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'''Halloween''' is an annual holiday, falling on October 31. [[Chris and health#Nutrition|It has often had significance for Chris]]. He may not have a high opinion of it as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.
[[File:128679185214.png|thumb|Fan art of Chris's various Halloween costumes.]]
 
'''Hallo[[Weening|ween]]''' is an annual holiday falling on 31 October. Originally an [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Irish]] [[Christianity|Catholic]] celebration of the eve of All Saints' Day, it is also observed in New World countries due to Irish cultural influence, such as [[PandaHalo|Australia]] and the United States of America, where it has long been secularized. It has often had significance for Chris; however, he may not have a high opinion of it, as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.


==Historic Halloweens==
==Historic Halloweens==
===1998 or 1999===
===1998 or 1999===
[[Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplay|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>
[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplaying|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>
 
===2007===
===2007===
Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed) and 4chan fanart existed the next day.
Halloween [[2007]] coincided with the emergence of Chris-Chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a Something Awful forum thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed), and [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] fanart existed the next day.


===2008===
===2008===
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]
Chris had hoped to go with [[Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party",<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>, and so a crack squadron of trolls infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[ED|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]] and their families.


Chris later claimed that [[Mimms]] and [[Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and unlikely, especially as Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref>
Chris had hoped to go with his [[sweetheart]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party" in [[2008]],<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his [[medallion]]s and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween,<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> and so a crack squadron of trolls, including [[LoveYouLongTime]],<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#ED yard sign]]</ref> infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]], and their families.
 
Chris later claimed that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and extremely unlikely; Mimms never had anything to do with ED, and Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls whatsoever.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref>


===2009===
===2009===
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at [[Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but as he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, and [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]) he probably stayed at home.
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center in [[2009]], most likely at [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get [[Chris and fashion|a decent costume]] and instead planned on wearing his ancient ill-fitting Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but given that he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]), he probably stayed at home.


===2010===
===2010===
[[Jackie]] asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody, and, in return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of [[china]] Chris had.
For [[2010]], Chris's then-sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked him to join "[[Jackie's Halloween Contest|Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest]]" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody. In return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule and half-assed a lot of the videos he made, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of getting [[china]].
 
===2011===
===2011===
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year, as a [[28 October 2011|few days before]] the holiday in [[2011]], he and his mother [[Barbara]] got into an altercation with [[The GAMe PLACe]] owner [[Michael Snyder]]. The two received felony charges and were arrested, before being bonded out by Chris's social counselor [[Rocky Shoemaker]] the next day.
===2012===
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year, as he was very lonely and depressed, and dealing with the consequences for his actions last October. However, he did put a lot of thought into a theoretical costume. He explained in a private [[Facebook]] message:
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]
Chris spent Halloween in ''jail'' after his [[28 October 2011|28 October attack]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a [[jerkop]].
{{quotebox|If I had local friends to actually hang out with, and they had invited me to a Halloween party, I would likely go as a zombie.
===2012===
 
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year; however, ten days prior he wrote: ''I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "[[Lulz|laughs]]" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by [[Jesus]], our lord, and is the way of our almighty [[God]]. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.''
I would go as a zombie, this year at least, because I have been feeling like a zombie often lately. A) I often feel lost in thought from going off track in thought. And I often feel lost in life as well. B) The bad people, gravely and greatly counting the fucking Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, as well as the tyrannical [[Michael Snyder]] for destroying my life from his set up in having me [[28 October 2011|arrested]], spend a horrifying night in jail, going through trial after trial after trial of crappy court dates, only to be totally drained from losing to him. Which brings up C) I often have been feeling tired more quickly from each outing full of errands I run for [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] every day, although some of them do include time for myself. Having to reside in the same room with her becomes tedious and can become frustrating to me, but she is still the sweetest, most caring, compassionate, understanding mother I have grown up knowing with fondest memories. D) I have actually felt the total blank-minded mental state that can be derived from having just woken up and still feeling really drowsy, as well as post mental shut down after an extended amount of [[stress]] has surged through my mind. E) Zombies actually totally creep, gross, freak and scare me. Which is why I take pleasure in shooting them in the head or chopping them up into bits in [[video games]] before they can drain my avatar/main character.}}
{{clear}}
[[File:Chriszombie.jpg|200px|left|thumb|[[LEGO]] zombie Chris.]]
 
===2013===
===2013===
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him had the opportunity to crush Chris's one really happy memory. On Halloween itself, he posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received the traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him crushed Chris's one really happy memory. He posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS classmates to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear). In keeping with the holiday spirit, he said he felt, as in the previous year, like "an emotional zombie."<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
{{clear}}
[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Derpy]]'s ready for trick-or-treating.]]
[[File:Chris at a gay bar.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's "Lesbian chic" costume for Halloween 2014.]]


===2014===
===2014===
Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|spent Halloween 2014]] patronizing the "Impulse Gay [[Chris and English|Social-Club]]" dressed in [[Chris and fashion|"70s Lesbian Chic"]]. The extent of his participation was not immediately known, although knowing Chris, he probably just [[Fridays After Five|fucked with his Nintendo DS the whole time.]]
A week before Halloween 2014, Chris asked of his [[Facebook]] friends, "Can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in [[Charlottesville]], VA, please?" He eventually made the very atypical decision to [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|spend the holiday]] patronizing the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] dressed as a [[Chris and fashion|"Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic."]] Chris had originally hoped that if his girlfriend [[Catherine]] was in town, they could wear costumes with a "Lesbians Through Time" theme, with her as "the Past Lesbian" and himself as the aforementioned hippie. Unfortunately, she couldn't come, so Chris had to go alone.  
 
The extent of his participation was not immediately known, as he only posted a bathroom selfie on Facebook. Knowing Chris, he probably just [[Fridays After Five|played with his Nintendo DS the whole time.]] The fact that Chris even ''entered'' a gay bar was somewhat mind boggling at the time, given his [[Homos|ongoing]] [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|homophobia]] and his [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|prior insistence]] that he would never enter such an establishment. It was unknown whether Chris had truly shed his homophobic tendencies or whether he was merely [[Attraction Sign|harassing]] lesbians at a gay bar.
{{clear}}
[[File:Ha1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Rosechu and Sonichu]]
[[File:Ha2.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Humanoid electric mouse-hedgehogs dressed as humanoid horse things]]
 
===2015===
Chris unveiled Halloween costumes for the Sonichu family, who appeared as ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' characters. He instructed his [[Facebook]] followers to "Stay Safe while Trick-or-Treating, escorting the children on the outing, or while partying", in a rare case of Chris actually providing sound advice.
{{clear}}
===2017===
Chris wished his fans a happy Halloween while announcing that he had taken a break from working on the Sonichu comic.<ref>[[October 2017 Patreon posts#Delay, needed some me-time]]</ref>
{{clear}}
 
===2018===
[[File:ChrisHalloween2018.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Chris as Princess Savina, an obscure character from ''Smurfs'']]
 
Chris dressed as [https://smurfs.fandom.com/wiki/Princess_Savina Princess Savina] in her warrior disguise from ''The Smurfs'' cartoon series to attend a costume party at a local bar/grill. He also claimed that [[polyamorous marriage|his spouses]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel]], [[Silvana]], and [[Mewtwo]] were also dressed as ''Smurf'' characters [https://smurfs.fandom.com/wiki/Sir_Johan Johan], [https://smurfs.fandom.com/wiki/Peewit Peewit], [https://smurfs.fandom.com/wiki/Dame_Barbara Dame Barbara], and [https://smurfs.fandom.com/wiki/King_Gerard King Gerard] respectively.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Cosplay antics]]</ref>
 
===2019===
Chris celebrated Halloween by warning readers that the [[Dimensional Merge]] is coming close and to stay safe from the OCs; the holiday would mean that the "Dimensional [[Iron Curtain]]" was thin.
 
===2021===
Chris spent Halloween in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after [[Jail Saga#Arrest|his arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest with his mother]]. Chris called [[Cory]] from the jail phone but caught him while he was at work, so the call was cut short and not recorded. He [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|spoke to Cory]] the next day.
 
===2022===
Chris spent Halloween in Central Virginia Regional Jail for the second year.
 
===2023===
Chris's first Halloween outside of jail for the first time in a while, but this time [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA|at a new home]].
 
==Fan video==
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| maker          = Last Terminal Network
| subject        = Halloween, [[Michael Snyder]]
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Cosplaying|Cosplay]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Chris's birthday|Birthday]]
*[[Chris's birthday|Birthday]]
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]
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Latest revision as of 23:00, 30 October 2024

Fan art of Chris's various Halloween costumes.

Halloween is an annual holiday falling on 31 October. Originally an Irish Catholic celebration of the eve of All Saints' Day, it is also observed in New World countries due to Irish cultural influence, such as Australia and the United States of America, where it has long been secularized. It has often had significance for Chris; however, he may not have a high opinion of it, as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.

Historic Halloweens

1998 or 1999

Barb makes Chris's Ash Ketchum costume.[1]

2007

Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-Chan on the Internet: he appeared in a Something Awful forum thread on 26 October, got an Encyclopedia Dramatica page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed), and 4chan fanart existed the next day.

2008

At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.

Chris had hoped to go with his sweetheart Blanca to a "local Halloween party" in 2008,[2] but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a troll before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween,[3] and so a crack squadron of trolls, including LoveYouLongTime,[4] infiltrated the grounds of 14 Branchland Court that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICAJIMMY HILL" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later tore up the sign on YouTube while making death threats against Vivian Gee, Clyde Cash, and their families.

Chris later claimed that Mimms and Megan were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and extremely unlikely; Mimms never had anything to do with ED, and Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls whatsoever.[5]

2009

Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center in 2009, most likely at Rocky's suggestion. A loyal Nintendo fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill Captain N, but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient ill-fitting Ash getup.[6] He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but given that he uploaded three videos that day (Getting Foam Ed for Clyde Cash, My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey and Greetings to Kaceys Folks), he probably stayed at home.

2010

For 2010, Chris's then-sweetheart Jackie asked him to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for YouTube every day in October, mentioning a secret in each that he'd never told anybody. In return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 November. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule and half-assed a lot of the videos he made, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of getting china.

2011

Chris did nothing for Halloween this year, as a few days before the holiday in 2011, he and his mother Barbara got into an altercation with The GAMe PLACe owner Michael Snyder. The two received felony charges and were arrested, before being bonded out by Chris's social counselor Rocky Shoemaker the next day.

2012

Chris did nothing for Halloween this year, as he was very lonely and depressed, and dealing with the consequences for his actions last October. However, he did put a lot of thought into a theoretical costume. He explained in a private Facebook message:

TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!
If I had local friends to actually hang out with, and they had invited me to a Halloween party, I would likely go as a zombie.

I would go as a zombie, this year at least, because I have been feeling like a zombie often lately. A) I often feel lost in thought from going off track in thought. And I often feel lost in life as well. B) The bad people, gravely and greatly counting the fucking Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, as well as the tyrannical Michael Snyder for destroying my life from his set up in having me arrested, spend a horrifying night in jail, going through trial after trial after trial of crappy court dates, only to be totally drained from losing to him. Which brings up C) I often have been feeling tired more quickly from each outing full of errands I run for my mother every day, although some of them do include time for myself. Having to reside in the same room with her becomes tedious and can become frustrating to me, but she is still the sweetest, most caring, compassionate, understanding mother I have grown up knowing with fondest memories. D) I have actually felt the total blank-minded mental state that can be derived from having just woken up and still feeling really drowsy, as well as post mental shut down after an extended amount of stress has surged through my mind. E) Zombies actually totally creep, gross, freak and scare me. Which is why I take pleasure in shooting them in the head or chopping them up into bits in video games before they can drain my avatar/main character.

LEGO zombie Chris.

2013

Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received the traumatic news that his Manchester High School gal-pals were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing Pity the Autistic and didn't really like him crushed Chris's one really happy memory. He posted to Molly Quarles, asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS classmates to visit his house in person to apologize (for what, is unclear). In keeping with the holiday spirit, he said he felt, as in the previous year, like "an emotional zombie."[7]

Derpy's ready for trick-or-treating.
Chris's "Lesbian chic" costume for Halloween 2014.

2014

A week before Halloween 2014, Chris asked of his Facebook friends, "Can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?" He eventually made the very atypical decision to spend the holiday patronizing the Impulse Gay Social Club dressed as a "Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic." Chris had originally hoped that if his girlfriend Catherine was in town, they could wear costumes with a "Lesbians Through Time" theme, with her as "the Past Lesbian" and himself as the aforementioned hippie. Unfortunately, she couldn't come, so Chris had to go alone.

The extent of his participation was not immediately known, as he only posted a bathroom selfie on Facebook. Knowing Chris, he probably just played with his Nintendo DS the whole time. The fact that Chris even entered a gay bar was somewhat mind boggling at the time, given his ongoing homophobia and his prior insistence that he would never enter such an establishment. It was unknown whether Chris had truly shed his homophobic tendencies or whether he was merely harassing lesbians at a gay bar.

Rosechu and Sonichu
Humanoid electric mouse-hedgehogs dressed as humanoid horse things

2015

Chris unveiled Halloween costumes for the Sonichu family, who appeared as Equestria Girls characters. He instructed his Facebook followers to "Stay Safe while Trick-or-Treating, escorting the children on the outing, or while partying", in a rare case of Chris actually providing sound advice.

2017

Chris wished his fans a happy Halloween while announcing that he had taken a break from working on the Sonichu comic.[8]

2018

Chris as Princess Savina, an obscure character from Smurfs

Chris dressed as Princess Savina in her warrior disguise from The Smurfs cartoon series to attend a costume party at a local bar/grill. He also claimed that his spouses, Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Silvana, and Mewtwo were also dressed as Smurf characters Johan, Peewit, Dame Barbara, and King Gerard respectively.[9]

2019

Chris celebrated Halloween by warning readers that the Dimensional Merge is coming close and to stay safe from the OCs; the holiday would mean that the "Dimensional Iron Curtain" was thin.

2021

Chris spent Halloween in Central Virginia Regional Jail after his arrest for incest with his mother. Chris called Cory from the jail phone but caught him while he was at work, so the call was cut short and not recorded. He spoke to Cory the next day.

2022

Chris spent Halloween in Central Virginia Regional Jail for the second year.

2023

Chris's first Halloween outside of jail for the first time in a while, but this time at a new home.

Fan video

Chris Chan Halloween: The GAMe PLACe Incident 2011 | Michael Snyder
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 27 October 2019
Made By Last Terminal Network
Subject Matter Halloween, Michael Snyder
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

References

The Holidays of Christian Weston Chandler's Year

Chris's birthday (Christian Love Day) • HalloweenChristmas