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=Archived Articles=
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==Bella==
==Gossip==
 
'''The Incest Trio''' is a term that is colloquially used to describe the three orbiters that were most active during the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]]. Incidentally, the roles these three orbiters have played in Christory are not fully understood as result of misinformation being spread about them, as well as drama that ensued from Chris's affair. These are:


Isabella is arguably the worst and most dangerous troll to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow [[BlueSpike|every]] [[Idea Guys|single]] [[Teen Troon Squad|previous]] [[Jacob Sockness|controversial]] troll before her.
#[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]  
#[[The WCT]]  
#[[The Suitress]]


==Incest==
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Chris once insinuated that his nemesis [[Michael Snyder]] molested his own daughter despite having no evidence for the claim.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref>
Chris once insinuated that his nemesis [[Michael Snyder]] molested his own daughter despite having no evidence for the claim.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref>


==Kenneth Englehardt==
==Jacob Sockness==


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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A7xnMXrNG4 Kenneth's introduction to Onion Farms]
Mirroring his behaviour on the Kiwi Farms, Sockness suddenly emerged on the CWCki on 27 [[June 2020]], and tried to carry out revisionism on this very article, attempting to downplay the more sickening aspects of his interactions with Chris by blanking great swathes of it and modifying other sections - [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sounds pretty familiar, doesn’t it?]]


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[[User:PsychoNerd/Sandbox/Shitty article|Carpetbaggers]]


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{{quote|[[Homo|Do you have a Crush on me, Ken?]]|[[Chris]], owning Kengle}}
==Naught==


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This note 2 isn't me that's MKR & Patrick I wasn't friends with them at that time. I found mkrs discord @ in The Smoky Chris discord (they were all a part of operation barborossa, I wrote about it in the orbiters thread) when I was hanging out with Joseph Draft. - Edit from Naught.
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|data3    = 2 March 1960 (age {{Age|1960|3|2}})
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|data5    = [[United States|American]]
|label6  = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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|data7    = Muslim
|label8  = Education
|data8    = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting)<br>Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
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'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''' (born 2 March 1960), affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' by Christorians, is one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]]. As an overweight, inept, autistic, elderly, part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.
==Other Aliases (Clyde Cash)==
<!---Editor's Note: This section is primarily meant to provide background for conflicts involving Clyde, as many of them involved the following personas. As the article is primarily about the Clyde character, the other personas should not get more than a paragraph or two on this article.--->
The troll behind the Clyde persona had also created a number of other alieses, all of which were intended for entirely different trolling plans involving Chris.


Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run (another being [[The July 10th Messages#True_Fan|Sonichuizcool]]).
===Gregg Mays===
"'''Gregg Mays'''" was originally intended to be the name of another character entirely, a web designer working for Nintendo.


=== Relationship with Chris ===
===Vivian Gee===
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]].
{{Main|Vivian Gee}}


Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ Sonichen and Rosechen]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, this is no longer the case, and they have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website. Occasionally, he does post on Chris's Facebook statuses. There is some debate on whether Kenneth can be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth is often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.
'''Vivian Gee''', the cousin of Clyde Cash, created the Sonichu Audiobooks, and other pieces of media that reference Chris.


Kenneth has also hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver. 
===Other Nintendo Staff===
Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].  Kengle is considered a lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fan comic ''Sonichen''. It is not known what Chris thinks of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself Chris takes a neutral stance.


Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.
{{Main|Shigeru Miyamoto|Reggie Fils-Aimé|Takashi Tezuka}}


Although Kengle is classified as lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre artwork and websites, he is considered more of a borderline/low-grade cow compared to more infamous cows on the forum. It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. As of November 2016, the website is a blog where Kenneth posts, among other things, progress updates on Sonichen and Rosechen, meaning the comic has returned.
===Mao===


===Relationship with trolls===
==Trolling (Clyde Cash)==
Kengle was temporarily banned from the [[Kiwi Farms]] because he seemed not to comprehend that there are [[trolls|mean people on the Internet]], and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kengle has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started [http://www.kiwifarms.xyz kiwifarms.xyz], a blog in which he writes angry posts about [[Pmurt]] and other topics, in a bid to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. Needless to say, he has not yet succeeded in doing so.


A thread on the Farms has been made specifically about Kengle, and it has ballooned to hundreds of pages and counting.
===Rape of PandaHalo===


In many ways, Kengle is the [[Rosechu]] to Chris's [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.
Clyde's first act was to rape Chris's current [[sweetheart]], [[PandaHalo]].<ref name = rape>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Panda would announce this revelation to Chris in an IRC chat, and tell him that she was impregnated, to which Clyde would repeatedly call her a "liar".<ref name = rape/> Despite Chris's initial shock of the revelation, he was still willing to forgive Clyde for this, and had proposed that Panda get an abortion. This did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next [[gal-pal]]. Chris believes that Clyde married Panda and had a "One Cent Daughter" named Penny.<ref name = penny/>


===He can't quit Chris===
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On [[May 2018|May 2, 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]] [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, [[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO|Kengle asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV]], which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kengle agreed. Two days later, on May 4, 2018, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kengle said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kengle outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kengle that he is still allowed to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] [[Chris and reality|to]] [[Chris and his Ego|Chri]][[Chris and negotiation|s's]] [[Chris and money|Patreon]] if he chooses. Kengle, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.


Not too long after, Kengle replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:
===Youtube Finale (Clyde Cash)===


{{quoteboxgreen|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}


Chris replied with:
===Credit Card Fraud===


{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}
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===Div and Span===
* [https://www.onionfarms.com/ Kengle's ''Onion Farms'' website.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170722002953/https://www.kennethengelhardt.com/ An archived version of Ken's official website] (Died in mid 2018)


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The Incest Trio is a term that is colloquially used to describe the three orbiters that were most active during the Incest Saga. Incidentally, the roles these three orbiters have played in Christory are not fully understood as result of misinformation being spread about them, as well as drama that ensued from Chris's affair. These are:

  1. Isabella Loretta Janke
  2. The WCT
  3. The Suitress

Incest

Chris once insinuated that his nemesis Michael Snyder molested his own daughter despite having no evidence for the claim.[1]

Jacob Sockness

== Liquid Jacob ==

Mirroring his behaviour on the Kiwi Farms, Sockness suddenly emerged on the CWCki on 27 June 2020, and tried to carry out revisionism on this very article, attempting to downplay the more sickening aspects of his interactions with Chris by blanking great swathes of it and modifying other sections - sounds pretty familiar, doesn’t it?

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Naught

This note 2 isn't me that's MKR & Patrick I wasn't friends with them at that time. I found mkrs discord @ in The Smoky Chris discord (they were all a part of operation barborossa, I wrote about it in the orbiters thread) when I was hanging out with Joseph Draft. - Edit from Naught.

Other Aliases (Clyde Cash)

The troll behind the Clyde persona had also created a number of other alieses, all of which were intended for entirely different trolling plans involving Chris.

Gregg Mays

"Gregg Mays" was originally intended to be the name of another character entirely, a web designer working for Nintendo.

Vivian Gee

Main article: Vivian Gee

Vivian Gee, the cousin of Clyde Cash, created the Sonichu Audiobooks, and other pieces of media that reference Chris.

Other Nintendo Staff

Main articles: Shigeru Miyamoto, Reggie Fils-Aimé, and Takashi Tezuka

Mao

Trolling (Clyde Cash)

Rape of PandaHalo

Clyde's first act was to rape Chris's current sweetheart, PandaHalo.[2] Panda would announce this revelation to Chris in an IRC chat, and tell him that she was impregnated, to which Clyde would repeatedly call her a "liar".[2] Despite Chris's initial shock of the revelation, he was still willing to forgive Clyde for this, and had proposed that Panda get an abortion. This did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next gal-pal. Chris believes that Clyde married Panda and had a "One Cent Daughter" named Penny.[3]

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Chris himself: Chloe

Sweethearts: Blanca Weiss ♥ PandaHalo ♥ Julie Milvana ♥ Ivy O'Neil ♥ Kacey Devoria ♥ Jacklyn Romy ♥ Catherine Sorrentino ♥ Jessica Quinn ♥ Jacob Sockness ♥ Bella

Minor sweethearts: Lori Lopez ♥ Hanna ♥ Sarah Jackson ♥ Emily ♥ Vanessa Hudgens ♥ Faeryn

Sweethearts-to-be: Megan Schroeder ♥ The Wallflower (in Chris's words) ♥ DoopieDoOver ♥ The Suitress

Present sweethearts: Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Sylvana and Mewtwo, Barbara Chandler

Future sweethearts: Lovely Weather

Gal-pals: Sarah Nicole Hammer ♥ Laura Dorazio ♥ Kellie Andes ♥ Tiffany Gowen ♥ Anna McLerran ♥ Kim Wilson ♥ Clare Porter

Other acquaintances: Female fanbase ♥ MLP voice actresses ♥ Pokémon club friends ♥ Sam and Ellen ♥ Virginia Jeanine Sanford

Inanimate objects/Fictional Characters: Officer Nasty ♥ Kimmi ♥ Meg Griffin ♥ Naru

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  1. ↑ Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher
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