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[[Image:Allison_Amber_2.jpg|thumb|right|Because a perfectly rational politician keeps a photo of | [[Image:Allison_Amber_2.jpg|thumb|right|Because a perfectly rational politician keeps a photo of the Gimp in the reception of his office]] | ||
The '''CWCville Mayoral Office''' is the personal workplace of [[CWCville]] Mayor | The '''CWCville Mayoral Office''' is the personal workplace of [[CWCville]] Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. It is situated inside the [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. | ||
==Layout== | ==Layout== | ||
The average architect would describe his office layout as "ridiculously huge". Though when represented in the comics, it tends to seem rather plain with basic office furnishings... or something... and painted a blue color. Still, it's pretty big cause you know... he's the mayor | The average architect would describe his office layout as "ridiculously huge". Though when represented in the comics, it tends to seem rather plain with basic office furnishings... or something... and painted a blue color. Still, it's pretty big 'cause you know... he's the mayor. How many [[Money|taxpayer dollars]] were wasted in its construction remains a mystery. Although, it is a fair assumption that [[CWCville]] citizens are heavily taxed. | ||
[[Image:Mayor's_office.jpg|thumb|center|Wow... it's... a violation of all things feng shui.]] | [[Image:Mayor's_office.jpg|thumb|center|Wow... it's... a violation of all things feng shui.]] | ||
The reception is staffed by the ever vigilant [[Allison Amber]] who | The reception is staffed by the ever vigilant [[Allison Amber]] who does all the hard work because the mayor is too lazy. | ||
As was revealed in [[Sonichu_6]], the portal to CWCville leads directly to the mayor's office. Additionally, the reception has a bunch of buttons that summon the [[Sonichu_(species)|police]], the Power Rangers, and [[Samurai_Pizza_Bots|some robots no one had even heard of until really late in the comic]]. | As was revealed in [[Sonichu_6]], the portal to CWCville leads directly to the mayor's office. Additionally, the reception has a bunch of buttons that summon the [[Sonichu_(species)|police]], the Power Rangers, and [[Samurai_Pizza_Bots|some robots no one had even heard of until really late in the comic]]. | ||
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==Communication== | ==Communication== | ||
Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger. | Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger. Not that he has ever used it for this purpose. A sudden call to come for an emergency in CWCville would have been an interesting plot device. Sadly, "interesting" need not apply to this comic. | ||
==Daily business== | ==Daily business== | ||
During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, as he neglected his duties often to fight [[Jerkops]] in the mall. | During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, as he neglected his duties often to fight [[Jerkops]] in the mall. Chris also has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so. He introduced his assistant, [[Allison Amber]], in [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]] as the person who does all of the actual work while he gets beaten-up by his [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|evil gay twin]]. | ||
Rumor has it that Chris bought his way into office, as no sane person would [[George W. Bush|elect a retarded man-child to a position of leadership]]. | Rumor has it that Chris bought his way into office, as no sane person would [[George W. Bush|elect a retarded man-child to a position of leadership]]. | ||
Revision as of 00:21, 14 February 2010
The CWCville Mayoral Office is the personal workplace of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. It is situated inside the CWCville Shopping Center.
Layout
The average architect would describe his office layout as "ridiculously huge". Though when represented in the comics, it tends to seem rather plain with basic office furnishings... or something... and painted a blue color. Still, it's pretty big 'cause you know... he's the mayor. How many taxpayer dollars were wasted in its construction remains a mystery. Although, it is a fair assumption that CWCville citizens are heavily taxed.
The reception is staffed by the ever vigilant Allison Amber who does all the hard work because the mayor is too lazy.
As was revealed in Sonichu_6, the portal to CWCville leads directly to the mayor's office. Additionally, the reception has a bunch of buttons that summon the police, the Power Rangers, and some robots no one had even heard of until really late in the comic.
Purpose
No one really knows seeing as how CWCville doesn't really seem to have a coherent government. As of yet, there doesn't seem to be any mention of town council or a forum for citizens to voice their opinions. All things you would expect of a typical mayor's office. Although the recent events of Sonichu #9 seem to show that people can call up the mayor's office when the city is under attack. Though this might be helpful for the average citizen, one has to wonder where all the administrative functions take place. At this point, we're all a little used to plot holes in Chris's comics.
In other words, it's amazingly useless.
Communication
Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger. Not that he has ever used it for this purpose. A sudden call to come for an emergency in CWCville would have been an interesting plot device. Sadly, "interesting" need not apply to this comic.
Daily business
During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, as he neglected his duties often to fight Jerkops in the mall. Chris also has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so. He introduced his assistant, Allison Amber, in Sonichu #6 as the person who does all of the actual work while he gets beaten-up by his evil gay twin.
Rumor has it that Chris bought his way into office, as no sane person would elect a retarded man-child to a position of leadership.
