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*[http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/darklotus/juggalofamily.html The actual lyrics] | *[http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/darklotus/juggalofamily.html The actual lyrics] | ||
*[http://tubedubber.com/#_YWgTHW2NAg:pcMK1UwTpYw:0:100:0:0:true Dubbed with the real song] | |||
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Revision as of 11:11, 17 October 2010
"Hello, Juffalo" (or "Hello, Juffalo.MOV") is another video in which Chris fails at life, performing "Juggalo Family" by Dark Lotus and fucking up the lyrics constantly.
Chris tries hard to act like a Juggalo by painting his face like a Sonichu-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. He also gives a shout-out to "Juffalos", which is apparently a Juggalo term for superficial poseurs who don't understand the depth and complexity of clown-related rap music.
This is the second time Chris wore makeup, with the first time being shown in War Paint Video.
He dedicates this song to an unnamed gal pal, whose influence likely explains the sudden influx of Chris-chan rap videos.
Video
| Hello, Juffalo | |
| Stardate | 18 December 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Music  Gal pals
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  Straight White Lines
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous IPods Down and Listen Up |
next 20 December 2009 |
Transcript
Captain's Rockin' Log, fans, and we're rockin 'it out loud with Juffalo family for my gal pal.
And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless." I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus. United we stand, squashing all deadly fo-ces. Been to Hell, could've spent an eternity there. All the bad shit I done, I should still be there. Juggalos can ya feel me, worldwide, running with the hatchet straight out of Lotus Pod? Always got th' end screaming Juggalos [indistinct, attempts to mumble lyrics] Juggalos, Dark Lotus. Psychopathic, that's the way you go. They keep me going when I'm down and out. I pick phone up, drop them a line and hear them shout saying, "[indistinct] is the shit," until I'm down in the ground! I give a shout to all the homos and the chinas who keep me started. All my Juggalos always representing when departed.
[mumbling stops, shouting begins] Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me, I'll-always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll always have a Juggalo familaaaay!
Six individual pelt over and stiff. They try to ride away don't follow my chain..there's be a dirt filled grit and grind. Goodbye Juggalo..[mumbles] What's mine is yours. That's why I go to a dark carnival and show you a different world. [mumbles]-juggalo, hatchet! Tell 'em I'm gonna be sucking your dick! Bitch be psychopathic! On my iPod be living it all along..[mumbles]- of the sunlight! [mumbles]-for so many years that I question the love in my heart. I hate everyone and I hate everything. Except all the Juggalos and the love that they bring! I love ya!
Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me, I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me, I'll always have a Juggalo family!
[Chris struggles to keep up with the lyrics while ICP music is playing in the background]—still be saggy, I wouldn't be fat; I'd still be hungry and crabby. We used to buy our own records at the stores, so they would think it was a hot seller, in other words. But we built a team of killers with the same dream, but we couldn't reach the top; we'd stay like Charlie Sheen. We finally realized we will always have the Juggalos. I'll never give another second to them other hoes!
Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will about me! I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll always have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; say what you will of me. [indistinct] of me. I'll always have a Juggalo family.
[Chris makes retarded poses while slurring "Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus"]
And they wanted to know if I would trade ten Juggalos for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred thousand mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless."
Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways have a Juggalo family. Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways have a Juggalo family. [clears throat] Dead bodies make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways have a Juggalo family. [fades out] Mass murder make me happy; dead bodies make me happy. Say what you will of me. I'll-lways got a Juggalo family.
See also
- Fan:Choose Your Own Adventure, which predicted that Chris would become a Juggalo
External links
| ⇐ IPods Down and Listen Up | Chris's videos | 20 December 2009 ⇒ |