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'''Greetings to Kaceys Folks''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] (because he wasn't invited to a party or anything, and probably wouldn't have enjoyed ''Rocky Horror'') where, being an [[Niggos|old-fashioned]] kinda guy, impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] introduces himself to [[Kacey]]'s parents. In order to present himself as a [[List of Chris's Lies|decent human being]], he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own | '''Greetings to Kaceys Folks''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] (because he wasn't invited to a party or anything, and probably wouldn't have enjoyed ''Rocky Horror'') where, being an [[Niggos|old-fashioned]] kinda guy, impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] introduces himself to [[Kacey]]'s parents. In order to present himself as a [[List of Chris's Lies|decent human being]], he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own failures, [[Autism|shortcomings]], and [[Chris and anger|serious anger management issues.]] He also appears satisfied with his [[CWC 30 Push Ups|recent video demonstration that he cannot do push-ups.]] | ||
"A Whole New World" from Disney's ''Aladdin'' plays throughout, leftover from [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|his previous video]] which was directed to Kacey. | "A Whole New World" from Disney's ''Aladdin'' plays throughout, leftover from [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|his previous video]] which was directed to Kacey. | ||
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| name = Greetings to Kaceys Folks | | name = Greetings to Kaceys Folks | ||
| | | ytid = _tZHM3vuWKo | ||
| | | stardate = 31 [[October 2009]] | ||
| | | subject ={{Power|text}}, {{Sex|text}} | ||
| | | style ={{Smug|text}}, {{Reason|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Liquid|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}} | |||
| previous = [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] | | previous = [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] | ||
| next = [[I AM STRONG]] | | next = [[I AM STRONG]] | ||
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{{quote|Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Dee, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo.|Ian's description text for the video}} | {{quote|Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Dee, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo.|Ian's description text for the video}} | ||
===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
[''"A Whole New World" is heard in background''] | [''"A Whole New World" is heard in background''] | ||
Good day, Mr and Mrs ''D'', [[Kacey]]'s parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video directed to... [''removes [[glasses]]''] yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the uh, [[real Chris|previous Chris]] that uhh, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009| | Good day, Mr and Mrs ''D'', [[Kacey]]'s parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video directed to... [''removes [[glasses]]''] yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the uh, [[real Chris|previous Chris]] that uhh, [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|y'all got to know]]. Who recently went a little cra- he recently went ''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|crazy]]''... and all that, but- but this is not about tha- this is not about him, this is about me. I am 27 years old, I stand a good 5'10". I am [[Power|very strong]], a matter of fact [[CWC 30 Push Ups|I just did thirty push-ups]] which you can see in a recent [[YouTube]] video on this same YouTube account. | ||
I feel like I am [[honest]], [[List of Chris's lies|loyal]] and [[Monthly tugboat|reliable]]. I like to- I prefer to keep [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|a]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|soft]] [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|spoken]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|tone]] [[Sign Destruction Video|of]] [[Chris Loses It|voice]]. [''glances off camera nervously''] Bu- but when I have to, I can be [[Chris and anger|argumentative and uh...and ss-such]]. I like pu- I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes sometimes takes me a while to think about things, but yeah like you know if it doesn't take much thought or if I can come up with a decision my way and [''click''] quick as- quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, it definitely took a while, you know, after getting to know Kacey to realize that I that I loved her- that I care about her very much and I [[love]] her. | I feel like I am [[honest]], [[List of Chris's lies|loyal]] and [[Monthly tugboat|reliable]]. I like to- I prefer to keep [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|a]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|soft]] [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|spoken]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|tone]] [[Sign Destruction Video|of]] [[Chris Loses It|voice]]. [''glances off camera nervously''] Bu- but when I have to, I can be [[Chris and anger|argumentative and uh...and ss-such]]. I like pu- I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes sometimes takes me a while to think about things, but yeah like you know if it doesn't take much thought or if I can come up with a decision my way and [''click''] quick as- quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, it definitely took a while, you know, after getting to know Kacey to realize that I that I loved her- that I care about her very much and I [[love]] her. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:27, 29 July 2024
Greetings to Kaceys Folks is a video uploaded on 31 October 2009 (because he wasn't invited to a party or anything, and probably wouldn't have enjoyed Rocky Horror) where, being an old-fashioned kinda guy, impostor Ian Brandon Anderson introduces himself to Kacey's parents. In order to present himself as a decent human being, he makes many false statements about himself, and shows that he's blatantly unaware of his own failures, shortcomings, and serious anger management issues. He also appears satisfied with his recent video demonstration that he cannot do push-ups.
"A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin plays throughout, leftover from his previous video which was directed to Kacey.
Video
| Greetings to Kaceys Folks | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 31 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power,  Sex
|
| Performance Style |  Smug,  Reason
|
| Saga |  Liquid Chris
|
| Shirt |  Tan Wide Lines
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey |
next I AM STRONG |
| “ | Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Dee, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA; birthname: Christopher; alias: Ricardo. | ” |
| Ian's description text for the video | ||
Transcript
["A Whole New World" is heard in background]
Good day, Mr and Mrs D, Kacey's parents. How are you today? I'm good. I'm okay. Hm. But anyway, I am making this video directed to... [removes glasses] yeah, directed to you both. You know. I am definitely better than the uh, previous Chris that uhh, y'all got to know. Who recently went a little cra- he recently went crazy... and all that, but- but this is not about tha- this is not about him, this is about me. I am 27 years old, I stand a good 5'10". I am very strong, a matter of fact I just did thirty push-ups which you can see in a recent YouTube video on this same YouTube account.
I feel like I am honest, loyal and reliable. I like to- I prefer to keep a soft spoken tone of voice. [glances off camera nervously] Bu- but when I have to, I can be argumentative and uh...and ss-such. I like pu- I like to keep things in long thoughts, you know. It takes sometimes takes me a while to think about things, but yeah like you know if it doesn't take much thought or if I can come up with a decision my way and [click] quick as- quick as- quick like that... I mean like, uhh, yeah, like you know... you know, it definitely took a while, you know, after getting to know Kacey to realize that I that I loved her- that I care about her very much and I love her.
But anyway. I feel like I am of good boyfriend material. Like I said because of my honest- my honesty and reliability and b- and my loyalty. So, uh, so hopefully with your consent, uhh... y'all will allow me to, uh, get me closer with your daughter in communication and in... you know, location. She and I have already met in person, s-she can tell you herself about her first impressions o-of me and as well as seconds impressions because we met a second time as well. Hmm. But anyway, there was a but anyway, I-anyway when the time comes I look forward to meeting you both. So... I bid y'all a safe and pleasant day. Thank you.
See also
| ⇐ My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey | Chris's videos | I AM STRONG ⇒ |