War Paint Video

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A Cherokee's reaction after watching this video.

The War Paint Video (Officially titled 10142009, not be confused with another video with same title and posted the same day) is a video in which Chris delivers some sort of poem to the trolls while wearing "Indian" face paint. He then proclaims his proud Cherokee heritage while at the same time showing a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with Native American culture by repeating tired old Native American stereotypes.

Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's sports bra is visible through his shirt. There is also a set of fake boobs in the lower left corner of the frame (they are more easily seen in the later Brutal Legend video).

Video

Transcript

[Chants] Calling all trolls! Calling all trolls! You are at-We are at war! This is war! [Normally] I will not stand idly by while you take heed and mock and-curse my friends and my family. For you have dishonored me, and I will not stand for it! As I stand upon my native Cherokee heritage. I will-I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls! This is war!

AIYIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI-YI!!

[Produces the Megatron pistol seen in CWC is Angry]

Put down your wares and bring yourselves unto me. I will hun-Or I will hunt you down and really smite thee! You have been warned with the Cherokee ancestry.

[Pause]

How!

External links

Challenge for Clyde II Chris's videos 15 October 2009
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms