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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart-racing game for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation Portable, and PlayStation Vita that Chris took a liking to. It wasn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it was close.

In addition to providing gamers with simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, gaily-colored characters found in many other games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris could now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart-racing game.

Sony shut the game's servers down in October 2018.

Chris's ModNation career

How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screencaps of his avatar driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

The "Details" section of his profile page read:


I am Sonichu's and Rosechu's Original Creator, Christian W. Chandler. Only I have the Official Sonichu ModNation Goods and More. Download, 5-Star Vote, and Play them All. Have a Nice Day. :)

It was of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he had a large fanbase, barely anybody bothered to download his poorly-designed track, and he whored it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game^[1]), and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire more trophies. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and GameSpot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little surprise. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes," indicating some tard-rage present).

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

Forum posts

Chris's profile.

Chris made several posts in the MNR forums in 2011-12. Most notable was his claim to be "famous online" in a bid to get downloads for his PlayStation Vita mods.^[2]

Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs

25 November 2011


I've put my photos onto my Flickr account. Creator PSN name: Sonichu Creation Name: Sodium One Soldier and Salt Shooter Tank. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996798/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996802/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996806/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996812/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996814/

Download My Vita Goods.

18 March 2012


I am famous online, as well as my PS3 Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville Mods, Karts and Tracks, yet my Vita goods aren't being sought after equally. Please download ALL of my goods on Vita in the Road Trip. PSN: Sonichu Keyword Search: Sonichu Have a good day.

Re: Mod Postcards: Show Us What You've Got [ Edited ]

20 March 2012


**Me and my Sonichu

Re: ModNation Racers: Road Trip (KARTS / MODS) - "San Diego Studio Faves" Submissions

29 March 2012


PSN: Sonichu Mod: Sonichu Kart: Sonichu's Kart Tracks: City of Cwcville (Five Track Set) All of whch, and more, are available for download on Vita and PS3.

Gallery

Beta screen caps
Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting. Sonichu license plate Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Chris's ModNation characters

Chris
Sonichu
Rosechu
Lego Chris
The Infomaniac
A "Transformer"
Excel
Hyatt
Wild Sonichu
Punchy Sonichu
Magi-Chan
Bubbles Rosechu
Angelica
Count Graduon
American Rabbit
Patti-Chan
Chris-Chan Sonichu
Princess Clara
Foxxy Love
A basketball player from Chris' high school
...and a cheerleader to pair him off with.
Another basketball player.
...and someone to pair him off with.
Bionic the Hedgehog
A Transformer(?) wearing a Manchild High shirt
PaRappa the Rapper
Tiara Boobowski
Son-Chu
Male devil troll
Female devil troll
Fighting trolls everywhere with the creepy stare
...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
Laziest character design, EVER!
Chris from the year 2000.
~~ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for someone.~~ DELETED sometime after the "breakup".
...creepy, disturbing love. But love none the less!
Hex Box!
PS3.
Lord Palzzo from Excel Saga.
Black Sonichu. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers long after his wife was.
~~Wiimote~~ Sony Move controller.
Sodium One Soldier
CWC Psychlight
A drag racer.
A human PSN trophy.
Metal Gear Sonichu
Chris at 30.

Chris's ModNation cars

A car for Sonichu
And Rosechu too!
Son-Chu
Hot Wheels
More Hot Wheels
Nothing to see here
Not gay at all.
Transformation not included
~~A casket~~ Nintendo Wiimote
Au "Naturel"
Prowler
Count Graduon's Scepter
The American Rabbit's rollerskate
A van featured in the series Drawn Together
A kart for Chris-Chan Sonichu
Another game franchise ruined by Chris...
The short bus
Who you gonna call? The Troll Busters!
Perfect for running over those pesky trolls.
Of all the robots from this show, he makes this instead of the gynoids.
So much for "moving forward"
Salt Shooter tank
A car with gender identity issues
Trophy Emmy
TrollBusters car
Son-Chu, 2012 edition.
CWChan Sonichu Kart
CWC's Sonichu Kart

"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks
Downtown CWCville Park CWCville Forest CWCville Mountains CWCville Beach ModNation City A track shaped like a trophy

High-res character mods

Jackie.
Chris expects Jackie to walk around in a T-shirt that says "Chris Loves Jackie". Might have as well said "Property of Chris-chan".
Patti. If the 2D shot was passable, the actual 3D model is creepy.
Dog tails don't work that way.
Duuuuuude.
Chris: "Hi! Wanna go to my treehouse and have sex?"
Sonichu, with a painted-on face.
Sonichu, with a painted-on tail.
Rosechu, a deer in Chris's headlights.
Rosechu's back.
Bubbles, very scared of Chris.
Angelica, very scared of Chris.
Wild, in middle of learning the theory of advanced mass debating techniques.
Punchy, having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears.
Magi-Chan, using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass.
Magi-Chan uses his knowledge of modern Internet vernacular for a bit of "ಠ_ಠ", as the kids nowadays call it.
Count Graduon, demoted from the series's primary villain to a recolored watermelon.
Chris-Chan Sonichu, like Magi-Chan, has a bit of trouble staying straight, when his ass-detection is working too well.

High-res vehicle mods

Built for Zapping to the Extreme®.
Sonichu's carsona.
Chris grinning at his mostly orange creation.
Rosechumobile is very pink, and with a very powerful engine.
Chris checking out Punchy's car - a thoughtful gesture, considering he'll probably never really use it.
For clarity, Chris advocates actual tea parties. Not the Tea Party.
Chris states he's a "tough, hetero man". However, putting "dammit" in the license plate kinda ruins this testosterone-fueled design.
The cars are truly multi-functional designs; gaudy colors on outside and inside.
Solar power and ship's wheel.
A big purple duck powered by Graduation nightmares.
Chris is happy because this is a truly familiar design.
Completely authentic, all the way to the weird engine noises!
Cue glam metal background music.

High-res race shots

Sources

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External links

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