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'''Nintendo Co., Ltd.''' is a multinational company from Kyoto, Japan, which was founded in 1889 and started off with producing [[Card games|playing cards]]. During the latter half of the twentieth century it started getting more and more involved in the [[video games|video game]] industry. In 1977, five years before the birth of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], Nintendo brought out its first gaming console<ref>http://www.nindb.net/system/color-tv-game.html</ref>.
'''Nintendo Co., Ltd.''' ([[Anime|Japanese]]: 任天堂株式会社 ''Nintendō Kabushiki gaisha'') is a multinational video-game company from [[Wikipedia:Kyoto|Kyoto]], Japan, which was founded in 1889 and started off producing [[Card games|playing cards]]. During the latter half of the 20th century it started getting more and more involved in the [[video games|video game]] industry. In [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], 5 years before the birth of [[Chris]], Nintendo brought out its first gaming console.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20110518095018/http://www.nindb.net/system/color-tv-game.html</ref> It is now one of 3 chief competitors on this market, along with [[Microsoft]] and [[Sony]].


Chris currently owns (at very least) Wii, GBA, and DS, as well as a [[List of Chris's games|shitload of games for them]]. It is his favorite company, along with [[Sony]]. His recent return to [[Flipnote Hatena]] suggests that he now owns ''two'' Nintendo DSi's.
==Nintendo and Chris==
[[File:Customwiimote.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, with his Wii.]]
 
Chris currently owns several Nintendo consoles, as well as [[List of Chris's games|a shitload of games for them]]. For a long time (before the [[PS3]] came along), ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' was the biggest game in his life and he made the hour-long [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]] in which he would tell Nintendo about his many personal problems and how much he hated the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]]. It still remains his longest video to date.
 
Along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''[[Pokémon]]'' was his "[[plagiarism|inspiration]]" for creating [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]; this was actually positively covered by ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.
 
The extent of Chris's Nintendo fanboyism in the early-mid 2000s is demonstrated in the first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]], where Chris describes the release of the then-new ''Sonic Heroes'' on the PlayStation 2 and Xbox as an "ethical mistake", and goes on to claim that "the PS2 and X-Box versions remained dusty on the shelves, and the GCN version SOLD OUT." In reality, the Gamecube port of ''Heroes'' was outsold by the PS2 port by a factor of roughly three-to-one.
 
During the early epic [[Miyamoto Saga]] in [[2008]]-[[2009]], Chris was [[troll]]ed by [[Clyde Cash]] impersonating various Nintendo officials, including [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]], [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] and the Nintendo lawyer [[Jay Z]].
 
In [[2010]], Nintendo's [[Flipnote Hatena]] service became a major part in Chris's ongoing [[Love Quest]]. In [[2011]], Chris felt betrayed by his favorite company for [[3DS Flipnote| not porting the Flipnote software quick enough]].
 
[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|A post from Chris's Miiverse account.]]
 
In [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|several]] [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|videos]] released in 2011, a Giant Mii AR Card is visible on Chris's wall.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150602134421/https://club.nintendo.com/rewards-details/a/21002.do</ref> This particular item was only available to [[Club Nintendo]] members, for the price of 300 coins.
 
On [[December 2013]], a user on [[4chan]]'s /v/ board discovered Chris's [[Miiverse]] account and posted pictures of some of his posts. This means Chris has spent [[taxpayer money]] on a Wii U.
 
On 10 [[January 2015]], Chris posted on his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] group that he will [[List of places that have banned Chris|permaban]] anybody who talks about Mario on the group, especially after the [[weening]] that occurred on the page, mentioning that "The Sonic Team definitely kicks the Plumbers' butts".
 
On 19 [[January 2017]], Chris [[:File:Thoughts On Switch Jan 19 2017.png|revealed in a personal text message]] that he had no [[Chris and his Ego|opinion]] about the then upcoming [[Nintendo Switch]], as he was [[Vidya|preoccupied]].
 
On 7 [[March 2019]], Chris uploaded [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]], an unboxing of a Nintendo Switch sent to him as a gift from [[Sarah and Steve]].
 
==In the comic==
[[File:NDS.PNG|thumb|left|300px|Seems an awfully convenient plot device - it's almost as if [[Chris and writing|Chris isn't a very talented writer]].]]
 
In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], Chris uses a DS to connect to Wi-Fi, to search [[CWCville]] for villains.
==Mii==
[[File:ChrisChanMii.png|thumb|Chris' Mii (Friend Code 2836-0121-9073)]]
[[File:Cole and Others Miis.png|thumb|Miis of [[autism]] and Chris's half-siblings: [[Carol]], [[David]] and [[Cole]].]]
 
A Mii is a cartoon version of oneself used in various Nintendo games and services.
 
Chris wrote a poem on the topic: ([[Mumble 7]], 2009)
 
On your Game Boy Advance SP<br/>
create 'yer MII<br/>
den play it on WII<br/>
with your PSP<br/>
hooked to your [[PS3]]<br/>
cause it's fun<br/>
see?<br/>
And never play a [[Hex Box 360]]<br/>
Because it's stupid and you're not a dummy
 
He also told a version of this poem to [[Megan]].<ref>[[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref>
 
In 2011 Chris got a Giant Mii AR Card and put it on his wall.
 
Many Miis appeared in [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]] (2015).
 
In 2017, Chris gave a Mii card (signed) to [[Clare Porter]].
 
==Wiimote of Fail==
The Wii Remote of Fail is the result of [[Chris]] taking it upon himself to paint custom [[Sonichu]] colors on his Wii Remote and Nunchuk during an [[autism|autistic]] epiphany. He thought that [[Shigeru Miyamoto|"Mr. Mayamoto-san"]] of Nintendo would like to see these, so he then showed them off to the world in his [[YouTube]] video [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto]].
 
It made a cameo appearance as a go-kart in [[ModNation Racers]]. First as a pre-made [[Chris and death|casket]] car that Chris simply called a Wiimote, he would then recolor it with his own personal touch just [[Pokéwalker of Fail|like]]  [[Gitar of Fail|so]] [[PSP of Fail|many]] [[Media:CWCGameCube1.jpg|other]] [[Media:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|things]].
 
It was offered for sale on [[eBay]] in April 2018 due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. Chris also sold off his Wii console<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.
 
{{collapsible
|Gallery of Chris's own ''Nintendo'' merchandise
|<center><gallery>
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|Because painting things [[Chris-chan Sonichu|blue]] and [[Sonichu (character)|yellow]] makes everything TRUE and ORIGINAL.
File:003-NPSon.jpg|[[SEGA]] Nintendo!
</gallery></center>}}
 
==Nintendo Switch==
{{see also|List of Chris's video games#Nintendo Switch}}
 
The '''Nintendo Switch''' is a hybrid video game console. Capable of being both a home console and a portable device, it was released in [[March 2017]] as the successor to Nintendo's disastrous Wii U - and has quickly proven itself to be an extremely popular product. <ref>https://www.engadget.com/2018/12/18/nintendo-switch-fastest-selling-us-console/</ref>.
 
Much like with the [[PlayStation 4]], Chris originally had no interest<ref>[[:File:Thoughts_On_Switch_Jan_19_2017.png]]</ref> in buying a Switch despite his [[brand loyalty]] to Nintendo and his [[List of Chris's video games#Wii U|interest in the system's immediate predecessor]]. This would change on 7 [[March 2019]], when he was gifted one by two "fans" named [[Sarah and Steve]]. He recorded [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]] to show it off, inadvertently revealing they were concealing some shady ulterior motives.
 
According to Reddit user Alternative_Roof1940, a new Switch was one of the items Chris bought on his 1 [[May 2023]] [[Walmart]] shopping excursion following his release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)]]</ref>
 
On 10 [[August 2023]], Chris was seen online, with a New Mii profile icon, and playing [[Pokémon]] and [[Sonic]] games which had been released during his stay in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15nqdvl/chris_is_back_on_nintendo_switch/</ref>
 
On 11 August 2023, users on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] reported that Chris's Switch profile was no longer visible, possibly the result of a changed friend code.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15oib98/chris_chans_nintendo_switch_id_now_gives_unable/</ref>
 
<center><gallery>
File:CWCSonichu Nintendo Switch August 2020.png|Chris's most-played games, as of [[August 2020]] - with [[Tetris 99]] at a whopping 350 hours.
File:NewMiiIcon.png|Mii customized with blue [[hair]] in September 2020.
File:Nintendo Switch 10 August 2023 sighting.jpg|Chris's Switch activity as of 10 [[August 2023]].
</gallery></center>


==See also==
==See also==
*''[[Animal Crossing]]''
*[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|Appeal to Nintendo in Redmond]]
*[[Flipnote Hatena]]
*[[Club Nintendo]]
*[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]]  
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays e-mails]]
*[[Club Nintendo]]
*[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]]
*''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''
*[[Chris E-mails 2004-2006|Nintendo e-mails]]
*[[An Official Sonichu Update|Nintendo of America]]
*[[An Official Sonichu Update|Nintendo of America]]
*''[[Pokémon]]''
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]
*[[Takashi Tezuka]]
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Wii Incident]]
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Wii Incident]]
*[[Wii Remote of Fail]]
*[[Miiverse]]


==Sauces==
==Sources==
<references/>
<references/>


==External links==
==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] on [[Wikipedia]]
*[[wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] at [[Wikipedia]]


[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

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Chris at GameStop, posing in front of various Nintendo products with a sales associate.

Nintendo Co., Ltd. (Japanese: 任天堂株式会社 Nintendō Kabushiki gaisha) is a multinational video-game company from Kyoto, Japan, which was founded in 1889 and started off producing playing cards. During the latter half of the 20th century it started getting more and more involved in the video game industry. In 1977, 5 years before the birth of Chris, Nintendo brought out its first gaming console.[1] It is now one of 3 chief competitors on this market, along with Microsoft and Sony.

Nintendo and Chris

Chris, with his Wii.

Chris currently owns several Nintendo consoles, as well as a shitload of games for them. For a long time (before the PS3 came along), Animal Crossing was the biggest game in his life and he made the hour-long Animal Crossing Documentary in which he would tell Nintendo about his many personal problems and how much he hated the Sony PlayStation. It still remains his longest video to date.

Along with Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon was his "inspiration" for creating Sonichu and the other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon; this was actually positively covered by Nintendo Power Magazine.

The extent of Chris's Nintendo fanboyism in the early-mid 2000s is demonstrated in the first issue of Sonichu's News Dash, where Chris describes the release of the then-new Sonic Heroes on the PlayStation 2 and Xbox as an "ethical mistake", and goes on to claim that "the PS2 and X-Box versions remained dusty on the shelves, and the GCN version SOLD OUT." In reality, the Gamecube port of Heroes was outsold by the PS2 port by a factor of roughly three-to-one.

During the early epic Miyamoto Saga in 2008-2009, Chris was trolled by Clyde Cash impersonating various Nintendo officials, including Shigeru Miyamoto, Takashi Tezuka, Reggie Fils-Aimé and the Nintendo lawyer Jay Z.

In 2010, Nintendo's Flipnote Hatena service became a major part in Chris's ongoing Love Quest. In 2011, Chris felt betrayed by his favorite company for not porting the Flipnote software quick enough.

A post from Chris's Miiverse account.

In several videos released in 2011, a Giant Mii AR Card is visible on Chris's wall.[2] This particular item was only available to Club Nintendo members, for the price of 300 coins.

On December 2013, a user on 4chan's /v/ board discovered Chris's Miiverse account and posted pictures of some of his posts. This means Chris has spent taxpayer money on a Wii U.

On 10 January 2015, Chris posted on his FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! group that he will permaban anybody who talks about Mario on the group, especially after the weening that occurred on the page, mentioning that "The Sonic Team definitely kicks the Plumbers' butts".

On 19 January 2017, Chris revealed in a personal text message that he had no opinion about the then upcoming Nintendo Switch, as he was preoccupied.

On 7 March 2019, Chris uploaded Very Cool Birthday Present! :), an unboxing of a Nintendo Switch sent to him as a gift from Sarah and Steve.

In the comic

Seems an awfully convenient plot device - it's almost as if Chris isn't a very talented writer.

In Sonichu #5, Chris uses a DS to connect to Wi-Fi, to search CWCville for villains.

Mii

Chris' Mii (Friend Code 2836-0121-9073)
Miis of autism and Chris's half-siblings: Carol, David and Cole.

A Mii is a cartoon version of oneself used in various Nintendo games and services.

Chris wrote a poem on the topic: (Mumble 7, 2009)

On your Game Boy Advance SP
create 'yer MII
den play it on WII
with your PSP
hooked to your PS3
cause it's fun
see?
And never play a Hex Box 360
Because it's stupid and you're not a dummy

He also told a version of this poem to Megan.[3]

In 2011 Chris got a Giant Mii AR Card and put it on his wall.

Many Miis appeared in Super Smash Bros. Videos (2015).

In 2017, Chris gave a Mii card (signed) to Clare Porter.

Wiimote of Fail

The Wii Remote of Fail is the result of Chris taking it upon himself to paint custom Sonichu colors on his Wii Remote and Nunchuk during an autistic epiphany. He thought that "Mr. Mayamoto-san" of Nintendo would like to see these, so he then showed them off to the world in his YouTube video CWC to Mr. Miyamoto.

It made a cameo appearance as a go-kart in ModNation Racers. First as a pre-made casket car that Chris simply called a Wiimote, he would then recolor it with his own personal touch just like so many other things.

It was offered for sale on eBay in April 2018 due to the Financhu Crisis. Chris also sold off his Wii console[4].

Gallery of Chris's own Nintendo merchandise

  • Because painting things blue and yellow makes everything TRUE and ORIGINAL.

  • SEGA Nintendo!

Nintendo Switch

See also: List of Chris's video games#Nintendo Switch

The Nintendo Switch is a hybrid video game console. Capable of being both a home console and a portable device, it was released in March 2017 as the successor to Nintendo's disastrous Wii U - and has quickly proven itself to be an extremely popular product. [5].

Much like with the PlayStation 4, Chris originally had no interest[6] in buying a Switch despite his brand loyalty to Nintendo and his interest in the system's immediate predecessor. This would change on 7 March 2019, when he was gifted one by two "fans" named Sarah and Steve. He recorded Very Cool Birthday Present! :) to show it off, inadvertently revealing they were concealing some shady ulterior motives.

According to Reddit user Alternative_Roof1940, a new Switch was one of the items Chris bought on his 1 May 2023 Walmart shopping excursion following his release from Central Virginia Regional Jail.[7]

On 10 August 2023, Chris was seen online, with a New Mii profile icon, and playing Pokémon and Sonic games which had been released during his stay in Central Virginia Regional Jail. [8]

On 11 August 2023, users on r/ChrisChanSonichu reported that Chris's Switch profile was no longer visible, possibly the result of a changed friend code.[9]

  • Chris's most-played games, as of August 2020 - with Tetris 99 at a whopping 350 hours.

  • Mii customized with blue hair in September 2020.

  • Chris's Switch activity as of 10 August 2023.

See also

Sources

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20110518095018/http://www.nindb.net/system/color-tv-game.html
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20150602134421/https://club.nintendo.com/rewards-details/a/21002.do
  3. ↑ Megan emails, Jan-July 2007
  4. ↑ April 2018 social media posts
  5. ↑ https://www.engadget.com/2018/12/18/nintendo-switch-fastest-selling-us-console/
  6. ↑ File:Thoughts_On_Switch_Jan_19_2017.png
  7. ↑ Post-jail sightings (2023)
  8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15nqdvl/chris_is_back_on_nintendo_switch/
  9. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15oib98/chris_chans_nintendo_switch_id_now_gives_unable/

External links

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