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[[Image:Spiderman cash.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's interpretation of the epic love that can't be.]]


'''No More Jokes''' is a 5 [[November 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] not very dramatically reveals the true face of [[Clyde Cash]], just few days after telling us [[it will never end]].  
'''No More Jokes''' is a 5 [[November 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] not very dramatically reveals the true face of [[Clyde Cash]], just few days after telling us [[it will never end]]. Not surprisingly, this revelation has had absolutely no effect on Clyde, probably due to the fact that he (spoiler alert) uses the same old [[Gay]] Spider-Man photo used plenty of times before.
 
Not surprisingly, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs5SASoq_vg this revelation has had absolutely no effect on Clyde].


== Video (SFW Version) ==
== Video (SFW Version) ==
{{quote|Die, Clyde, Die!}}
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{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = The Chronicles of Chris-chan: No More Heroes
| name          = The Chronicles of Chris-chan: No More Heroes
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|BRapwKYcXVQ}}
| ytid          = gj_3Z6m1c9o
| Stardate       = November 5th, 2009
| stardate       = 5 [[November 2009]]
| Maker         = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| style         = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga           = {{Clyde}} [[Clyde]] Saga
| saga           = {{Clyde|text}}
| Other         = {{Audio}} Audio
| other         = {{Audio|text}}
| previous      = [[51 50]]
| previous      = [[51 50]]
| next          = [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]
| next          = [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]
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== Transcript ==
{{quote|Ugh! Disgusting!}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|What a twist!]]
[[Image:GaySpiderMan.jpg|thumb|What a twist!]]


[''Shot of some sheets of paper covered in Chris's scrawled handwriting. The bottom of the computer monitor is also in the shot'']
[''Shot of some sheets of paper covered in Chris's scrawled handwriting. The bottom of the computer monitor is also in the shot'']


I have run out of [[Twin Falling Towers|good humor]], so now it's time for the... uh, terrible!
I have run out of [[Obesity|good humor]], so now it's time for [[Twin Falling Towers|the... uh, terrible!]]


[''Camera pans up to the computer screen, revealing an easily Googled shot of "Clyde" in a compromising position with a [[homos|gay]] Spiderman'']
[''Camera pans up to the computer screen, revealing an easily Googled shot of "Clyde" in a compromising position with a gay Spider-Man'']


There's the picture...
There's the picture...
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[[For Julie's Eyes Only|Ugh!]] [[Fapcup|Disgusting!]]
[[For Julie's Eyes Only|Ugh!]] [[Fapcup|Disgusting!]]
== Video (NSFW Version) ==
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| name          = 238 No More Jokes
| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|238-no-more-jokes}}
| stardate      = 5 [[November 2009]]
| style          = {{Smug|text}}
| saga          = {{Clyde|text}}
| other          = {{Audio|text}}
| previous      = [[51 50]]
| next          = [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]
}}


==See also==
==See also==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs5SASoq_vg Response from Clyde]
*[https://archive.org/details/238-no-more-jokes NSFW video download]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mjjndwg2tz2 NSFW video download]


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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-05]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-05]]
[[Category:Gay Spider-Man videos| 2009-11-05]]
[[Category:Videos containing nudity| 2009-11-05]]

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An artist's interpretation of the epic love that can't be.

No More Jokes is a 5 November 2009 video in which Chris not very dramatically reveals the true face of Clyde Cash, just few days after telling us it will never end. Not surprisingly, this revelation has had absolutely no effect on Clyde, probably due to the fact that he (spoiler alert) uses the same old Gay Spider-Man photo used plenty of times before.

Video (SFW Version)

The Chronicles of Chris-chan: No More Heroes
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 5 November 2009
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Other AudioAudio Audio
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
51 50
next
Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You


Ugh! Disgusting!

Transcript

What a twist!

[Shot of some sheets of paper covered in Chris's scrawled handwriting. The bottom of the computer monitor is also in the shot]

I have run out of good humor, so now it's time for the... uh, terrible!

[Camera pans up to the computer screen, revealing an easily Googled shot of "Clyde" in a compromising position with a gay Spider-Man]

There's the picture...

[Chris holds the camera on the computer screen in silence for ten seconds]

Ugh! Disgusting!

Video (NSFW Version)

238 No More Jokes
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 5 November 2009
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Other AudioAudio Audio
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
51 50
next
Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You


See also

External links

51 50 Chris's videos Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You
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