Don't Mess With Me
Don't Mess With Me (video name: Don't Mess With Me.MP4) is another video Chris made for trolls on 10 March 2010. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his previous video that day, he begins playacting what he thinks would happen if he actually met a troll.
Chris goes beyond tearing up a paper sign or beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box to indicate his anger towards a person and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a knife and simulates the homicide of an imaginary Clyde Cash, who probably had nothing to do with the loss of his latest sweeheart anyway. Note the recurring lack of the ring and the medallion. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about Panda Halo being real and getting raped by Clyde.
Like the previous video, his medallion and ring are curiously absent.
Video
| Don't Mess With Me.MP4 | |
| Stardate | 10 March 2010 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  The Joker
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Transcript
You think I'm weak? You think I'm not tough? [Holds up fist] This is what happens when I am intercept- this is what will happen when I am intercepted by a troll.
[Stands to the right] Why, hello Christian.
[Returns to center, finger to his forehead] Ugh. Hello.
[To the right, crosses arms] What's the matter? You don't know me?
[Center, acts confused] No, should I..?
[To the right, brandishes the Claw] It's me, Clyde CASH.
[Center] Oh. [Crosses arms] What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?
[Right] Oh, I just came by to tell you how much of a son of a bitch, lazy ass, bigoted, fort treacherous rat you are.
[Center. Looks angry] Hmmmmm...
[Right] Oh, and how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?
[Center] YOU SON OF A BITCH!
[Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a failing way. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him. There's a jump cut as he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground.]
[Reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"] Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!
[Puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.]
This... This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie you bastard.
[Makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat] SHHHHHHH!
[Holds throat and struggles] Ughhh! Waaaagg! Ehhhh! [Collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips.]
Watch your back, thwolls.
See also
| ⇐ A message to the Trolls | Chris's videos | Current ⇒ |