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'''New Address''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 27 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris addresses [[Lars]] to tell him that he has lost [[Jackie]], who has recently become Chris's [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. He then proceeds to boast about how he will satisfy Jackie's every desire, in an effort to make Lars jealous. The video concludes with Chris warning Lars that if he tries to mess with Jackie, [[Death threats|he will have to deal with Chris]]. | '''New Address''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 27 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] to tell him that he has lost [[Jackie]], who has recently become Chris's [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. He then proceeds to boast about how he will satisfy Jackie's every desire, in an effort to make Lars jealous. The video concludes with Chris warning Lars that if he tries to mess with Jackie, [[Death threats|he will have to deal with Chris]]. | ||
This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt, [[Chris and hypocrisy|despite his previous video being sponsored by a brand of soap]]. The video is also a fine example of Chris's "smug voice", in which Chris attempts to lower his voice, stretching out certain vowels in the process. | This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt, [[Chris and hypocrisy|despite his previous video being sponsored by a brand of soap]]. The video is also a fine example of Chris's "smug voice", in which Chris attempts to lower his voice, stretching out certain vowels in the process. | ||
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|9_BK1fr7BmU}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|9_BK1fr7BmU}} | ||
| stardate = 27 [[September 2010]] | | stardate = 27 [[September 2010]] | ||
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}} | | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Sweethearts|text}} | ||
| style = {{Smug|text}} | | style = {{Smug|text}} | ||
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}} | | shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}} | ||
Revision as of 23:27, 28 September 2010
New Address is a video Chris uploaded on 27 September 2010. In it, Chris addresses Lars to tell him that he has lost Jackie, who has recently become Chris's girlfriend. He then proceeds to boast about how he will satisfy Jackie's every desire, in an effort to make Lars jealous. The video concludes with Chris warning Lars that if he tries to mess with Jackie, he will have to deal with Chris.
This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt, despite his previous video being sponsored by a brand of soap. The video is also a fine example of Chris's "smug voice", in which Chris attempts to lower his voice, stretching out certain vowels in the process.
Chris is definitely acting like a little kid here, boasting that he's stolen away someone else's girlfriend as if he's proud of it. If Chris keeps this up, he will almost certainly find himself in a (potentially IRL) game of Kick the Autistic.
Description
| Dude, I will throw you and knock you out as swiftly and easily as I threw that JetSki. Yeah!!! |
Video
| New Address | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Violence, Template:Sweethearts
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| Performance Style |  Smug
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  BrickFest 2000
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Anti Troll Movement Video1 |
next Current |
Transcript
Hello, Lars. I got your email, and I gotta tell you, you're a dang loser for hiding behind a picture of a black man. A dang photograph. Anyway, it's over! It's over! You've lost! You're history! You're kaput! You could've-you had your chance with Jackie but you gonna- YOU LOST, BUDDY, YOU LOST! You just kept concentrating on your daaaayng boats all day and all night, ignoring HER needs, and her desires.
(Chris licks his lips) Now she's with a real man. I will satisfy her needs, and her desires. And if you ever wanna be happy with yourself, you GROW UP! You grow up! And you stop thinkin' about yourself, YEEEEAAAAH! (Raises his arms in the air) You grow up, stop thinkin about yourself, YEAAH! (Throws the miniature toy boat he's holding. It hits the ceiling and lands on the floor behind him. Chris flinches and ducks to avoid his own projectile. Stares aimlessly for a moment.)
You mess with me and her, you're gonna deal with me definitely. Down to the last sweat, or breath.
See also
| ⇐ Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Chris's videos | Current ⇒ |