For those other kinds of toys, see Sex toys.
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Chris's room is cluttered with toys.
Chris has accumulated a grand number of toys over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his room. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his future children.[1], which is a lie, since he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.[2] At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.[3] Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the 2014 fire, but some have survived.
Background
It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them like a little kid.
For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to cope with loneliness or trauma. Another example involves a community of circuit benders, who buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects.
Even Lego blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist Ai Weiwei launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of Lego blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.[4] CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with a scene in the 1979 comedy film The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders, where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.
Lego
- Main article: Lego
Alpha Team
6776-1 Ogel Control Center
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$50
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City/Town
7892 Hospital
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$50
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6337-1 Fast Track Finish
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$40
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6517 Water Jet
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$3
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7240-1 Fire Station
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$30
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60047 Police Station
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$100
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Possible total
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$223
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Exo-Force
No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting
anime fans.
7700 Stealth Hunter
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$15
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7701 Grand Titan
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$15
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7712-1 Supernova
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$20
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7703 Fire Vulture
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$15
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Possible total
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$65
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Make and Create
4881-1 Robo Platoon
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$10
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4097-1 Mini Robots
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$10
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Possible total
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$20
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Ninja
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
6093 Flying Ninja Fortress
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$90
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Space
6949 Robo-Guardian
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$36
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6975-1 Alien Avenger
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$60
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Possible total
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$96
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7146 TIE Fighters (two purchased)
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$40 ($20 each)
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7106-1 Droid Escape
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$6
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Possible total
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$46
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Western
LEGO Friends
41005-1 Heartlake High (x8)
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$400
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3185 Summer Riding Camp
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$100
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3315 Olivia's House
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$75
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Possible total
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$575
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The LEGO Movie
Total
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:
Lego Dimensions
Sonic
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$22
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Ghostbusters 2016
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$22
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Adventure Time
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$22
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Mission: Impossible
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$22
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Fantastic Beasts
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$37
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Harry Potter
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$19
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A-Team
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$9
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Uni-Kitty
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$9
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The Lego Batman Movie
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$50
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Total
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$212
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Plush
Great Eastern Sonic plush
Great Eastern Knuckles plush
Figures
Jazwares Tails
ReSaurus Sonic
ReSaurus Knuckles
ReSaurus Tails
ReSaurus Big the Cat
ReSaurus Rose
ReSaurus E102 Gamma
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter
Toy Island Dr Eggman
Toy Island Sonic
Toy Island Shadow
Assuming highest prices.
Transformers: Generation One
Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
Megatron
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$100 (median)
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Ultra Magnus
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$100
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Afterburner
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$15
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Transformers: Generation Two
Optimus Prime
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$30 (at least)
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Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)
Transformers: Beast Wars
Transmetal Optimus Primal
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$20 ($15 and 20)
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Transformers: Beast Machines
Scavenger
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$10 ($7 and 10)
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Transformers: Armada
Jetfire w/ Comettor
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$30 ($25–30)
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Megatron w/ Leader-1
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$30 ($25–30)
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Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
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$50
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Overload w/ Rollout
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$30
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Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
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$10
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Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
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$12 ($10–12)
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Unicron w/ Dead End
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$50
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Total
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$212
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Transformers: Energon
Demolishor w/ Blackout
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$12 ($10-12)
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Total
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$12
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Transformers: Cybertron
Brushguard
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$8 ($5-8)
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Evac
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$30 ($25-30)
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Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
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$12 ($10-$12)
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Hot Shot
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$12 ($10-$12)
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Jetfire
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$25 ($20-25)
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Megatron ($40–50)
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$50 ($40-50)
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Overhaul
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$8 ($5-8)
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Override
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$12 ($10-$12)
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Primus
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$50 ($40-50)
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Red Alert
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$12 ($10-$12)
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Scourge
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$25 ($20-25)
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Sideways
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$12 ($10-$12)
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Soundwave
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$25 ($20-25)
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Thunderclash
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$12 ($6-8)
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Undermine
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$8 ($5-8)
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Unicron
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$12 ($10-$12)
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Vector Prime
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$30 ($25-30)
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Total
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$323
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Transformers (2007 film)
Optimus Prime
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$50 ($40-50)
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Anniversary Editions
20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
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($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
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Transformers: Alternators
Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
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$25 ($20-25 at retail)
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Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron
Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
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$5 ($3-5)
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Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)
Optimus Prime
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$15
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Strongarm
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$15
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Bumblebee
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$15
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Total
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$45
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Transformers: Titans Return
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250[5].
Ebay purchases:
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
Cutie Keen Bean
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$10'
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Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)
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$20
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Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)
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$20
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Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)
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$60 ($20 each, three purchased)
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Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)
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$20
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Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony[6]
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$50
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Sweetberry Diva Pose (BottomBeck)
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$20
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Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)
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$40 ($20 each, two purchased)
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Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)
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$20
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Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)
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$40 ($20 each, two purchased)
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Total
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$300
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Nintendo Amiibos
Skylanders
Pokemon
2016:
Fighting Fury Belt
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$3.48
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Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT
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Pokemon card tins (2)
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$40.00
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9-12-16[7]
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Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)[8]
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$80.00
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Nov-18-16[9][10]
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Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
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$30.00
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30 December 2016[8]
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Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
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$10.00
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30 December 2016[8]
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Bought in 2017 from eBay
References
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Original content
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Life
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Purchases
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Sony
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