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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker. We currently have 2,673 articles...and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers. Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys. To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,236 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 457 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 868 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 875 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris updated the CWC Blog. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album? ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band? ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band? ... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe? ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community? ... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him? ... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu? ... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion? ... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him? ... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"? ... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?

Quote of the Now “ #Hasbro #Transformers Merged figures are appearing in stores everywhere. Check your #WalMart, #Target and where else Transformers are sold. ” Chris putting Dimensionally-Merged Transformers up for sale. Da Update It is currently December 2024. It has been... 2 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 19 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Excelina. 17 December - Chris is spotted in Finland again. 14 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Silver. 7 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu. 6 December - Chris posts indicating that he has gone to retail stores to pretend that his custom Transformers toys are on the shelves. 27 November - Chris denies online rumors that claim that Flutter is pregnant. 23 November - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run. Recently Uncovered Info 11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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