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{{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, failing at basic science.}} | {{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, failing at basic science.}} | ||
Now, he's definitely [[Honor Roll|confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system,"]] but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. | Now, he's definitely [[Honor Roll|confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system,"]] but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. Also, regarding Chris's claim of tobacky poisoning the solar system, he fails to realize that any matter, let alone tobacco and the chemicals that give it the burning smell, that reaches a distance to the sun beyond Mercury's [[Wikipedia:Apsis|perhelion]] is vaporized into Hydrogen and Helium atoms because of the intense thermoneuclear energy constantly generated by the sun. However, this fact will not permeate through Chris's hollow skull because he's too retarded to grasp even basic science. | ||
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Revision as of 19:37, 23 April 2010
The Motherfucking Moon is the only natural satellite of Earth. It is also the only entity that is a comparable size to Chris's ego. It also plays an important role in the Sonichu universe.
The Moon to Chris
While the Moon is generally considered an object of beauty and mystery, Chris sees it as nothing more than a garbage dump/prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables," chiefly tobacky and evil dudes. (See below)
In the Comics
The Moon first appeared in Sonichu 0, where Sonichu and Rosechu both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.
In Sonichu 1, the generic, throw-away villain Metal Sonichu was defeated and tossed into the Moon by Sonic and Sonichu. He is supposedly still operational, and foreshadowed to return in later comics.
Silvana was born and raised on the Moon by Count Graduon, who also gave her a penis for no real reason. She is quoted in an interview with Sonichu's News Dash as saying that the Moon is "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon".
In Sonichu 6, magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog Patti-chan into a sentient being capable of human speech.
Sonichu 10 indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free weed, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.
Chris has revealed that he will toss Count Graduon into the Moon, and the Count will overshadow Metal Sonichu and be Chris's punching bag for the next few comics.
In reality
Although he has softened his stance regarding alcohol, Chris remains firmly opposed to tobacky. The moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot — not the sun, according to the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an IRC chat from January 2009.
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well. | ” |
| Chris, failing at basic science. | ||
Now, he's definitely confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system," but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. Also, regarding Chris's claim of tobacky poisoning the solar system, he fails to realize that any matter, let alone tobacco and the chemicals that give it the burning smell, that reaches a distance to the sun beyond Mercury's perhelion is vaporized into Hydrogen and Helium atoms because of the intense thermoneuclear energy constantly generated by the sun. However, this fact will not permeate through Chris's hollow skull because he's too retarded to grasp even basic science.
