Apology for 9/11 Joke
Apology for 9/11 Joke is a video uploaded on 2 November 2009. In this video, Chris tries to pull an excuse for the disgusting 9/11 reference he did in his last video. Then, to add insult to injury, he starts to butcher "God Bless America" until he notices that he doesn't know the lyrics and that substituting lyrics from the American national anthem just doesn't do any good. The video ends with another lame attempt to scare away Clyde Cash.
Chris says he's making amends by showing a new picture for the joke, but instead of creating a new picture from scratch, the birthday candles in the cake picture are the towers copy-pasted directly from the World Trade Center photoshop, but with the tops removed and set on fire, because no one combines insensitivity and laziness like Chris. Once again, the responses were very negative, all stating that it was done only to save face and nothing more (which is the truth).
Video
| Apology for 9/11 Joke | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | November 2, 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Other |  Audio
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Transcript
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the uhh recent video I uploaded, which obviously was a t-terrible joke. I had no intention of e- of, uh, of offending anybody on such a wo- worldwide manner, all- I was meant only to offend Clyde and to note on how weak he was. I felt, I personally feel saddened of the day of 9/11, I care about its offenses, like the next person, anybody. Ser- I, seriously, I- I'm a good American.
God bless America...
[Begins to sing offkey] "God bless Americcaaa, land of the freeee... and the home of the brave..."
Anyway yeah, it was mainly intended for, uh, Clyde and to offend him, and I had no idea or intention of the worldwide massive offensive. So again, I am so sorry for making that Photoshop pic, and making that terrible joke. I love America. I was born in America and I am proud to be an American.
[Deep breath]
But anyway instead of that, uh, I have though- I have made up an alternate joke. Yeah. Ok. I will snuff out Clyde because he is so weak, I will snuff him out, just like the candles on a birthday cake.
[Blows]
I will snuff him out like a birthday cake candle.
[Blows]
My apologies there, I had that layer hidden for a bit. I mean I had a layer about that and I made it hidden. But anyway yeah, I will snuff him out like candles on a birthday cake.
And again, I apologize for the bad joke. I have already taken- the staff already deleted it, and I wish for- and I would appreciate forgiveness just like the next person and I promise it will not happen again.
God bless America... [gives a victory and thumbs-up signs]
Have a good safe day.
Apology image text
I, Christian Weston Chandler, deeply and humbly apologize for the misuse of the previous joke pic with the towers. I personally felt saddened the day of 9/11, and I cared about it's effects just like the next person, and I feel empathetic for those injured, dead, and those who lost their loved ones on that day, whos names are listed on the memorial plaque at the location now.
The joke was mainly directed to how WEAK Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.
So, again, I am soo sorry for making that photoshopped pic and making such a terrible joke.
See also
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