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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
the author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker.

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Article of the Week

Jessica Quinn was a white knight, turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's sweetheart from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017 after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 October 2017, after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015 until the second breakup. Afterwards, she tried to get back on his good side, in an apparent attempt to troll him again, but was thwarted by the Idea Guys, who were in the midst of wreaking their own havoc on Chris's psyche at the time, and drove a wedge between her and Chris.

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Incarceration Counter

It has been...

1,367

days since Chris was last placed in custody.

588

days since the last known communication from Chris.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

Jesus Counter

It has been

999

days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…

1,006

days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2004, an article about Sonichu is featured in the PVCC newsletter, The Forum.

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Did You Know...

... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
... that Chris needs no bitches?

Quote of the Now

“	I have been drawing. I'm just waiting until it's complete before puting anything of it online.	”
Chris on Bluesky

Da Update

It is currently April 2025. It has been...

12

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

18 April - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper.
17 April - Chris uploads Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025.
11 April - The fifth episode of The Chris Chan Conspiracy is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations.
4 April:
- Chris is spotted in Finland.
- Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave.

Recently Uncovered Info

22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021
18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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