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Hey! You! I know you. I have your name! You live in Sacramento, California. I have a detective on the case, and I am going to send him against you as soon as possible. Which- that would be in the next few days, or tomorrow when I can get in touch with him. And I ''will'' get in touch with him. And you think you’re ''so'' smart and you think you’re '''so''' corny by doing the things that you have done so far, mister '''''hacker'''''! You think you’re so smart? Well, you know what? You're just a naïve retard! And naïve is my least favorite word because it ''sounds'' like nails on a chalkboard. You naïve retarded bastard! You should just go ha- you should just go hang yourself, after you have given me back what you have stolen from me. Do it '''''NOW'''''! Give 'em back to me! Or I will send the detective and the police on your case. You bastard, you- naïve retarded bastard. | [[CWC_"Boyfriend"|Hey! You!]] I know you. I have your name! You live in Sacramento, California. I have a detective on the case, and I am going to send him against you as soon as possible. Which- that would be in the next few days, or tomorrow when I can get in touch with him. And I ''will'' get in touch with him. And you think you’re ''so'' smart and you think you’re '''so''' corny by doing the things that you have done so far, mister '''''hacker'''''! You think you’re so smart? Well, you know what? You're just a naïve retard! And naïve is my least favorite word because it ''sounds'' like nails on a chalkboard. You naïve retarded bastard! You should just go ha- you should just go hang yourself, after you have given me back what you have stolen from me. Do it '''''NOW'''''! Give 'em back to me! Or I will send the detective and the police on your case. You bastard, you- naïve retarded bastard. | ||
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Revision as of 04:06, 6 January 2012
CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers is a series of three videos posted on 10 July 2009 by Chris for three individuals: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. Their accounts were already closed when the videos were posted.
Deemed "Too Hot for YouTube" for Chris's very blunt and inflammatory rhetoric (calling individuals retards, telling individuals to kill themselves, etc.), it led to an immediate suspension of his account. Luckily a brave patriot discovered them when they were new and mirrored them, allowing them to then be archived by the TheCWCvilleLibrary for great justice. Each video begins with Chris holding up a piece of paper with the user's name written on it and playing the same recorded disclaimer in the background.
Ironically, Chris called the users "naïve" and revealed his particular disdain for this word calling it "the most cruelest of words", and then he proceeded to butcher its definition by saying it meant being stupid. It has been speculated on PVCC that he might have been slightly intoxicated when making the videos.
It was eventually revealed that OxycleanFanatic was in fact, Samantha Thaddeus, daughter of Jack Thaddeus, who was assisting her father in holding Chris's PSN hostage. She called Chris out on this video in the Samantha Thaddeus E-mails.
CWC Calls Out ShmionSonozaki
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| CWC Calls Out ShmionSonozaki | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 July 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Shirt |  The Referee
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC Update 7 July 2009 |
next CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool |
Transcript
[The screen shows a piece of paper with the name ‘ShmionSonozaki’ written on it in felt tip pen.]
The following is addressed to this individual, whose YouTube account is this only. The opinions and if— feelings and emotions expressed in this video are not... res— are not representative towards any persons other than this one. [pause] Thank you very much.
[camera cut to Chris]
Hello! Hmm... you hide under a veil. I don’t know, are you a pretty woman? Or are you a- or are ya hide a beard underneath that veil? Or do you hide that beard? Perhaps you are actually a dude, or even worse, a hermaphrodite. You know what, you gettin' not much of response from me, because, you even deleted your own account! You are such a cowardly, naïve, retarded, individual. Naïve is the cruelest of words,cause it questions one's intelbi—intelligence And that’s why I’m calling you... you naïve retard.
[jump cut]
And also, I know you live [short pause] in Pennsylvania.
CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 July 2009 |
| Performance Style | Rage
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| Shirt | The Referee
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC Calls Out ShmionSonozaki |
next CWC Calls Out oxycleanfanatic2264 |
Transcript
[The screen shows a piece of paper with the name ‘sonichuizcool’ written on it in felt tip pen.]
The following is addressed to this individual, whose YouTube account is this only. The opinions and if— feelings and emotions expressed in this video are not... res— are not representative towards any persons other than this one. [pause] Thank you very much.
[camera cut to Chris]
Hmm... I don’t know. You seem to hide behind a face mask, and a beanie. Who do you think you are? Tuxedo Kamen? Ah! You’re so naïve and slow in the mind. I couldn’t even give a dang about you. And if you want my trust, you’re gonna have to do some earning, then you’re gonna have to come out and into the open. You gotta come out where I can meet you. Ehh? Ehh?
Dumbass.
CWC Calls Out oxycleanfanatic2264
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| CWC Calls Out oxycleanfanatic2264 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 July 2009 |
| Performance Style | Rage
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| Shirt | The Referee
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool |
next A near public apology |
Transcript
[The screen shows a piece of paper with the name ‘oxycleanfanatic2264’ written on it in felt tip pen. Below it says 'not a YouTube handle, but... something']
The following is addressed to this individual, whose YouTube account is this only. The opinions and if— feelings and emotions expressed in this video are not... res— are not representative towards any persons other than this one. [pause] Thank you very much.
[camera cut to Chris]
Hey! You! I know you. I have your name! You live in Sacramento, California. I have a detective on the case, and I am going to send him against you as soon as possible. Which- that would be in the next few days, or tomorrow when I can get in touch with him. And I will get in touch with him. And you think you’re so smart and you think you’re so corny by doing the things that you have done so far, mister hacker! You think you’re so smart? Well, you know what? You're just a naïve retard! And naïve is my least favorite word because it sounds like nails on a chalkboard. You naïve retarded bastard! You should just go ha- you should just go hang yourself, after you have given me back what you have stolen from me. Do it NOW! Give 'em back to me! Or I will send the detective and the police on your case. You bastard, you- naïve retarded bastard.
[camera cut]
And not only that, but you are such a coward, you dare not even show your face like others have done, partially, on their YouTube videos. You are such a cowardly naïve retarded bastard!
[camera cut]
That’s right. I’m calling you out!
| ⇐ CWC Update 7 July 2009 | Chris's videos | A near public apology ⇒ |