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[[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]] | [[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]] | ||
'''The Moon''' (''Luna''; Σελήνη ''Selene'') is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity that is of comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It also plays an important role in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' universe]]. | '''The Moon''' (''Luna''; Σελήνη ''Selene'') is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity within Earth's orbit that is of comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It also plays an important role in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' universe]]. | ||
==The Moon to Chris== | ==The Moon to Chris== | ||
Revision as of 09:51, 12 May 2011
The Moon (Luna; Σελήνη Selene) is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity within Earth's orbit that is of comparable size to Chris's ego. It also plays an important role in the Sonichu universe.
The Moon to Chris
While the Moon is generally considered an object of beauty and mystery, Chris sees it as nothing more than a garbage dump/prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables," chiefly tobacky and evil dudes. (See below)
In the comics
The Moon first appeared in Sonichu #0, where Sonichu and Rosechu both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.
In Sonichu #1, the generic, throw-away villain Metal Sonichu was defeated and tossed into the Moon by Sonic and Sonichu.
Silvana was born and raised on the Moon by Count Graduon, who also gave her a penis for no real reason. She is quoted in an interview with Sonichu's News Dash as saying that the Moon is "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon".
In Sonichu #6, magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog Patti-chan into a sentient being capable of human speech.
Sonichu #10 indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular Moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.
Before putting his comics on hiatus, Chris announced on the CWC Blog that he planned to toss Count Graduon into the Moon, where Graduon would possess Metal Sonichu and become a key villain in the events of Sonichu #11 and beyond.
In reality
Although he has softened his stance regarding alcohol, Chris remains firmly opposed to tobacky. The Moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot — not the Sun, according to the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an IRC chat from January 2009.
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well. | ” |
| Chris, showing that there is no limit to how stupid he can be. | ||
Now, he's definitely confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system," but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. On a similar note, he seems to have missed the memo that Pluto is no longer a planet as of 2006, as he only watches cartoons as opposed to news programs. Also, regarding Chris's claim of tobacky poisoning the solar system, he fails to realize that the molecules responsible for the smell of tobacco would be dissociated well within Mercury's orbit by radiation powered by the Sun's thermonuclear core. However, this fact will not permeate through Chris's hollow skull because he's too retarded to grasp even basic science.
