but- but this is not about tha- this is not about him, this is about me. I am 27 years old, I stand a good 5'10". I am very strong, a matter of fact I just did thirty push-ups which you can see in a recent YouTube video on this same YouTube account.
I feel like I am honest, loyal and reliable. I like to- I prefer to keep a soft spoken tone of voice. Bu- but when I have to, I can be argumentative and... d-such. I like pu- I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes sometimes takes me a while to think about things, but yeah like you know if it doesn't take much thought or if I can come up with a decision my way and [click] quick as- quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, it definitely took a while, you know, to get to know Kacey to realize that I that I loved her- that I care about her very much and I love her.
But anyway. I feel like I am of good boyfriend material. Like I said because of my honest- my honesty and reliability and b- and my loyalty. So, uh, so hopefully with your consent, uhh... ya'll will allow me to, uh, get me closer with your daughter in communication and in... you know, location. She and I have already met in person, s-she can tell you herself about her first impressions o-of me and as well as seconds impressions because we met a second time as well. Hmm. But anyway, there was a but anyway, I-anyway when the time comes I look forward to meeting you both. So.. I bid y'all a safe and pleasant day. Thank you.
See also