I AM STRONG
11012009 I AM STRONG is a video Chris uploaded on 01 November 2009 in which he acts like he got muscles. (Spoiler: He fails again.)
He also got a haircut. Chris's Mom decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's recent middle-aged manchild look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like Kermit the Frog with a sore throat.
The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare Clyde Cash, who Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.
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[Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play.]
[For several seconds, Chris flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.]
You tink you're so tough...you think you're so tough, no you are not! You are weak!
[Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video.]
Dis battle is fer...this war is far from beyond over Mister Clyyyyyde! You got nothin'!
[Chris holds out his fist, with the Amnyfest Ring, in a menacing gesture.]
YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You...are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!
[Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.]