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'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart-racing game for the [[PlayStation 3]], [[PSP of Fail|PlayStation Portable]], and [[PlayStation Vita]] that [[Chris]] took a liking to. It wasn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it was close.


In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokemon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|children's]] [[Sonic|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.
In addition to providing gamers with simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokémon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|other]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris could now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart-racing game.
 
[[Sony]] shut the game's servers down in [[October 2018]].


==Chris's ModNation career==
==Chris's ModNation career==
[[Image:126473378631.JPG|thumb|200px|How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.]]
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screencaps of his avatar driving a yellow, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Chris and copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a [[CWCville]] track.


The "Details" section of his profile page read:


[[Image:126473378631.JPG|thumb|200px|How Modnation looks in Chris's mind]]
{{quotebox|I am Sonichu's and Rosechu's Original Creator, Christian W. Chandler. Only I have the Official Sonichu ModNation Goods and More. Download, 5-Star Vote, and Play them All. Have a Nice Day. :)}}
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.


It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.  
It was of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he had a large [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]], barely anybody bothered to download his poorly-designed track, and he whored it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>), and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire more trophies. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.  


He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and GameSpot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.


Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes", indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).
Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes," indicating some [[Chris and anger|tard-rage]] present).


Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.
Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.


==Beta screen caps==
==Forum posts==
[[File:ModNationRacers profile.png|400px|thumb|right|Chris's profile.]]
Chris made several posts in the ''MNR'' forums in 2011-12. Most notable was his claim to be "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|famous online]]" in a bid to get downloads for his PlayStation Vita mods.<ref>[http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/548189]</ref>
 
===Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs===
25 [[November 2011]]
{{quotebox|I've put my photos onto my Flickr account. Creator PSN name: Sonichu Creation Name: Sodium One Soldier and Salt Shooter Tank. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996798/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996802/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996806/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996812/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996814/ }}
 
===Download My Vita Goods.===
18 [[March 2012]]
{{quotebox|I am famous online, as well as my [[PS3]] Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and Cwcville Mods, Karts and Tracks, yet my Vita goods aren't being sought after equally.
Please download ALL of my goods on Vita in the Road Trip.
PSN: Sonichu
Keyword Search: Sonichu
Have a good day.}}
 
===Re: Mod Postcards: Show Us What You've Got [ Edited ]===
20 [[March 2012]]
 
{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Me and my Sonichu}}
 
===Re: ModNation Racers: Road Trip (KARTS / MODS) - "San Diego Studio Faves" Submissions===
29 [[March 2012]]
 
{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]


<center>
PSN: Sonichu
<gallery>
Mod: Sonichu
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Kart: Sonichu's Kart
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
Tracks: City of Cwcville (Five Track Set)
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
All of whch, and more, are available for download on Vita and PS3.}}
</gallery>
</center>


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{collapsible
|Beta screen caps|<gallery perrow="4">
File:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
File:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
File:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
File:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>}}


{{collapsible
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File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Lego|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
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File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara
File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggo|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggos|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.  
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.  
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File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]
File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Male devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Male devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Female devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Female devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
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File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo|<s>Wiimote</s>]] [[PS3|Sony Move controller.]]
File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo|<s>Wiimote</s>]] [[PS3|Sony Move controller.]]
File:ModNation SodiumOneSoldier.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Sodium One Soldier]
File:ModNation SodiumOneSoldier.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Sodium One Soldier]
File:CWC Psychlight.png| [http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/2974828 CWC Psychlight]
File:CWC Psychlight.png| [[CWC Psychlight]]
File:ModNationCrystal.jpg| A [[Tomgirl Pictures|drag racer.]]
File:ModNationCrystal.jpg| A [[Tomgirl Pictures|drag racer.]]
File:Trophyguy.png|A human [[PSN]] trophy.
File:Mgson.png|''[[Metal Gear]]'' [[Sonichu]]
File:TomgirlMNR.png|[[Tomgirl Saga|Chris at 30.]]
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


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File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]]  
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]]  
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The_Adventures_of_The_American_Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star_Fox_(series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]
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File:ModNation SaltShooterTank.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Salt Shooter tank]
File:ModNation SaltShooterTank.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Salt Shooter tank]
File:ModNationTomgirlTomboy.jpg| A car with [[Homos|gender identity issues]]
File:ModNationTomgirlTomboy.jpg| A car with [[Homos|gender identity issues]]
File:Trophy kart.png|Trophy Emmy
File:Tbcar.png|[[TrollBusters]] car
File:SC12.png|[[Son-Chu]], 2012 edition.
File:Cwckart.png|CWChan Sonichu Kart
File:Cwckart2.png|CWC's Sonichu Kart
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


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File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]
File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCvillle Beach]]
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu 8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCville Beach]]
File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City
File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City
File:Trophytrack.png|A track shaped like a trophy
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


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File:ModNationRacers 113.JPG|[[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 113.JPG|[[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 114.JPG|[[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 114.JPG|[[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 115.JPG|[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]], in middle of learning the theory of advanced mass debating techniques.
File:ModNationRacers 115.JPG|[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]], in middle of learning the theory of advanced [[mass debating]] techniques.
File:ModNationRacers 116.JPG|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]], having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears.
File:ModNationRacers 116.JPG|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]], having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears.
File:ModNationRacers 117.JPG|[[Magi-Chan]], using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass.
File:ModNationRacers 117.JPG|[[Magi-Chan]], using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass.
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{{collapsible
{{collapsible
|High-res vehicle mods|<gallery perrow="4">
|High-res vehicle mods|<gallery perrow="4">
File:ModNation Racers 123.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 123.JPG|Built for Zapping to the Extreme®.
File:ModNationRacers 124.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 124.JPG|Sonichu's carsona.
File:ModNation Racers 125.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 125.JPG|Chris grinning at his mostly orange creation.
File:ModNation Racers 126.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 126.JPG|Rosechumobile is very pink, and with a very powerful engine.
File:ModNationRacers 127.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 127.JPG|Chris checking out Punchy's car - a thoughtful gesture, considering he'll probably never really use it.
File:ModNation Racers 128.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 128.JPG|For clarity, Chris advocates actual tea parties. Not the Tea Party.
File:ModNationRacers 129.JPG
File:ModNationRacers 129.JPG|Chris states he's a "tough, hetero man". However, putting "dammit" in the license plate kinda ruins this testosterone-fueled design.
File:ModNation Racers 130.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 130.JPG|The cars are truly multi-functional designs; gaudy colors on outside ''and'' inside.
File:ModNation Racers 131.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 131.JPG|Solar power and ship's wheel.
File:ModNation Racers 132.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 132.JPG|A big purple [[duck]] powered by Graduation nightmares.
File:ModNation Racers 136.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 136.JPG|Chris is happy because this is a truly [[Son-Chu|familiar design]].
File:ModNation Racers 137.JPG
File:ModNation Racers 137.JPG|Completely authentic, all the way to the weird engine noises!
File:TG2.jpg
File:TG2.jpg|Cue glam metal background music.
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


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==See also==
==See also==
 
* [[Hot Wheels]]
 


==Sources==
==Sources==
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==External links==
==External links==


*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100725091535/https://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Archive of Chris's ModNation profile]  
 
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20160405163648/https://roadtrip.modnation.com/en-us/players/sonichu Archive of Chris's ModNation Road Trip profile]
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American box art

ModNation Racers is a customizable kart-racing game for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation Portable, and PlayStation Vita that Chris took a liking to. It wasn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it was close.

In addition to providing gamers with simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, gaily-colored characters found in many other games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris could now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart-racing game.

Sony shut the game's servers down in October 2018.

Chris's ModNation career

How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screencaps of his avatar driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

The "Details" section of his profile page read:

I am Sonichu's and Rosechu's Original Creator, Christian W. Chandler. Only I have the Official Sonichu ModNation Goods and More. Download, 5-Star Vote, and Play them All. Have a Nice Day. :)

It was of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he had a large fanbase, barely anybody bothered to download his poorly-designed track, and he whored it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game[1]), and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire more trophies. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and GameSpot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little surprise. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes," indicating some tard-rage present).

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

Forum posts

Chris's profile.

Chris made several posts in the MNR forums in 2011-12. Most notable was his claim to be "famous online" in a bid to get downloads for his PlayStation Vita mods.[2]

Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs

25 November 2011

I've put my photos onto my Flickr account. Creator PSN name: Sonichu Creation Name: Sodium One Soldier and Salt Shooter Tank. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996798/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996802/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996806/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996812/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996814/

Download My Vita Goods.

18 March 2012

I am famous online, as well as my PS3 Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville Mods, Karts and Tracks, yet my Vita goods aren't being sought after equally.

Please download ALL of my goods on Vita in the Road Trip.

PSN: Sonichu Keyword Search: Sonichu

Have a good day.

Re: Mod Postcards: Show Us What You've Got [ Edited ]

20 March 2012

Chris cart.png

**Me and my Sonichu

Re: ModNation Racers: Road Trip (KARTS / MODS) - "San Diego Studio Faves" Submissions

29 March 2012

Chris cart.png

PSN: Sonichu Mod: Sonichu Kart: Sonichu's Kart Tracks: City of Cwcville (Five Track Set)

All of whch, and more, are available for download on Vita and PS3.

Gallery

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Chris's ModNation characters
Chris's ModNation cars
"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks
High-res character mods

  • Chris expects Jackie to walk around in a T-shirt that says "Chris Loves Jackie". Might have as well said "Property of Chris-chan".

  • Patti. If the 2D shot was passable, the actual 3D model is creepy.

  • Dog tails don't work that way.

  • Duuuuuude.

  • Chris: "Hi! Wanna go to my treehouse and have sex?"

  • Sonichu, with a painted-on face.

  • Sonichu, with a painted-on tail.

  • Rosechu, a deer in Chris's headlights.

  • Rosechu's back.

  • Bubbles, very scared of Chris.

  • Angelica, very scared of Chris.

  • Wild, in middle of learning the theory of advanced mass debating techniques.

  • Punchy, having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears.

  • Magi-Chan, using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass.

  • Magi-Chan uses his knowledge of modern Internet vernacular for a bit of "ಠ_ಠ", as the kids nowadays call it.

  • Count Graduon, demoted from the series's primary villain to a recolored watermelon.

  • Chris-Chan Sonichu, like Magi-Chan, has a bit of trouble staying straight, when his ass-detection is working too well.

High-res vehicle mods

  • Built for Zapping to the Extreme®.

  • Sonichu's carsona.

  • Chris grinning at his mostly orange creation.

  • Rosechumobile is very pink, and with a very powerful engine.

  • Chris checking out Punchy's car - a thoughtful gesture, considering he'll probably never really use it.

  • For clarity, Chris advocates actual tea parties. Not the Tea Party.

  • Chris states he's a "tough, hetero man". However, putting "dammit" in the license plate kinda ruins this testosterone-fueled design.

  • The cars are truly multi-functional designs; gaudy colors on outside and inside.

  • Solar power and ship's wheel.

  • A big purple duck powered by Graduation nightmares.

  • Chris is happy because this is a truly familiar design.

  • Completely authentic, all the way to the weird engine noises!

  • Cue glam metal background music.

High-res race shots
  • ModNation Racers 140.JPG
  • ModNation Racers 141.JPG
  • ModNation Racers 145.JPG
  • ModNationRacers 206.JPG
  • ModNationRacers 207.JPG
  • ModNationRacers 223.JPG

See also

Sources

  1. ↑ [1]
  2. ↑ [2]

External links

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