User:Foobar

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Health disclosure: This article contains in-depth discussion of Chris's physical and/or mental health. This page is not to be construed as a substitute for medical advice or a professional diagnosis. All diagnoses are either taken from outside documentation or based on amateur analysis.

NOTE: At this point, Chris is maintaining a cover story that his sex partner is simply an older woman.

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

PROTIP: "Foobar" is a liar and a fraud.

Gender disclosure: This person currently identifies as transgender. Pronoun usage on this page may or may not reflect biological sex and/or gender identity.

Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)

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The Idea Guys were here. Chris was brainwashed into believing that Ted Bundy is a Sonichu.

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Jesus Christ. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "soul partner".

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Magi-Chan. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "wife".

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

This article is rated M for Honest Content It may contain content deemed not suitable for work. Reader discretion is advised.

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It has been...

870

days since Foobar has been in office.

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Chris may have a second hearing in...

2

days.

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Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Alec Benson Leary This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.

Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.

Asian This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!!

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Armed Forces This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.

CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project.

Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.

Bahá'í This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that all religions are united.

Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!

Black This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism.

BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.

The Gold Star Bounty This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special CWCki assignment.

Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.

Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.

Buddhist This user is a Buddhist and goes to church on Christmas with a Jolly Buddah.

CWCki Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag him/her if you want to become an admin.

Workers' Party of CWCville: This user is a member of the Workers' Party of CWCville. Praise the TRUE and HONEST leader; Christian Weston Chandler.

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.

Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.

Chinese: This user is from China, something Chris will never get. 这个用户来自中国，克里斯永远不会得到它。

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.

Coconutist This user follows Coconutism, a mixture of Christian and Buddhist beliefs founded by Nguyễn Thành Nam

Croatian: This user is descended from the land of chevapi and kolo dancing, and worships the Mighty Chessboard. Ovaj korisnik je potomak iz zemlje ćevapi i Kolo ples, i obožava šahovnica.

CWCki Caption Crusader This user contributed to the Caption Crusade by captioning one or more of Chris's videos.

Cursed This user has been personally cursed by Christian Weston Chandler himself.

Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.

Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.

Evan This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick.

Faroese This user hails from the Faroe Islands, and likes to eat sausage made from sheep's blood and stomach. Hesin brúkarin kemur frá Føroyum, og dámar vær at eta Blóðpylsu.

God Complex This user has a God Complex and believes that you should get on your knees now.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

High-Functioning Autistic This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block.

HELL AND BACK This user has survived a visit to Ruckersville.

Hero This user is Heroic. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan. The way trolling was meant to be done.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

On Hiatus This user has been sucked into the Time Void and won't be able to edit for a period of time.

Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene.

Hindu This user is a Hindu and believes in reincarnation.

Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate.

Homosex This user is a homosex and makes eagles cry.

Honorary Honor of Honor This user has done something that may or may not be directly related to the CWCki but still deserves recognition.

#sonichu Reg This user is a regular on #sonichu

Irish Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh! Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!

Jack Thaddeus This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious.

Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. Mazel tov!

Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3

Kiwi Farmer: This user is a Kiwi Farms regular who likes observing lolcows.

Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/

Legend This user is Legendary. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan on his own turf. Again and again...

Lesbian This user is a lesbian. A female gaybian.

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Lucy This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3

Man in the Pickle Suit This user commends the Man in the Pickle Suit for tricking Chris yet again.

Martial Artist This user has a little Chun-Li within them!

Mayor This user is the mayor of CWCville and will clean the streets up with the power of Oxiclean.

Actual Bio

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs. Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. I'm Foobar and this is my userpage. I work in the Jail Saga and do transcriptions. Credits Jail Call - 1 November 2021 (Complete transcription, first few paragraphs done by Ivandevon who doesn't have a userpage) Jail Letter - 24 January 2022 (Complete transcription and scans, page set up by PsychoNerd054 who also wrote the trivia) Other Wikis The Cutting Room Floor LSDWiki (Not publicly available) FailWiki (Not publicly available)

Central Virginia Regional Jail neither censored nor inspected this item therefore, Central Virginia Regional Jail does not assume responsibility for its contents.