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[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]] is a [[CWC-ism]] [[Chris]] uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a sweetheart and he has to teach her how to be his "sweetheart".  He apparently finds this term so clever that he uses it incessantly. He may think that it rhymes.
[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]] is a [[CWC-ism]] [[Chris]] uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a [[sweetheart]] and he has to teach her how to be his "sweetheart".  He apparently finds this term so clever that he uses it incessantly. He may think that it rhymes.


Although his meaning with this phrase is that he wants a [[gal pal]] who will eventually become a [[sweetheart]],<ref>[[Mumble 4]], ~32 minutes in</ref> to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement and brainwash her into loving him. (To the insane scientists among us, it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory.) This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.
Although his meaning with this phrase is that he wants a [[gal pal]] who will eventually become a sweetheart,<ref>[[Mumble 4]], ~32 minutes in</ref> to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement and brainwash her into loving him. (To the insane scientists among us, it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory.) This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.


==Sauces==
==Sauces==

Revision as of 14:51, 29 September 2009

Sweetheart from the Ground-Up is a CWC-ism Chris uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a sweetheart and he has to teach her how to be his "sweetheart". He apparently finds this term so clever that he uses it incessantly. He may think that it rhymes.

Although his meaning with this phrase is that he wants a gal pal who will eventually become a sweetheart,[1] to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement and brainwash her into loving him. (To the insane scientists among us, it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory.) This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.

Sauces

  1. Mumble 4, ~32 minutes in


The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media