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Chris and science

Science is the systematic study of the natural world through observation and experimentation. Science can be divided into pure and applied.

Chris has an on/off history with science – though it is mostly off. His view on science is utterly warped. He has lost touch with the times and thinks science is much more ahead in certain fields than it actually is, probably due to him getting all his information through fictional media. He has also mixed up real science, pseudoscience, and other things he learnt from media and enablers to create a very distorted view of nature.

His ego also causes him to reject scientific findings, such as when he rejected the fact that Asperger's syndrome and High functioning autism are one and the same.

Chris's on science

Bob was a scientific man, he worked as an engineer for a large part of his life. He wanted Chris to be into science too, he had set up a small workshop where he and young Chris would tinker around. Alas none of this got Chris ever deeply interested in science.

Chris has stated his opinions on science in his OkCupid questionaire. He said that all types of science are interesting to him, though he finds conversations about science to be boring and annoying. He claims to put equal weight in science and faith and enjoys finding out how things work.

All these however should be taken with a grain of salt since he was ready to do anything (including lying) to obtain china. His actual views on pure science are probably low or non existant since he slept through high school. He may have a positive opinion on computer science due to him being hooked on computers since a very young age. Unsurprisingly Chris is not interested in engineering, all his inventions are shitty duct tape and lego creations that a child could also make.

Pure science

Physics

There are multiple things that are horribly wrong in the Sonichu comics, including but not limited to the Laws of Physics. Documenting all of these would be impossible since each page of the comic has some law being broken.

All kinds of wacky things happen in the comics such as light behaving to the wishes of the Great Director Chandler. Velocity and acceleration per time of the characters are random number generators, friction becomes fiction and hypothetical concepts such as parallel dimensions and portals are everyday occurences.

In real life, since Chris has no real powers, he has to play by the rules of physics. But he maintains an unbending belief in unproven concepts. Most of these beliefs can be traced back to fictional media he likes such as "Who framed Roger Rabbit" and "Futurama" for the multiple dimensions and "Rick and Morty" for the portals.

Chemistry

Chris had two gal-pals as partners in his Chemistry lab. No much else is known of views on Chemistry, though he probably has low opinions about it due to the rote nature of chemistry and Chris being a lazy bum.

Biology

Main article: Biology

Chris's history with biology is well documented due to him torturing his body by ramming all sorts of things into holes where they don't belong while also torturing biologists by making ungodly anatomical drawings of electric hedgehog pokemon and humans

Astronomy

Chris has rarely spoken about astronomy, though he has talked about astronomy's retarded older sibling, astrology. Chris has for a long time told others about his (and his creations) Zodiac signs, proving he has some belief in it. He has mentioned in an IRC chat that he reads his horoscope daily, and in his February 2012 Facebook Posts, posted in detail about his interpretation of his horoscope. In his OkCupid questionaire, he considered astrology to be a legitimate science.

Applied science

Computer science

Main article: Computers

Out of all the sciences, Chris is probably the best at computer science. Like most people born during or after the 1980s, he has been around computers since his childhood. He took some computer upgrade classes in PVCC, and he bragged to Kacey's dad that he's technologically inclined. He coded most of his websites by hand using text editors, as opposed to using purpose built HTML editors that do the heavy work for him. He knows a bit about older computers like the Commodore 64 due to his age and nostalgia.

Medicine

Main article: Chris and health

Medicine is a field of applied human biology. Generally it isn't too difficult to have good mental and physical, but Chris manages to be poor at both.

He has autism (and maybe some other undocumented problems) and he requires a proper mental health checkup and visit to a proper counsellor. In the past he went to Rocky Shoemaker since she was a "counsellor" too but refused to go to a licensed person. Today, he thinks he's in peak mental condition and anyone saying otherwise is brushed off as a troll.

His physical health is also incredibly poor due to him having an incredibly sedentary lifestyle, poor diet and lack of excersize. In the past he would try to prove his fitness through dubious acts of strength. Recently however, he has started to go to a gym and eat more healthy food. Benefits to this are yet to be seen.

See also

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